Film: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
"LOCKSLEY! I'm going to cut your heart out... with a SPOON!"
A 1991 movie starring Kevin Costner
in the title role. The story is familiar; Robin, a crusader, escapes Jerusalem alongside a Muslim named Azeem (Morgan Freeman
), and they return to England. They discover that Robin's father (BRIAN BLESSED
) has been killed by the Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman
), who is also now apparently a devil worshipper
. They become outlaws, and steal from the rich and give to the poor. Men are made merry, buckles are swashed
and they all live Happily Ever After
. (Except the Sheriff, obviously.)
The movie opened to decent reviews and was nominated for quite a few awards, including an Oscar. Noted for Kevin Costner Not Even Bothering with the Accent
and Alan Rickman's gloriously hamtastic performance
The Mel Brooks
1993 parody Robin Hood: Men in Tights
largely lampoons this movie, although it acknowledges other elements of the legend.
This film provides examples of:
- Adaptation Distillation: The movie excises Prince John entirely so as to give Robin a single, more direct nemesis in the Sheriff of Nottingham. It also pares down what are, in some adaptations of the myth, Loads and Loads of Characters from the Merry Men.
- Adaptation Expansion: At the same time, the movie strives to give Robin and those Merry Men a much more thorough background, pulling aspects from various other adaptations and adding a few new ones of its own.
- Against My Religion: Azeem, a Muslim, is forbidden by his faith from drinking alcohol. Friar Tuck doesn't have this limitation.
Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
Friar Tuck: Fine, then; you talk, I'll drink.
- Altar the Speed: The Sheriff rushes Marian up to the Bishop's chambers and orders him to marry them. He keeps telling him to go faster and faster as Robin is pounding down the door.
- And Now You Must Marry Me: The Sheriff blackmails Marian in to marrying him by threatening the lives of the children he captured in the raid on the Merry Men's camp.
- Arc Words: "I would die for [you/her]." Also shows up in the song "Everything I Do I Do For You."
- Arrow Cam
- Arrows on Fire: It's a Robin Hood movie, after all.
- The Sheriff's men also use flaming arrows (and flaming catapults) when trying to kill the outlaws in the forest. Robin and and the other Merry Men are appropriately horrified.
- Artistic License – Geography: Robin and Azeem somehow get off a boat in the south, wander all the way to the north of England and Hadrian's Wall, then double back to Nottingham in less than a day.
- Artistic License – History:
- The opening credits feature the Bayeux Tapestry, which dates from the 11th century and depicts the recent Norman conquest of England. The film is set in the 12th century, during the Third Crusade. This is akin to showing images from The American Revolution in the opening to a movie about The American Civil War.
- When Richard the Lionheart shows up at the end, Robin greets him as "Your Majesty." The English sovereign wasn't called "Majesty" until the reign of Henry VIII, three centuries later.
- They also seemed to forget that Richard only spent about six months of his entire reign in England. He also forgave John and instead focused on regaining territory in France. Though this last bit is absent from pretty much every single version of the Robin Hood legend.
- There is also no way in hell that Marian, even as King Richard's cousin, would address him so familiarly as "Richard!", or not at least curtsy in his presence.
- Not to mention Richard was only 42 when he died, much younger than Sean Connery was the time of filming.
- The song Will Scarlet sings to mock Robin when Robin and the Merry Men first meet is set to the melody of "Pop Goes the Weasel," the first recorded mention of which is found in the mid-19th century. Granted, it probably originates from an earlier time, but not five hundred years earlier.
- Barbarian Celts, more befitting Roman times, during the era of the Crusades.
- Artistic License – Religion: In the audio commentary, Morgan Freeman admits to not having done enough research to know that Muslims do not pray with hands clasped, as Christians do.
- Attempted Rape: As soon as the bishop declares them man and wife, the Sheriff proceeds to force himself on Marian.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: In the middle of the Celts' raid on the Merry Men's camp, Robin starts dumping chestfuls of gold coins on the bloodthirsty marauders. And they stop right in their tracks to pick up said booty, every last one of them, seeming to completely forget about the raging battle surrounding them that they initiated.
- Award Bait Song: "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
- Badass Preacher: Friar Tuck is just as good a fighter as any of the other Merry Men. When he's sober, anyway.
- Berserk Button: Many characters have them. Most notably is Friar Tuck, who is righteously angry at the corrupt Bishop.
- Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word: Marian hesitantly accepts the Sheriff's wedding proposal when he implies that he will execute her handmaiden and the children captured in the raid on Robin's camp otherwise.
- Black Dude Dies First: Happily averted; Azeem is still standing by the time credits roll.
- Blown Across the Room: By a thrown sword, no less.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: While he's actually addressing Marian and Robin, Friar Tuck looks right at the camera and appears to be speaking to the audience with the last line of the movie.
- British Weather:
Azeem: Is there no sun in this cursed country?!
- Card-Carrying Villain: The Sheriff of Nottingham embodies pretty much any and all indicators of cartoonish supervillainy, up to and including Satan worship.
- In his defense, it more seemed to be Mortianna involved in those things; the Sheriff goes to her for advice and (somewhat reluctantly) goes along with certain things, but there's little to show he actively practices any of it himself.
- Case in point, he does insist on a Christian priest performing his wedding to Marian. Heck, the fact alone that he waits to be officially married before forcing himself on her shows that he does have some standards.
- However, in the extended cut of the film, there is a scene where Mortianna advises him to seek aid "from those who share our god." And said Christian priest is also a willing stooge of the Sheriff, albeit mainly out of cowardice than conviction. Make of it what you will.
- Cat Scare: When Marian is trying to locate the source of a sound, a hissing cat leaps onto the table before her, just before a soldier throws her down onto it.
- Catapult to Glory: Robin and Azeem are thrown over the castle wall by catapult after the Sheriff orders the gate closed.
- Chekhov's Blade: The knife Nottingham gave to Marian.
- Similarly, the statue that the Sheriff had made of himself, which gets used as a battering ram in the climax. Also counts as a Chekhov's Gag as various characters pause to look at the scar that someone added to the statue after Robin and the Sheriff's first fight.
- The portrait of a young Robin (seen hanging in Locksley Hall early in the film) looks an awful lot like Will Scarlet, who is secretly his illegitimate half-brother.
- Chekhov's Skill: Firing an arrow amidst distractions.
- Child by Rape: What Mortianna wants the Sheriff to beget by Marian. When he drags her into the chapel for the forced marriage, Mortianna declares that Marian is "ripe" and will produce a son.
- Close-Call Haircut: Robin cuts off a lock of the Sheriff's hair during the final fight.
- Corrupt Clergyman: The Bishop of Hereford is a textbook example. He willingly works with the Satan-worshipping Mortianna and the Sheriff of Nottingham to sanction marital rape, all for money. After Robin and Azeem interrupt the ceremony, the Bishop flees into another room and starts trying to pack up as much treasure as he can before fleeing. Of course, that's when Friar Tuck comes in...
- Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: The Trope Namer. Guy of Gisborne eventually works up the nerve to ask the Sheriff why he wouldn't just use a knife...
- The Crusades: Where Robin and Marian's brother Peter have been for the last few years, and where Richard the Lionheart still is during most of the movie.
- Death by Childbirth: Averted, but Fanny comes awfully close until Azeem steps in.
- Defiant to the End: Robin's father finds that he is alone against a few dozen men loyal to the Sheriff, who give him one last chance to join them.
- Destination Defenestration / Disney Villain Death: How Friar Tuck deals with the corrupt Bishop.
- Disney Death: Robin swings from a burning rope. It breaks; he falls; everyone assumes he's dead. Guess what.
- Due to the Dead:
- When Robin gets home and finds out what's become of his father in his absence, his first action (after he gets over his very understandable freak-out) is to give his father a proper burial.
- Later, the same care is given to those who lose their lives during the woodland invasion.
- Robin keeping his promise to Peter, to deliver his ring to Marian and offer her his protection, may also count as this trope.
- Exact Words: When Friar Tuck confronts the corrupt bishop, he promises not to "strike a fellow man of the cloth." He then loads him up with his ill-gotten gold and defenestrates him.
- Even Evil Has Standards: After all the horrible things he's done, the Sheriff is outraged at the notion of forcing himself on Marian before they are properly married. He seemed to have no problem with forcing her after they were married though.
- Evil Sounds Deep: Michael Wincott as Guy of Gisborne.
- Eye Scream: Duncan, Lord Locksley's retainer, had his eyes cut out because he refused to believe the accusations leveled at his master. The fact that he's the only servant left on the Locksley estate when Robin arrives suggests he might have been the only one who resisted.
- Family-Unfriendly Death: Robin impaling the Sheriff with the knife given by Marian. It actually impales his heart.
- Fanfare: The opening music.
- Follow the Leader: The film duplicates so much from the immortal series Robin of Sherwood that the creators of the latter actually briefly wondered whether they should sue. They quickly decided against the inevitable hassle and stresses, and just waved it all off.
- Friend to All Children: Friar Tuck. When the Sheriff's men infiltrate the forest dwelling, he rounds up several of the kids and herds them to safety.
Friar Tuck: This way, my lambs.
- God Help Us All: As the Celts prepare to attack the village, Azeem gasps "Allah be merciful."
- Groin Attack: This is how the brief fight between Robin and an armored Lady Marian ends.
- Also part of how Robin defeats Little John in their fight is to sneak up on him and hit him in the crotch with the staff.
- Heroic Bastard: Will Scarlet, who is Robin's illegitimate half-brother.
- Holier Than Thou: The Bishop.
- I'm Standing Right Here: A rather amusing use of this, as the recently-blinded Duncan curses the Moors and Saracens, with Azeem sitting right next to him.
Curse those Moors and Saracens. Were it not for their ungodly ways, Master Robin would never have left. [beat
] What manner of name is "Azeem?" Irish? Cornish?
- Improbable Aiming Skills: Both played straight and subverted. The subversion is in Robin actually missing a shot. Sure, he was Distracted by the Sexy (so to speak), but come on. He's Robin Hood.
- Invulnerable Knuckles: The Sheriff of Nottingham punches out an unfortunate henchman who's wearing a helmet and a chainmail coif, and doesn't even flinch.
- I Owe You My Life: Azeem's whole reason for being in England.
- Join or Die: The Sheriff of Nottingham gives Lord Locksley the choice to join up or die. Cue Dying Moment of Awesome.
- Kick the Dog: The Sheriff of Nottingham embraces his role as the bad guy:
Sheriff of Nottingham:
Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [Scribe nods] Sheriff:
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans. No more merciful beheadings. And call off Christmas!
- Large Ham: Alan Rickman. Oh so very much. He only took the part on the condition that he got to play it however he wanted.
- Licensed Game: Received a video game adaptation for the NES. Spoony reviews it here.
- Mama Bear and Papa Wolf: Fanny and Little John, who are this way about each other as well as their kids.
- Massive Numbered Siblings: Wulf, the eldest son of Fanny and Little John, has seven younger brothers and sisters (the youngest of whom is born midway through the film). Wulf is the only one whose name is ever mentioned.
- Medieval Morons: Most of the Merry Men.
- Multishot: Robin fires two arrows at the same time.
- There's even a nice nod to the improbability of this as a quick shot shows Robin biting some of the fletching off one of the arrows, presumably to make it go wide and hit a second target.
- Mundane Made Awesome: The Sheriff of Nottingham somehow makes the order to "close the gate" sound utterly badass.
- Neutral Female: During the final fight between Robin and the Sheriff, Marian (who is unarmed), does her best to stay out of the way, though she doesn't hesitate to throw whatever she can get her hands on at the Sheriff when his back is to her.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Wulf recognizes Will in the crowd on his way to be hung. Angry over his apparent betrayal, he attacks him. When the Sheriff recognizes Will in the scuffle, he adds him to the condemned. When the hangman comes up short a noose due to the addition, he ties Will to the planted barrel of gun powder. Now Robin can't shoot the barrel to save them.
- Nice Job Guiding Us, Hero: The bad guys specifically let old, blind servant Duncan escape so he can lead them back into Robin's encampment.
Will Scarlet: (With more pity than malice) Poor old blind fool led 'em straight to us.
- Nice to the Waiter: We know Marian's a good person because she treats her servants well and she brings purses full of money to church on Sunday to give to the poor. Conversely, we know the Sheriff's a jackass for many reasons, but among them are the way he treats his scribe and Guy of Gisborne (who is his own cousin in this).
- Noodle Incident: We never learn what caused Azeem to be imprisoned, other than that it involved a woman named Jasmine.
- Not Even Bothering with the Accent:
- Costner's Robin Hood mostly sounds like he's from Nebraska.
- Also Sean Connery, but that goes without saying.
- Also, Christian Slater.
- Hence, Mel Brooks did the famous Take That when in Men in Tights, his Robin comments "Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a British accent". Then again, the language used in England in the 12th century was nothing like what we call British today (Received Pronunciation/Standard English being recent developments). It wasn't even English, but Anglo-Norman French.
- Oh, Crap: Duncan's reaction to learning, belatedly, that Azeem is a Moor. A more serious one is after the Merry Men defend their forest home from hired thugs. Robin looks out towards the Nottingham soldiers in the distance, with flaming arrows and trebuchets, and says "My God" in sheer terror.
- Outdoor Bath Peeping: Gender reversed.
- Precision F-Strike: "Fuck me, he cleared it!"
- Produce Pelting: As the sentenced-to-hanging men are led out to the gallows.
- Re Cut: The extended version adds in 12 minutes of new footage, including an entire subplot with the Sheriff and Mortianna. She's his biological mother and uses him as a pawn in her Evil Plan to get Nottingham on the throne in King Richard's absence.
- Recycled Trailer Music: Disney uses the main fanfare in the promotional clip that plays as soon as one of their DVDs is loaded.
- Relative Button: Guy of Gisbourne intentionally pushes the button, mocking the death of Robin's father to make Robin attempt to fight him right then, when Guy is surrounded by mooks, and be duly slaughtered. Fortunately for Robin, Azeem was there to talk some sense into him.
Guy: Your father died a coward, cursing your name and squealing like a stuck pig!
Azeem: [Grabs Robin as he starts to move toward Guy] You will bring no justice to your father by dying today!
- The Resenter: Will Scarlet towards Robin. In the latter half of the movie, we find out why when Will reveals that he's Robin's illegitimate half-brother.
- Rousing Speech: Azeem’s speech to the people of Nottingham, which doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
- Running Gag: Robin seems incapable of meeting anyone without getting in a fight.
- Kevin Costner Is About To Shoot The Person Next To You
- Samus is a Girl: Marian is introduced masked, and it's not until she lets out a high-pitched scream when Robin sticks her hand in a candle that her identity is revealed.
- Say My Name: Marian's infamous "Robiiin!" and his slightly more restrained "Marian!". Robin's Father uses this as a Battle Cry, screaming his loyalty to King Richard during his last fight.
- Scary Black Man: Azeem to the British. Less so to audience, considering he's played by Morgan Freeman.
- Secret Circle of Secrets: The Sheriff and his conspirators.
- Shoot the Rope: To save the kid! Played with in that Robin has to shoot it twice, as the first arrow only frays it.
- Spiritual Successor: To both Robin of Sherwood and Robin and Marian in its own ways.
- Storming the Castle
- Super Drowning Skills: Little John can't swim at all, and concedes defeat to Robin when he thinks he might drown. It turns that the water in which he's floundering only comes up to his thighs.
- Sword over Head
- Sword Sparks: Mostly against stone pillars.
- Throwing Your Sword Always Works: Azeem chucks his sword at Mortiana while she is in full sprint, and hits her square on. And she goes flying across the room and hits the wall! It's hinted there may be something mystical at work here, as Mortiana prophesies that Azeem will be the one to kill her, something he seems to feel as well. Averted a few minutes before this, when Robin's sword breaks a little above the hilt, and he throws the remainder at the Sheriff.
- Training the Peaceful Villagers: Well, they're not peaceful, and they're not villagers, but they're farmers who have no combat training.
- Tsundere: Marian at times.
- The Unfavorite: Will Scarlet, who was the son of Robin's father and a woman he was involved with after the death of Robin's mother. Lord Locksley broke it off with the woman (and basically abandoned his second son) because the affair upset Robin.
- Waterfall Shower: Taken by Robin.
- Wedding Day: The finale.
- Wedding Deadline: The Sheriff actually gets married to Marian before Robin can stop it, but he dies pretty shortly thereafter. Happens again when King Richard interrupts Robin's and Marian's wedding.
- World of Ham: To be expected with a cast like Alan Rickman and BRIAN BLESSED.
- You All Meet in a Cell: Robin and Azeem.
- You Have Failed Me: The Sheriff disembowels Guy of Gisborne after stating "I can't allow a lieutenant to fail me". (At least he didn't use a spoon.) Made arguably worse by the fact that Guy is the Sheriff's cousin, and only seconds before the killing, the Sheriff had been embracing and consoling him over the failure.
- You Killed My Father: The Sheriff did this to Lord Locksley, which he makes clear to Robin when they confront each other for the big climax.
- More in the sense of You Stole My Father, Will Scarlett blames Robin for their father leaving his mother. In the end, the two reconcile.