Puma Man, also known as The Puma Man, The Pyooma Man, Thepew Maymen, or L'Uomo Puma, is a 1980s superhero movie produced by Italians in English.The plot? Our villain is Dr. Kobras (Donald Pleasence in a shiny futuristic muu-muu), who has gotten his hands on a huge golden Aztec mask, which contains alien circuitry that allows it to control minds. He plans to use it to dominate world leaders, and already has a collection of papier-mâché heads signifying his mental conquests. Only one man can stop him: the eponymous Puma Man, the scion of a line of "man-gods" sired by ancient spacefaring Aztec alien puma things. He's an American living in nearby London, so Kobras sets off to determine who his foe is by hurling potential candidates out of windows. Only the Puma Man could survive that, y'see.Our hero is Tony Farms, an American archeologist who is quickly discovered by Vadinho, an Aztec priest of the space-gods. The hulking holy man becomes Tony's mentor by hurling him out a window, chasing him around a university, and breaking into his apartment to aggressively push his belief system and fashion accessories. Tony is understandably reluctant to get involved in all this, but after mind-controlled love interest Jane Dobson is used to lure him into a trap, Tony finally accepts his heroic destiny and a magical Aztec belt, transforming into the mighty Puma Man!Now firmly allied with Vadinho, Tony sets about mastering his puma-derived superpowers to get the sacred mask out of Kobras' hands. He can see in the dark, sense danger, "leap" great distances (or fly, the writers don't seem to be sure), teleport, and feign death quite convincingly - you know, standard puma stuff. Oh, and his fingers can act as super-strong "claws", which Vadinho belatedly remembers to mention in the middle of a major battle. And possibly super-strength, which he uses once to flip a car over and then never again. Anyway, with these skills in hand, Tony heroically attacks Kobras' mansion stronghold, is soundly defeated, gets caught by Kobras' hypnosis, retreats, loses his superpowers through Kobras' mental commands, is nearly Driven to Suicide by Kobras' mind games, and heroically plays dead until the villain's minions go away.Vadinho then leads his own assault against Kobras, using a suicide belt to bluff his way inside. The Aztec resists the villain's hypnotism and demolishes his command center, while Jane Dobson smashes Tony's papier-mâché head, removing Kobras' mental control over him and restoring his powers. Puma Man quickly teleports to the rescue and hops around in the background while the Aztec takes down wave after wave of mooks, prompting Kobras to make a run for it. In the end, Tony is barely able to overcome an elderly bald man and cause Kobras' helicopter to crash, the golden mask is recovered, Vadinho gets beamed up by the alien-god-things, and Tony and Jane join the Quarter-Mile-High Club.It was the featured film in this MST3K episode.
Puma Man contains examples of:
The Alleged Car: Tony's dorky little Eurocompact counts, given that Vadinho can tear it apart with his bare hands.
Ancient Astronauts: Traveling in space bathyspheres. Who apparently look like pumas, have terrible taste in fashion, and tend to leave mind control artifacts laying around.
Animal-Themed Superbeing: Type II (Animal Alias). Vadinho refers once or twice to "The Great God Puma," meaning that Puma Man was named after the god.Really could have been specified better, though...
Mike: I don't mean to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for flying...
Badass Normal: Again, Vadinho, though how "normal" he is (he's strong enough to rip apart cars with his bare hands, and can magically heal himself) could be up for debate.
Given the fact he is just a portly old man, Kobras is able to physically grapple with Tony during his attempted helicopter escape despite the fact Tony is both super strong and able to rip apart metal and stone with his "claws".
Bald of Evil: Kobras. "Someday I hope to be as bald as you, sir."
Charles Atlas Superpower: In a scene deleted from the MST3K version, Vadinho lifts up the back end of Tony's car off the ground to stop him from escaping, rips the lock and handle off of door of the car and once blocked inside, rips off the steering wheel and bends the gear shift to escape. Granted that Tony drives one of those little 70s Eurocars that Top Gear makes fun of and that can be tipped over by a light breeze, but it's still impressive.
The film came out in 1980, but judging from the disco-esque music & other things it could be mistaken for The Seventies as the '80s hadn't taken its distinctive form yet. This can be said for any year that ends in zero.
Eleventh Hour Superpower: Because his mentorforgot to mention that "your hands are claws" during the earlier orientation. Though Tony might have been able to extrapolate this from his name if his powers weren't so random.
Faking the Dead: Heroically! Witness as Puma Man fakes his own death so Kobras will leave him alone and he can let Vadinho do everything!
Herald: Vadinho, it's one of his jobs, telling the hero he's The Heronote read 'the hero' as 'Tony Farms, the character the script tells us is the main protagonist'. Vadinho obviously has no need to serve the Herald role to himself..
Healing Factor In the MST3K version, Vadinho's injuries from being beaten up by Kobras' mooks are unexplainedly healed. A scene removed from MST3K has him doing a ritual to heal all his wounds.
The Hero: Vadinho. He's the only one who knows what's going on, and he's the only one actually effective in battle. In a scene cut from the MST3K version, he displays enough strength to lift the rear wheels of Tony's car off the ground to keep "the hero" from escaping, and is able to tear his way inside. Which raises the question: why does he need the whiny git in the first place?
Heroic Willpower: Vadinho, naturally has the willpower to resist the mind-control device. Even Jane is able to overcome it instead of shooting the Puma Man. But our "hero," Tony? Nope.
Villainous Valor: Once the tables have turned and Tony has Kobras in the eye of the mind-control device, even he is able to better resist it than Tony, leading to his escape.
High-Altitude Interrogation: Puma Man grabs one of Kobras's mooks and flies him up high in the air and repeatedly drops him to lower heights until Puma Man is satisfied with the information he receives.
Mike: Help! I'm falling at a sixty-degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!
Hot Scientist: Jane Dobson. Yes, really, Jane is supposed to be an archaeologist.
Hypercompetent Sidekick: Vadinho has no superpowers (certain scenes cut from the MST3K version of the movie suggest that he might have super strength, but even that's questionable) but kicks about 2000% more ass and does most of the heroics that theoretically should be performed by our hero. Plainly, the movie should've just been about him in the first place.
Idiot Hero: We're probably not supposed to come to this conclusion, but Tony is clearly not a bright man. His theory on the dinosaur's extinction also make one question his qualifications as a paleontologist.
I Meant to Do That: There's a debate whether the movie was intentionally trying to be goofy with the way Puma Man flies. MST3K's Paul Chaplin believes this was a form of subtle humor on the part of the filmmakers while the rest of the writers believed everything was done seriously.
His pose was probably intentional (he's trying to imitate a four-legged "pouncing" pose rather than a Superman-like flying pose), but the terrible special effects are probably not intentional.
Neglectful Precursors: Despite Vadihno's claims that "Each man is free" as a mantra of the gods, they left a mask on Earth that controls people's minds.
New Powers as the Plot Demands: Since the Puma Man's powers are never actually defined, pretty much anything he does counts as this. He will constantly be informed of another power just in time for him to use it right then and there. He even discovers the power to temporarily die right when Kobras is trying to make him do just that.
His powers are whatever Vadinho tells him his powers are.
A superhero based entirely around the Placebo Effect? That sounds like a way better movie than this!
Pinball Protagonist: Puma Man, the Chosen One, does absolutely nothing of use throughout the movie, besides killing a little old guy. It's Vadinho who gets the real action.
Pointless Doomsday Device: While not technically a doomsday device, the mask is capable of controlling men's minds. For a race that has as a motto "Each man is a god, each man is free," there seems to be no conceivable reason for the aliens to have created this.
Mike: They gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake.
Secret Legacy: Not that you'd want to put "the Puma Man" on your resume or anything...
Satellite Love Interest: Jane. A character so lacking in personality that she barely qualifies as a cardboard cutout. And yet she still manages to prove herself to have more Heroic Willpower than our "hero" by managing to resist Kobra' mind control when he was completely unable to.
Space Clothes: Kobras' shiny futuristic muu-muu thingy. Which is actually an improvement over the sweaty leather S&M jacket he's wearing when first introduced.
Strong as They Need to Be: Inverted. The Puma Man can tear apart an old Jaguar (car) with his bare hands and rip into a brick wall, but has trouble overcoming Kobras in a struggle.
Mike: So, ripping through metal doors, no problem; subduing stocky senior citizens, that's another story.
It's inconsistent whether he's supposed to have actual super-strength, or just super-strong finger "claws" to rip into things. It's mostly shown as the latter, but at one point he lifts up a car and flips it over.