Rule #1 of action movies: Hugh Jackmanmakes anythingawesome.At least, that's the theory behind Van Helsing (2004), which stars Jackman as fabled vampire hunter Van Helsing. In this incarnation, he works as an agent of the Knights of the Holy Order in the Vatican to hunt down monsters and other abominations. Aiding him is Friar Carl, a slightly irreverent tinkerer and inventor that supplies him with the speciality equipment and comic relief he needs to take down the creatures of the night.Yeah. It's just that kind of movie.Van Helsing and Friar Carl are sent to Transylvania to help the last of the Valerious family, Anna and her brother Velkan, destroy Dracula - because if they don't, several generations of the family will never get to heaven. Once there, Van Helsing finds himself facing down Dracula and his brides, werewolves, and even Frankenstein's creation in the course of his mission - and discovering a few secrets about his own past, with plenty of Universal Horror / Hammer HorrorShout Outs along the way.A reboot is currently in the works, to possibly be written by the writing team behind the Transformers Film Series.
Angel Unaware: The title character is implied to be this, due to repeatedly being referred to by Dracula as "Gabriel".
Van Helsing also early on mentions to Carl that he remembers fighting Romans at Masada in 72 AD.
The Novelisation actually downright confirms this. Van Helsing is mentioned as having two large disfiguring scars between his shoulder blades, right where wings would be. The scars would seem to imply they were forcibly torn out.
Anna: What do you want? Frankenstein's Monster: ...To exist.
Artistic License - History: The Valerious family seem to be simultaneously descended from Romanian nobility and Gypsys. Given the general attitude towards Gypsys at the time that's an extremely unlikely combination.
Not necessarily, as it doesn't say they were legitimate, so possibly pretty Gypsy girl caught the eye of a Romanian noble...
Artistic License - Religion: Van Helsing must kill Dracula to prevent the Valerious family from "passing into Purgatory" and never reaching Heaven. Yeah, except that, according to Catholic dogma, passing into Purgatory means eventually ending up in Heaven.
The movie states that they would be stuck in Purgatory forever, because of a special deal the original Valerious made.
Art Shift: A prequel was released that showed Van Hellsing's encounter with Mr. Hyde that was referred to in the opening scene of the movie, it is also an animated cartoon.
Attack! Attack! Attack!: Anna has this. Her idea of a sensible solution when confronted with a horde of vampires is to grab a mace that was mounted on the wall, brandish it, and start to throw herself into the horde. Fortunately, Van Helsing is there to drag her out of harm's way.
Barbie Doll Anatomy: The vampires when in monster mode, have no nipples and genitalia on their seemingly nude bodies.
Justified in that all the creatures that transform have their clothes transform too. The lone exceptions are Velkan and Van Helsing, who retain their pants when transforming, even as they rip off their upper clothing and skin.
Bat out of Hell: Dracula and his brides turn into flying bat... things.
Captain Ersatz: This probably fits under a different trope, but this movie is very, veryCastlevania. Namely when Dracula turns into a bat-demon (cue Dance of Illusion).
Captain Obvious: "You're choking me!" Gee, Anna, was the choke hold he had on your neck your first clue?
Captive Date: Dracula takes Anna to his masquerade ball and forces her to dance with him while waiting for Van Helsing to arrive. No ropes used, but it's clear he's using some kind of mind control or muscle control.
Dracula needed someone far stronger than a normal human to channel the energies needed in his attempt to bring his horde of baby vampires to life. Before Frankenstein's Monster, he really did need at least one alive.
Plus, they make useful servants. A lot of people keep dogs despite the fact that there is a slim chance of said dog turning and attacking them.
What's more, useful servants who have to obey his every command. They're no threat to him Not after their first full moon at any rate.
Christianity is Catholic: The Knights of the Holy Order supposedly encompass monster-hunters of all religions... but it's housed in the Vatican and run by Catholic priests. You do, however, see Buddhist monks, mullahs, and some other clergymen in the "base".
Coat, Hat, Mask: Van Helsing sports these for his intro shot, but quickly ditches the mask.
Confessional: Van Helsing meets his superior in one of these.
Dark and Troubled Past: Van Helsing might be an angel, might be Dracula's protegé, might be Wolverine in an earlier incarnation. Dracula knows him, though. We just never find out how.
Dark Is Not Evil: Van Helsing, Frankenstein's monster, even Anna could count.
Exposition of Immortality: Van Helsing remembering fighting the Romans in 73 A.D and also Dracula introducing himself as born 1422, murdered 1462. The film's set in 1888.
Fanservice: You've got Hugh Jackman, and shirtless, suffering Velkan for the ladies, and Anna (Kate Beckinsale) & the Brides for the men. And, of course, the Monster Mash premise is probably meant as fanservice of a non-sexual sort.
Faux Action Girl: Anna Valerious, through and through. See that page for more details.
More a case of Overshadowed by Awesome. Yes, Anna doesn't fare too well against superstrong werewolves and vampires, but she's just a normal if athletic human with a sword. Van Helsing... isn't.
Considering that she's been raised from birth to fight vampires and the like, it's truly a wonder how she lasted so long.
Fingore: Van Helsing tells Anna to cut off one of Igor's fingers if he should fail to comply. She clearly has slightly more esoteric targets in mind...
Franchise Killer: There were plans to launch a spinoff TV series, Transylvania, but they were scrapped in light of the lower-than-expected box office and mostly bad reviews.
Hereditary Curse: The Valerious family is bound by a curse that keeps them from entering into Heaven until Dracula is killed. This is the result of a vow taken by a distant ancestor.
Hoist by His Own Petard: The Transylvanian village that has the unfortunate location to be closest to Dracula's castle has a really creepy gravedigger that is eventually killed by Velkan in his werewolf form. Upon dying, he rolls into the grave he was digging.
Howl Of Sorrow: Van does this in his werewolf form after having the cure injected into his body. It morphs into a Big "NO!" as he transforms back into a human.
Incredibly Lame Pun: A woman, alone at night, needs some sort of defense to protect herself. What does she grab? Mace. Well, a mace, but you get the idea.
Lesbian Vampire: The Brides of Dracula display some notable lesbian tendencies, especially Brides Verona and Aleera. Marishka might have shown some too, if she'd lasted longer. Aleera is bisexual and seems very interested in Anna.
Light is Not Good: All three of Dracula's brides dress in flowing white dresses but they turn into batlike harpies to signify just how badass they are.
Made of Iron: Van Helsing and Anna. Comes in handy when you're being thrown through buildings.
Magic Countdown: That clock is striking twelve for at least three minutes...
Magic Pants: Standard issue on all werewolves. (In the DVD commentary they note that originally Hugh Jackman was naked but test audiences found it too distracting so they added CGI pants.)
Carl: Here, take this. [he hands Van Helsing a bag, then begins to fill it] Carl: Rings of garlic... holy water... silver stake... crucifix... [they pass two monks test-firing a Gatling gun] Van Helsing:Why can't I have one of those?
Motivational Kiss: When Van Helsing and Anna split up before the climactic battle, he to face down Dracula using his werewolf power to defeat the vampire and she to retrieve the werewolf cure serum.
Mr. Fanservice: Every single male character in this movie except Frankenstein's Monster.
Ms. Fanservice: Like her male counterpart, any female presences especially Anna and the Brides.
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: An Angel Werewolf Vampire-Hunter in a Badass Longcoat whose sidekick is a Sexually Active Swearing Friar Who Designs Turn-of-the-Century Anti-Vampire Hand Grenades. Booyah.
No Ontological Inertia: When Hyde's arm was cut off, it turned into Jekyll's arm. Helsing has a reputation as a serial killer because so many of the monsters he kills turn into human corpses.
Killing Dracula causes anything created by him to die.
Minor: Dracula and his brides can all turn into harpy-like humanoid bat creature. Major: Dracula's demonic form is only fully revealed for the final battle. Its the same as his brides only darker and less human features.
Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Kate Beckinsale's ambiguously Eastern European accent can't seem to hold up for more than a few minutes at a time.
Our Vampires Are Different: Somewhat, they can shift from monster to human forms and can reproduce. As Helsing states, since they're undead their offspring would be stillborn. Thus the need for energy from a supernatural source (i.e: werewolves or Frankenstein's Monster) to bring them to life.
Dracula himself seems to operate under different rules, as he himself can't be killed via a stake through the heart unlike his brides, because he has no heart. Crosses also burst into flame around him, and he can transform into an even bigger batlike demon. His only weakness is the bite of a werewolf.
Our Werewolves Are Different: When they transform, they can rip the skin of their former human selves as if it were clothes, and can be controled by a vampire if their will power isn't strong enough.
Rescue Sex: Friar Carl saves a random townswoman from falling to her doom by making a diving catch. She's very grateful... and quite happy that he's not bound by vows of chastity. We don't see either of them again for some time.
Steampunk: The design of the Frankenstein Monster in particular; but a good deal of equipment seen being used in the movie is very impressive looking for the time period.
Stillborn Franchise: A sequel and a TV series had been planned; but due to the film's poor reviews and lackluster box office performance, both of these plans were cancelled.
Too Dumb to Live: Anna and her brother Velkin tend to Leeroy Jenkins when they attack things, such as werewolves, despite knowing if they die their entire family won't be allowed into Heaven. Presumably the Knights realized this, which is why they sent Van Helsing in, in the first place.
The Villagers don't fair up much better either. While they give a flimsy justification that the Vampires only attack because they're feeding, taking one or two a month, its a better alternative to them fighting back and killing the vampires, as they'll only come back and slaughter them in revenge. Still, you'd think they'd try to deter them... it'd be very easy to do if they were all armed with bows instead of hatchets and pitchforks. Or more logically, if they resettled their village far away from Dracula's Castle.
Unwitting Pawn: Dr. Victor Frankenstein was this to Dracula.
Vampire Dance: The dance hall where Drac is holding a fancy dress party is lined with mirrors, making it obvious to Anna that she's basically the only one there with a pulse.
Vampire Monarch: All the vampires and werewolves answer to Dracula, who presumably was the first vampire.
Vampire Refugee: Van Helsing gets turned into a werewolf, and is prophesied to kill Drac as a werewolf. Meanwhile, Carl and Anna race to get the antidote to him before the last stroke of midnight, at which time he'll be a permanent werewolf.
Vampire Werewolf Love Triangle: Van Helsing was in the process of becoming a werewolf when Dracula kidnapped his love interest and tried to seduce her.
Van Helsing Hate Crimes: Played with. Van Helsing can see that Frankenstein's monster is not really evil. The Knights of the Holy Order don't.
Weird Moon: The moon is full for weeks in Transylvania.
And apparently waxes and wanes like crazy. After Van Helsing is bitten, Carl tells him that the next full moon is in three days. Repeat - there was a werewolf attack the night prior (meaning that there must have been the full moon), and three days later, it would be full again.
They had a travel montage to get somewhere, but not one to get back. While the moon is still weird, this sort of gives an excuse for the "three days later" bit.
When the Clock Strikes Twelve: Van Helsing must be cured by the last strike of midnight — fortunately in Transylvania the clocks can take ten minutes to strike midnight.
Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: Anna to Aleera in the climax when the latter constantly keep playing with her. Anna calls her out on her stupidity for stalling on killing her after she stakes her.
The Worf Effect: Anna by one of the brides repeatedly throughout the movie. She gets even though near the end of the movie.
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