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Film: Major Payne
Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) is being discharged from the U.S. Marine Corps. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he struggles with civilian life which results in an assault charge.

However, his commander finds him a job that gets him back into the military: Commanding officer of Madison Preparatory Academy's JROTC program, consisting a bunch of ragtag losers and misfits with no hope.

Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corps with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the recruits who have just started to believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'?


This film provides examples of:

  • Abusive Parents: Alex's step-dad punches him for preceived slights and treats him like property. He makes Payne look like a Reasonable Authority Figure. This becomes explict when Payne makes him back off.
  • Badass: Major Payne is a career soldier who was honorable discharged because his superiors ran out of targets for him.
  • Bad To The Bone: Used in the opening credits.
  • Be Careful What You Wish For: For the majority of the movie, the recruits have been trying to get rid Payne. Then, when they finally start respecting him, he gets called back to service. He comes back, though.
  • Bond One-Liner: If there really was a bogeyman in Tiger's closet...
    Payne -..."he ain't happy."
  • Character Title: It references both the main character and what the viewer should expect.
  • Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: Payne informs Alex why he shouldn't push his luck:
    Payne: I will put my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst!
  • Drill Sergeant Nasty: Major Payne's training methods include fostering hatred towards himself, mandatory baldness, and a lot of shouting.
  • Exact Words: It's always important to note that when fighting a killin' machine, if he says he's going to kick you in the face, did he say when? One sucker punch to the throat and kick to the groin later. We then have this exchange:
    Biker: You...you said you were gonna...hit me in the face.
    Payne: You calling me a liar?! *boots him in the face*
  • Fartillery: The unforeseen result of a Laxative Prank.
  • Fingore: In the beginning of the film, Payne dislocates his comrade's finger to get his mind off his bullet wound. He would've done the same to Tiger (who was afraid of getting a shot) had it not been for Miss Walburn.
  • Freudian Excuse:Payne tells Tiger his version of "The Little Engine that Could", and we understand why he is the way he is because his friend was nearly killed when they outnumbered by the enemy during a battle. Even worse: Emily (who is also the guidance counselor) says she'd like to talk to Payne about his story.
  • Genghis Gambit:
    Emily: You're making them hate you!
    Payne: Good! It'll bring 'em together. Make 'em a team.
    Emily: That's a pretty cynical plan.
    Payne: But it won't backfire.
  • Gun Stripping: Major Payne enjoys hanging upside down, blindfolded and trying to clean his gun before his nose starts to bleed.
  • Hello, Nurse!: Emily's first appearance is enough to reduce the usually composed Payne into a incoherent mess. With good reason. Did we mention she was a teacher too? Lampshaded by Payne: "Why do I suddenly feel like a jackass?"
  • I Gave My Word: When Payne makes a promise to kick you in the face or quit if you steal a trophy, he will keep it. However, he will not play fair in order to keep it.
  • I Take Offence To That Last One: When arguing over the Major's treatment of Tiger:
    Payne: [Beat] I ain't frigid.
  • Important Haircut: Whether the recruits like it or not.
    Payne: You will dress like me, you will talk like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me!
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Major Payne shoots the "Boogeyman" in Tiger's closet.
  • Large Ham: From start to finish, Damon Wayans is really something to behold in this movie.
    Payne: KILLING IS MY BUSINESS, LADIES, AND BUS! INESS! IS! GOOOOOOD!!!
  • Laxative Prank: The recruits try to do this with Payne's cupcake. It backfires. Literally.
  • Metaphorgotten: Payne attempts to inspire Tiger with the story of "The Little Engine that Could". However the tale's moral is soon forgotten after the train cunductor is violently blinded, the train itself blown to bits and Payne taking bloody vengenace for an old war friend. Emily eventually has to stop him.
  • Mildly Military: Major Payne is a former Marine, but he wears the "smokey" of a Marine Corps drill instructor with the gold cord from somewhere else. This is mildly military because officers don't wear the smokey and the cord doesn't belong there at all.
  • Misery Builds Character: Payne did this deliberately to mold his students into a cohesive unit. The Guidance Councilor thinks this was an incredibly cynical plan.
  • Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Major Payne.
  • One-Man Army: Payne storms an enemy stronghold, by himself, and convinces everyone inside to surrender.
  • Only Known by Their Nickname: Kevin "Tiger" Dunn.
  • Papa Wolf: Don't harm Payne's men in the battlefield and don't cause trouble for his Cadets. Alex's stepdad learned that the hard way.
  • Pin-Pulling Teeth: An important detail to note is that the grenade was apparently an anti-personnel/frag grenade, so it really shouldn't blast down a tree, just give it a LOT of little cuts.
  • Pun-Based Title / Punny Name: Payne will cause you pain.
  • Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: Payne's cadets involve a Smug Snake, a deaf kid, a fat kid, one kid much younger than any of them, and others.
  • Real Men Wear Pink: The only non-military activity Payne enjoys is dancing.
  • Rule of Funny: The war Payne was in is obviously Vietnam, which a) Damon Wayans is clearly too young to have served in and b) he would have had to have been promoted much higher than major by the time it's shown he's discharged. But then Colonel Payne wouldn't be a good title for a movie, and we wouldn't have that bedtime story scene if it were accurate, so...
  • Shell-Shocked Veteran: After a fashion - Payne has a flashback (a common PTSD symptom) while telling Tiger a bedtime story. It is violent, and horriying, and causes him as much distress as it does Tiger. Despite this he'd really rather be back in the war then a military academy.
  • Signature Laugh: Whenever he laughs, you know something hilariously awful is about to happen to someone.
  • Trespassing to Talk: After his dinner date with Emily, Payne returns to discover Cadet Stone sitting at his desk, beaten and bruised from where the squad had been ambushed by another school's R.O.T.C. squad... because Payne tipped them off.
  • War Is Glorious: Played with. Whilst Payne clearly takes a lot of pride in his work and enjoys the military lifestyle the loss of comrades in battle has clearly had a negative impact on him.
  • Wife-Basher Basher: When trying to get hired by the police force, Payne is put in a training scenario to see how he'd handle a domestic dispute call. He responds by smacking the actor in the scenario repeatedly until he passes out.

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