Film: The Road To Wellville
A comedic 1994 film about some early twentieth-century visitors to a singular health sanitarium run by Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the
iconoclastic inventor of the corn flake. Kellogg is played by Anthony Hopkins
, and in his own way is almost as scary as Hannibal Lecter. Fellow star Matthew Broderick
is reported to consider this film an Old Shame
Based on a novel by American author T. Coraghessan Boyle
This film provides examples of:
- Acid Reflux Nightmare Will Lightbody suffers from these in the early parts of the novel due to a bad ulcer and being a recovering opium addict.
- All-Star Cast: Anthony Hopkins, Matthew Broderick, Bridget Fonda, John Cusack, Dana Carvey and Colm Meaney!
- Animal Wrongs Group: Kind of. Doctor Kellogg thinks it's possible to make wolves to vegetarians. Then, he proudly presents a quite emaciated-looking wolf who doesn't want to eat meat anymore. (Even scarier if you wonder what he may have done to make the wolf abhor from eating meat.) This may have inspired a similar scene in Futurama.
- In the novel, there's also a chimpanzee at the sanitarium that's been "conditioned" against eating meat in the same way, i.e. by offering it to them and then beating them until they cringe at the sight of it. During the climax, both of them escape and maul Dr. Kellogg.
- Ass Shove
Kellogg: Nurse Graves?
Graves: Yes Doctor?
Take Mister Lightbody immediately to the yogurt room
and give him fifteen gallons.
Lightbody: Oh no, no. I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt.
Kellogg: Oh it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody.
- Babies Ever After
- Blatant Lies:
Will: You, sir! You were masturbating!
Badger: I was not! I was massaging my colon!
Will: "Massaging your colon?!" I know where the colon is, and it doesn't stick up in the air!
- Chew Toy: Poor Charles just can't catch a break.
- Black Comedy: The movie runs on this.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer Dr Kellogg himself, apparently.
- Cannot Spit It Out: Kellogg's assistant tries to politely warn him that George is throwing 'projectiles' at the sanitarium's guests. When Kellogg presses him as to what the 'projectiles' are, he panics and blurts out, "HE'S THROWING BOXES OF SHIT AT THE GUESTS!"
- Con Artist: Bender, Bender, Bender. He spends all the Perfo company's seed money on his expensive hotel room, booze and fine dining, while convincing Charles that he needs to glad-hand to get support for the company. In the end, he disappears, leaving Charles with an empty coffer and his enormous hotel bill, and wanted by the police.
- Death by Irony: Dr. Kellogg, dying of a heart attack while trying to prove how healthy he is.
- The Edwardian Era
- Even The Rats Won't Touch It: A group of somewhat shady businessmen try to produce a new brand of cornflakes, in competition with the very John Kellogg. Since their... products are anything but tasty, they feed them to some pigs. Who won't eat it either.
- Fan Disservice
- Fur and Loathing
- Henpecked Husband: Will Lightbody.
- Herr Doctor Dr. Spizvogel unt seins Handhabung Therapeutic!
- Hey, It's That Guy!: Colm Meaney plays a sleazy vegetarian activist.
- The Insomniac: The novel and film both open with Will Lightbody suffering from severe insomnia due to his ulcer and opium withdrawal.
- Kick the Dog: Kellogg does this in the climax of the novel when he drowns his rebellious adopted son George in a vat of macadamia nut butter.
- Large Ham Dr. Kellogg
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Mrs Lightbody made her husband take a medicine against his lack of appetite. Which contained mostly alcohol, so he became The Alcoholic. Wanting to fix that problem, she found another medicine that promised to cure alcoholism. Which it did - only problem: It contained opium.
- Also Dr. Kellogg's 'treatment' for Ida Muntz's 'greensickness' - radium enemas. She dies of radiation poisoning.
- No Sex Allowed: One of Dr. Kellogg's most vocal proscriptions. In the movie, and in Real Life, he condemned all forms of sexual intercourse, even for procreation, as being unhealthy.
- Politically Correct History
- Soundtrack Dissonance: The movie is Black Comedy all the way through, with a peppy, upbeat soundtrack played on kazoos.
- Spared by the Adaptation: In the novel, Dr. Kellogg kills George.
- Steampunk The medical gadgetry, theories & practices seem farfetched enough to count.
- The Unpronounceable That's Mr. Unpronouncable
- Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Pretty much everyone. Let's run down the list, shall we? And keep in mind, these are just the main characters!
- Will Lightbody - Recovering alcoholic and opium addict, non-recovering sex addict who lusts after his nurse and cheats on his wife with another patient.
- Eleanor Lightbody - Health-obsessed harpy. The one who got Will addicted to both alcohol and opium in the first place; pays Dr. Spitzvogel to finger her and gets indignant when her husband calls her out.
- Doctor Kellogg - Runs a sanitarium that kills people, but played for laughs. 'Nuff said.
- George Kellogg - The good doctor's adopted son, has zero sense of hygiene, and pretty much his greatest goal in life is to disappoint dear old Dad.
- Charles Ossining - Probably the most sympathetic, if only due to his Chew Toy status. Gets swindled out of his company's seed money by Goodloe Bender, Con Artist extraordinaire.
- Upper Class Twit Endymion Hart-Jones