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->''"All They Wanted Was A Little Getaway. All They Got Was... '''Nothing But Trouble'''."''
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A 1991 comedy film written (from a story by his brother Peter) and directed by Creator/DanAykroyd - [[CreatorKiller his only turn in the director's chair to date]]. It stars Creator/ChevyChase, [[Creator/DanAykroyd Aykroyd]], Creator/JohnCandy (in a dual role), and Creator/DemiMoore in one of her first post-Brat Pack films.

Chase plays Christopher Thorne, an investment banker with his own newsletter. At a party, he meets financial lawyer Diane Lightson (Moore) who he offers to drive to Atlantic City for an important meeting. Tagging along are two of Christopher's wealthiest clients, eccentric Brazillian siblings Fausto & Renalda. During their trip through the country, they are menaced by the corrupt and tyrannical [[HangingJudge Justice]] [[CorruptHick Alvin Valkenheiser]] and his family.

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!!This film contains the examples of:

* AbhorrentAdmirer: Eldona, an overweight woman played by John Candy in drag, wants to marry Christopher, whether ''he'' wants to or not (and her CorruptHick grandfather JP is more than happy to help her arrange this).
* AmusementParkOfDoom: "Mister Bonestripper" is a rollercoaster ride through the scrapyard that ends with the passengers being thrown into a machine that [[StrippedToTheBone strips them to the bone]].
* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: The JP forces Christopher to marry his granddaughter [[AbhorrentAdmirer Eldona]], the alternative being execution for being a banker. He agrees to go through the ceremony since he figures it will give him an opportunity to escape, but after tying the knot he immediately get caught.
* AnticipatoryBreathSpray: Thorne initially orders his driver to take Diane to Atlantic City before he sees her emerge out of the elevator looking all fine. He tells the driver to give him the keys and a dose of his breath spray.
* ArtificialLimbs: The JP has a wooden leg, the result of World War I.
* {{Asshole Victim}}s:
** The second batch of perps Dennis hauls in are a bunch of drug-addled yuppies who fully expect to be able to [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney buy their way out of trouble]]. '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUo-1TjdEs Not a chance in hell.]]'''''
** Chris and Diane also find tons of newspaper clippings and [=IDs=] in the attic belonging to the Judge's previous victims, most of whom are various disreputable people such as mafioso, ex-Nazis, and biker gangs. [[AndZoidberg And Hare Krishnas]].
* BaldOfEvil: The insane judge is completely bald underneath his wig.
* TheBadGuysAreCops: The state police are actually aware of [[HangingJudge J.P. Valkenheiser]]'s activities, but conspire with him to kill criminals who wriggled their way through the ordinary American justice system.
* BloodlessCarnage: The "Bonestripper" lives up to its name; the bones that fly out are completely clean, and not a drop of blood is ever seen the entire movie.
* BribeBackfire: Thorne (and later on a bunch of asshole yuppies) try to bribe their way off being arrested in Valkenvania... the problem is that the J.P. is not only a HangingJudge, but also a man who hates (and that is ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUo-1TjdEs murderously]]'' loathes) rich people ("bankers!"). The only time a bribe works, it's because the deputy was already deciding to do a "ScrewThisImOuttaHere" and the implied job offer sounded interesting.
* CavalryBetrayal: After escaping from Judge Valkenheiser's grasp, Chris and Diane go back with an entire army of state troopers in tow to arrest the HangingJudge. It becomes obvious that they're ALL in league with Valkenheiser when they turn their weapons on the pair.
* CorruptHick: Judge Alvin Valkenheiser and how! Valkenvania is basically his personal fiefdom (his mansion is even built like a castle, complete with moat). Plus his whole operation consists of having his [[DirtyCop deputized family members]] arrest criminals (both [[AssholeVictim real]] and [[DisproportionateRetribution imagined]]) who journey through the town before [[HangingJudge executing them]] so they can loot their cars and other belongings.
* CrosscastRole: Creator/JohnCandy plays both Dennis Valkenheiser and his sister Eldona Valkenheiser.
* DefectorFromDecadence: Chief Dennis Valkenheiser is shown to object somewhat to his J.P. grandfather's severe punishments of even non-criminals. He eventually decides to resign and take a job offer from the rich Brazilian brother and sister by helping them escape.
* DefensiveFeintTrap: When one of the drug dealers threatens Dennis with a gun, he fakes distress before producing a [[CoolGun Walther]] [[MoreDakka MPL]].
* DisproportionateRetribution: God help you, God really, '''really''' help you if you're a banker (or work on some business that people could describe (even if highly erroneously) as "banker") and the JP gets you. No amount of fame, fortune or begging will save you from being sentenced harshly, or maybe even '''killed''' and disappeared without a trace, ''just for being a "banker".''
* TheEndOrIsIt: [[spoiler:Valkenvania is destroyed in a massive gas explosion, and the heroes make it back home when a news report reveals that the hick HangingJudge is still alive and is going to pay his "grandson-in-law" a visit.]]
* EvilOldFolks: The J.P. is friggin' ancient, being a 106-year old HangingJudge. He's almost completely immobile and depends on his grandchildren for muscle.
* FeetFirstIntroduction: The deputy sheriff is introduced shoes first as he gets out of his police cruiser.
* GratuitousRap: Music/DigitalUnderground's appearance in the middle of the movie.
* TheGrotesque: Bobo and Lil' Debbul, two extremely fat men wearing diapers.
* HangingJudge: JP Alvin Valkenheiser. He's a CorruptHick who rules his courtroom like a tyrant, and executes anyone he hates (especially stinkin' ''bankers''!) by sentencing them to a ride on the "Bonestripper".
* HistoricalInJoke[=/=]StockUnsolvedMysteries: While searching for a way out of the Valkenvania house, Diane and Chris find a RoomFullOfCrazy (with license cards of every "banker" that the JP has killed)... and one of the identifications happens to be that of Jimmy Hoffa.
* ImpactSilhouette: The ''very last'' gag.
* KangarooCourt: Creator/DanAykroyd's crazy judge presides over this kind of court. One of the characters recognizes that his court is operating by pre-Magna Carta English law, which [[ValuesDissonance really did give judges this kind of power]]. And God help you if you're a banker...
* MickeyMousing: The bones that come out of Mr. Bonestripper make pinball-sounds when they hit the target sign nearby.
* TheNoseless: Judge Valkenheiser takes off his fake nose in his private quarters. Chris, who is secretly observing this from a wall cavity, has to restain himself from gagging.
* PeopleFallOffChairs: When Chris learns that Judge Valkenheiser has survived the giant earthquake through a news report at the end, he literally falls off his couch.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Surprisingly averted. It seems to be the ''one'' thing the JP has in terms of being just. In spite of being a CorruptHick par excellence, when he judges a group of hip hop artists, he actually lets them be on their way after asking them for a favor.
* PortraitPaintingPeephole: A painting of a fat lady in Chris and Diane's guest room at the mansion has cut-out eyes that are used by Eldona to spy on them.
* RightBehindMe: Says Humpty-Hump about Purdah -- "She is one ugly, cross-burning, redneck, peckerwood police bitch, man." Subverted in that Humpty doesn't care that Purdah heard what he said (though Purdah does harshly tell Humpty Hump and the other Digital Underground members to move it).
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere / ImpactSilhouette: Chris' reaction to the JP's plan to visit his "grandson-in-law" right at the ending.
* StrippedToTheBone: Mister Bonestripper.
* SuddenlyShouting: Judge Valkenheiser seems to be just a soft-spoken, senile old judge but when the foursome before him don't take him seriously and see the proceedings as a mere formality, he suddenly jumps out of his chair and raises his voice to scare them.
* SwordCane: The JP duels with Chris, who wields a femur.
* TownWithADarkSecret: Valkenvania
* VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory:
** Once while riding his motorcycle through the country, Creator/DanAykroyd was pulled over by a local cop, who hauled him into the Justice of the Peace's courthouse in the middle of the night for sentencing.
** Also, the mostly-abandoned New England town with coal fires burning beneath it for a century - though [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania Centralia, Pennsylvania]], has only been burning for fifty years as of 2012.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: J.P Valkenheiser. After making their escape, the heroes inform the state troopers about the CorruptHick HangingJudge ruling Valkenvania like a dictator and executing anyone he pleases, but when they go back there it turns out that they all love the JP and his methods. They're about to dispose of the heroes instead for having seen too much when an earthquake destroys the town.
* TheVoiceless: Eldona. At first Christopher thinks she's just shy, but according to the JP she's mute.
* TheWallsAreClosingIn: Chris and Diane are menaced by a wall moving in to crush them while they're sneaking around the Valkenheiser estate.
* WhatAPieceOfJunk: At the beginning of the film, Christopher tries to outrun Dennis' patrol car, only to find out the hard way that the car's engine has been modified in such a way to be able to catch up with Thorne's top-of-the-line BMW. At the end of the film, Christopher and Diane escape an exploding Valkenvania using the nearly-totally-scrapped BMW, which still runs pretty well (Diane tried to turn it on earlier, but turned out that [[OnlyICanMakeItGo there was an anti-theft safety catch that only Christopher could turn off]]).
* WrenchWench: Again, Eldona.

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