A Just for Fun
page reserved for all the creative ways Red Foreman threatens to put his foot up someone's ass. And believe me, he's surprisingly creative in this regard.
- "You boys just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!"
- "You drilled a hole in my floor, My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass"
- "How would you like your keen eye to watch my short foot kick your smart ass"
- "May I suggest the footing of your ass?"
- "You're lucky this table is between my foot and your ass"
- "I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot"
- "You're about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called On the Road to In Your Ass"
- "If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass"
- "I'll be watching the news, and if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is gonna equal me kicking your ass"
- "You better shut up, or I'll launch a nuclear foot to the city of your ass"
- This exchange:
Eric: Hey, let go of my Eggo!
Red: Hey, let go of my foot in your ass!
- "Don't let the bedbugs put their foot up your ass!"
- "I wish I had 2000 feet! So I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!"