Never Been Kissed
is a 1999 comedy
directed by Raja Gosnell and starring Drew Barrymore
and David Arquette, It was produced by Drew Barrymore's production company
, Flower Films
. Josie Geller
is a 25-year-old journalist assigned to report undercover as a high school student
to help parents become more aware of their children's lives. Back when she really was a high school student, Josie was a nerd with bad personal hygiene; as a result she was very unpopular. Her initial efforts to fit in at school are about as successful as they were in her teens, but with the help of her brother Rob (Arquette), Josie becomes more popular. She also finds herself falling for one of her teachers, who believes she's 17 years old and is disturbed by his own attraction to her. When he learns the truth, it becomes a question of whether he can forgive her for the deception or if that will keep them from being together.
This film contains examples of the following tropes:
- Acquired Situational Narcissism: Averted at first, but then play straight for a while later in the film.
- Adults Dressed as Children
- Betty and Veronica: Discussed. "I always preferred Betty, but Veronica had great legs."
- Big Eater: Rob. He wins an eating contest by downing a five gallon bucket of coleslaw.
- Big Man on Campus: Guy Perkins and later, Rob Geller.
- In flashbacks, Billy is this at Josie's high school.
- Brainless Beauty: 99.9% of the popular kids at South Glen High.
- Brother-Sister Incest: In order to make his sister more popular, Rob lied and said that he and her dated. Of course, they are both undercover and no one knows that they are siblings. Still kind of squicky, though.
- Chicago: Several Chicago landmarks appear, and a climactic scene takes place at Wrigley Field.
- Chick Flick
- Coordinated Clothes: The group of mathematical enthusiasts go to a prom in matching outfits. It makes them feel secure.
- Dawson Casting: One of the reasons Drew Barrymore blended in; most of the other high school students were also in their mid twenties. Averted by Jessica Alba as one of the school's most popular girls ("Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie!") and Leelee Sobieski — the movie was released just over a fortnight before Jessica's 18th birthday, and Leelee turned 16 a few months later. David Arquette stands out in particular — he plays Josie's *younger* (age 23) brother, but is actually 3 years older than Drew Barrymore.
- Dunce Cap: Actually a Dunce Sombrero. Josie has to wear it because she was late to class.
- Fundraiser Carnival: It is at one of these that Josie and Mr. Coolson share a ferris wheel ride filled with awkward UST.
- Girl Posse: Gibby, Kristen, and Kirsten are the three most popular girls at South Glen High, making one of these. Who the leader is isn't made clear, however. It seems to change from scene to scene.
- The Grovel: Josie poses as a high school student and falls in love with her teacher, Sam. When it's revealed that she's actually a 25-year-old investigative reporter, she prints an apology in her paper and tells him to meet her at the baseball stadium if he accepts. Then she waits there with the whole town watching to see if she'll be accepted or rejected.
- Gym Class Hell: Josie, being the more cerebral sort, really struggles during gym class. The Drill Sergeant Nasty teacher doesn't help.
Gym Teacher: If you fail gym, you're never getting into college.
Josie: You guys are still telling that lie?
- High School Dance: The climax of the movie takes place at the senior prom.
- Hot for Teacher: Played with.
- Intoxication Ensues: Josie eats a brownie at a dance club. The man who gave it to her said it was rich in Vitamins T, H, & C!. She ends up passing out, and her hand-stamp ends up writing "loser" on her head.
- In with the In Crowd: A large part of the plot.
- Of Course I'm Not A Virgin: For those wondering, yes, Josie's been kissed before. She's just never really been kissed.
- Popular Is Dumb: Oh so much. The only one that seems to have a rare moment of awareness is Big Man on Campus, Guy Perkins.
- The Girl Posse can't even remember that Rosalind and Orlando are the main characters of As You Like It, the play they've been studying in English all semester.
- Prank Date: Josie's real high school prom was a nightmare. As seen in a flashback, the most popular boy in school asked her to the prom but on the night of the prom, threw eggs at her from the limo with his actual date.
- "Risky Business" Dance: For the Famous Couples Throughout History prom theme, Rob dresses up as Cruise in his dance scene from that movie.
- Romantic Comedy
- She Cleans Up Nicely: Done when Josie's prom dress is revealed. Interestingly, it's her brother, Rob, that reacts by telling her that she looks great.
- Single Girl Seeks Most Popular Guy: Twice. Once when Josie really was a high school student (it didn't end well) and again when she goes undercover though she's more attracted to the age-appropriate Sam than to Guy.
- Two-Teacher School: The kooky French/Spanish/Social Studies teacher and the English/Sex Ed teacher.
- Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?: A couple instances. When asked about her name, Aldys replies that her mother was 'going through her Harlequin romance phase' when she named her. Josie tries to reassure her that it's not any easier being named after a guitar playing pussycat.
- Another example is Guy Perkins. When introduced to him, Josie doesn't realize that that's his name, not just his gender. It spirals out of control from there.
- Worst News Judgment Ever: Roger Ebert, who worked in real life at the Chicago Sun-Times (where Josie is supposed to work), was amused by the film's portrayal of investigative journalism:
"Josie's adventures in high school are monitored at the Sun-Times through a remarkable invention, a brooch that contains a miniature TV camera and transmits everything she sees back to the office. We do not actually have such technology at the Sun-Times, and thank heavens, or my editors would have had to suffer through "Baby Geniuses
.'' [...] Apparently at both papers the way to get a big salary and an office is to devote thousands of dollars and weeks of time to an assignment where you hardly ever write anything."
- Writers Cannot Do Math: If Josie is 25 in 1999, her senior prom would have taken place in 1992, not The Eighties, as all of the flashback music and fashion would suggest.
- But then again it was 1992, the part of the 90s where popular fashion and music from the 80s was still dying.
- Also that the value of "pi" during the bake sale is wrong. Might be forgivable for the average high school student, inexcusable considering this was supposed to be the "smart" class.