->''"You can love your pets, just don't ''love'' your pets."''
''The Truth About Cats & Dogs'' is a 1996 RomanticComedy film directed by Michael Lehmann, involving a ''Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac''-style LoveTriangle.
HollywoodHomely Abby Barnes (Creator/JaneaneGarofalo) is a radio veterarian, who falls in love with a caller to her radio show named Brian (Ben Chaplin). When Abby gets a blind date with Brian, her insecurity about her appearance causes her to send in her conventionally beautiful neighbor Noelle Slusarsky (Creator/UmaThurman). Of course, Noelle develops feelings for Brian too, with complications (and [[HilarityEnsues hilarity]]) duly ensuing.
!! "The tropes about cats and dogs":
* BrokenAesop: Many, (if not most) viewers considered Garafalo to be more attractive than Thurman, making the "guy falls for girl based on her brain and personality" completely invalid.
* TheGrovel: Ends with the woman grovelling to her male LoveInterest, oddly enough.
* HandOrObjectUnderwear: Uma Thurman and a stack of loudspeakers.
* HelloNurse: Noelle
* HollywoodHomely: Played with: Creator/JaneaneGarofalo is beautiful by any normal standards. However, she considers herself far from attractive, especially when compared to Creator/UmaThurman. It's never stated if she is considered ugly InUniverse and Creator/UmaThurman has a serious case of self esteem issues where she considers herself ugly.
** Quoting Creator/RogerEbert: "The movie is based upon the presumption that Garofalo is not pretty, and of course she is."
* SplitScreenPhoneCall: a Phone Sex conversation between Abby and Brian.
--> '''Abby''': That night on the phone? I'm pregnant.