Repossessed is a comedy film spoofing The Exorcist.Seventeen years after Nancy Aglet's (Linda Blair) exorcism, she has settled down with her family and Father Jedediah Mayii (Leslie Nielsen) has peacefully retired. However, one night while watching TV with the family, Nancy begins to slowly be possessed by Satan again. The (inept) Father Luke Brophy is called in to see it for himself, when Satan manifests himself once again. Along the way, naturally, Hilarity Ensues. Especially in the form of a televangelist husband and wife who seek to televise Nancy's exorcism.
Satan/Nancy: Silly weak fool, putting so much faith in a god you've never even seen before. Father Luke: I don't need to see Him, for the Bible says that God created man in His own image. Satan/Nancy: Really? Then how do you explain Pee-Wee Herman?
Father Luke: Yes? Nerd student: No offense, but I think you're insulting our intelligence. Honestly, do you really expect us to swallow this bullshit? (Father Luke and Nancy vomit split pea soup all over him)
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: "Father Luke was filled with many questions. Did he have what it took to be a priest? Should he have been a rabbi instead? After all, they do get Sundays off. And the question that nagged him the most: Why weren't there any Japanese players in the NBA?"
Breaking the Fourth Wall: Satan does it twice. The first time he does it to prove that he really is the devil. Then he does it again during the exorcism.
Satan: Aw come on. You've got just as many unsavory types up here! From those Domino Pizza delivery boys (looks directly at the camera) to that idiot in the back row who won't shut up during the movie!
Another one happens earlier, thanks to a helpful nun:
(the camera closes up on the office building where Father Luke is having is meeting; a nun sticks her head out the window) Nun: Are you looking for Father Luke? (the camera nods "yes") Nun: Wrong window! He's four windows to your right! (the camera moves in that direction)
Breast Expansion: Happens to a woman working out in the gym. At the end of the scene they blow up offscreen.
Nerd student: Father Mayii? Father Mayii: Yes? Nerd student: Wasn't it hard to live with yourself after completely wimping out and allowing a wuss like Father Luke to go up against Satan all by himself? Didn't you feel like a piece of gutless, spineless primordial slime? * Beat* Father Mayii: Next question.
Ernest Weller: Fu-Fu is a good dog. (He reaches out to pet Fanny's dog, but it fiercely barks at him) Ernest Weller: Why you little shi-! (Audience gasps) Ernest Weller: ...Tzu. Shih Tzu. (Audience sighs with relief)
Father Mayii: (after tired of being Distracted by the Sexy) Young lady, would you pull down your dress? Bimbo Student: Sure! (pulls down her dress, thereby revealing her breasts) Father Mayii: (gasps) Up! (looks away)'' Oooh!
Fanservice Extra: Twice used, by the "Bimbo Student" (played by future Playmate Melissa Moore) and some unnamed extras at the gym.
Faux Horrific: Nancy says split pea soup will be one of the courses of their dinner, and then ominous music plays. Nancy looks around confusedly when that happens.
Punny Name: This happens to Father Mayii a couple of times:
Father Luke(upon visiting): Father Mayii? Father Mayii: Yes, you may.
Satan/Nancy(challenging Father Mayii to another showdown or he'll keep Nancy's soul): What do you say, Mayii? Father Mayii: No! No, you may not!
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Satan/Nancy taunts Father Luke with one of these: "I know all about you, and why you really joined the Church. Oh sure, they have a great dental plan, but you had no talents, your skills were totally untrainable, and your SAT scores were only 400. So you only had two options: either working in the Church, or [working in] the U.S. Senate."
Reference Overdosed: In a foreshadowing of what parody movies would become. For instance, at a certain point, Father Luke is introduced to Fathers Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.