Film: The Mysterians
Chikyu Boeigun, or Earth Defense Force. Known in the US as The Mysterians.
- From behind the moon they came...To invade Earth...Abduct its women...And level its cities!~Tagline from the American theatrical poster and the back of the Media Blasters US DVD.
This film contains examples of the following:
- Alien Invasion: Played with. At first, it certainly seems like an invasion, but then later the Mysterians explain that they only want a small piece of land to live on, as well as some women to marry, since their history of nuclear war has left them with some truly horrific genetic problems. However, it soon becomes apparent during the later part of the movie that, OF COURSE, it is in fact an invasion.
- Cool Airship: The Alpha and Beta class aerial warships.
- Death Ray: Would you like the hand-held ones, the ones fired by Moguera's eyes, the big one fired by the Mysterian dome, or the Markalite FAHP? There are plenty to go around.
- Dueling Dubs: The film has been dubbed into English twice. Once in 1958 (theatrically exhibited in 1959 by MGM after RKO went bankrupt), and again in 2005 by Bang! Zoom for the Media Blasters DVD. To put it quite bluntly, the newer dub is essentially sacrilege, because the original dub was perhaps the most tasteful, unaltered English version of a Toho Sci-Fi film at that time, and they would've been better off finding usable elements of the RKO version instead. At least two decent 35mm prints are known to exist in the hands of private collectors. You can get a feel of just how dreadful the new dub is here.
- Elaborate Underground Base: The Mysterians have one, and they plan on expanding it.
- Eye Beams: Moguera has them.
- Face-Heel Turn: Ryoichi Shiraishi (played by Akihiko Hirata), sort of. He initially sides with the Mysterians because of their advanced technology and out of sympathy for their situation, not even disagreeing with their kidnapping of his own sister and his ex-fiancee. He even makes some private television appearances to his friends, attempting to get them to cooperate with the Mysterians. They only want a place to live... at first.
- Giant Equals Invincible: Averted. The Moguera is practically immune to most weaponry, but being a machine, it still succumbs to physical damage when it falls into a ravine, and the second Moguera is destroyed by the very Markalite FAHP that it was tunneling under when it falls ontop of it.
- Have a Gay Old Time: Literally the first line of the RKO version:Hiroko: "They're all so gay!" Etsuko: "Do you think they will dance all night?"
- Heel-Face Turn: Ryoichi Shiraishi, again. After the Mysterian Leader, played by Yoshio Tsuchiya, reveals his plans to take over all of Japan, Shiraishi changes sides, and helps Atsumi (Played by Kenji Sahara) rescue the dozens of women that the Mysterians have abducted, including his own ex-fiancee and his sister, which leads to...
- Heroic Sacrifice: Ryoichi Shiraishi destroys the Mysterians' base from the inside, but at the cost of his own life.
- Human Aliens: The Mysterians.
- Immune to Bullets: Being made of metal, the Moguera qualifies. It is not, however, immune to falling over, or having other things fall ontop of it. The Mysterians' dome also seems to be immune to bullets, but not to heat or temperature-based weapons.
- Limited Special Collector's Ultimate Edition: While not billed as such, and certainly not when compared to collector's editions of other films, the US DVD from Media Blasters might as well be called it, since it has so many special features, including five audio tracks, one of which is a Japanese audio commentary with optional English subtitles, trailers, image galleries, and an anamorphic widescreen presentation of the film. Back when the DVD was released, seeing so many features on a US DVD of a Toho film was almost unheard of, with the exception of ADV's DVD releases of the Heisei Gamera Trilogy.
- Mars Needs Women: Kinda the whole point of the invasion. Also played straight in that these Mysterians were originally colonists from Mars who settled there before the nuclear holocaust destroyed Mysteroid.
- Robeast: Moguera.
- Recut: The second Moguera was removed by RKO for the U.S. release. This arguably improves the film, because the final battle dragged and repeated itself at times, paving the way for a smoother, fast-paced climax. The music was altered at times too, with better timing and less jarring edits during the final battle (Ifukube's march rages on as the dome is destroyed from the inside).
- Space Is Noisy: Played straight in the Japanese cut during the credits sequence, where both the Universe Station and the saucers hum eerily. Averted in the U.S. cut, where only Ifukube's ominous score is heard.
- Touch of the Monster: Displayed prominently on the U.S. theatrical poster.
- We Come In Peace: Subverted. The Mysterians use this as a ploy, saying that they were attacked first, although this is blatantly untrue. They do manage to sway Shiraishi to their side with this ploy, but everyone else is unconvinced. Near the end of the film, the Mysterians drop the whole act and reveal their true intentions.