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A long time ago, the wife of a [[SociopathicHero noble crusader]] fell under the spell of Carmilla, the lesbian vampire queen. The crusader killed Carmilla, but in turn she cursed his village: every woman in the town will turn into a LesbianVampire, until she returns.

Today, slackers Jimmy and Fletch hike into the [[TownWithADarkSecret town]], meet a busful of sexy women, and decide to stay the night. Bad idea!
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!!This film contains examples of:
* ActionGirl: Lotte
* AndTheAdventureContinues: See SequelHook below.
* AmbiguousSyntax: See NonindicativeName.
* AudibleSharpness: The enchanted sword at the beginning.
* BadassPreacher: The Vicar
** Subverted. It turns out he doesn't actually have any experience fighting vampires and has never fired his crossbow before.
*** He does get one hell of a [[BadassBoast Badass Boast]] though. "Whores of fucking Hades! Prepare for fucking death!" as he makes his [[LastStand Last Stand]].
* BadassNormal: Lotte. She's able to take on Eva, Carmilla's second in command, without any help or supernatural powers.
* BigNo: The baron has one in the introduction when he discovers Carmilla has turned his wife into a lesbian vampire.
* TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn
* BrainlessBeauty: Trudi is so dimwitted as to have a vocabulary that consists of literally one word but because she has large breasts (Or DOES she?) Fletch slobbers all over her.
* BrickJoke: The gay werewolf.
* {{Camp}}: Just a little bit.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Pretty much played for laughs, as the characters repeatedly point out how ridiculous the idea is.
* FanService: Less than what the title would suggest though.
* [[ForgottenFallenFriend Forgotten Fallen Friend(s)]] the female love interest doesn't seem that upset that all her friends have turned into vampires, and then were killed, by her and her new boyfriend.
** And everyone for [[spoiler:the vicar]] at the end (See [[LeftHanging below.)]]
* TheHunter: The fim ends with Jimmy, Fletch and Lotte vowing to become [[TitleDrop lesbian vampire killers]].
* KillItWithWater: Holy water will do intense damage to a vampire, And kill it outright if enough is used. At one point they manage to melt a vampire by holding her in a running shower as the vicer blesses the water.
* LampshadeHanging: The film point out how ridiculous a lot of its elements are, then does it anyway. Also see [[IndecisiveParody Indecisive Parody]]
* LeftHanging: [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What happened to the vicar?]] And how would he have coped when he found out about his daughter being dead? [[spoiler:Unless the vampires killed him, that is.]]
* LesbianVampire (obviously)
* LoveAtFirstSight: It takes Lotte less than 12 hours to decide that Jimmy is The One.
** Though that may just be being forced into a life-and-death situation after just meeting.
* MarketBasedTitle: In the US, the title is shortened to "Vampire Killers".
* {{Meganekko}}: Lotte.
* MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning: Carmilla's curse goes [[StarWars "As you strike me down (...). I shall rise again, more powerful than you can possibly imagine".]]
* NatureAbhorsAVirgin / NatureAdoresAVirgin: Lotte
* NonindicativeName: It's about [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin people who kill lesbian vampires]], but going by the title it could ''also'' have been about either lesbian vampires who are killers, or lesbians who are vampire killers.
* PlayedForLaughs: "You punched a child in the face, Fletch."
* SequelHook: At the end the survivors decide to rid the world of other supernatural evils, and become [[TitleDrop Lesbian Vampire Killers]].
* ShoutOut: To ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
** Also, MyDeathIsJustTheBeginning: see above.
* SlidingScaleOfSillinessVersusSeriousness: Take a guess. Go on.
* TargetedHumanSacrifice: The blood of the last of the [=McLaren's=] is required in the ritual to resurrect Carmilla the Vampire Queen.
* TownWithADarkSecret
* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: How Jimmy kills Carmilla.
** Lampshaded by Steve's reaction of disbelief.
* TitleDrop: "Are you suggesting we become lesbian vampire killers?"
* TheVicar
* VirginSacrifice
* WaterGunsAndBalloons: The protagonists use water balloons made from condoms filled with holy water as weapons against the lesbian vampires.
* WeaksauceWeakness: The vampires are ridiculously easy to kill (Fletch list every weaknesses to the Vicar), and are easily held off by crosses. It's a shame that there's so many of them, and that Carmilla doesn't suffer from any of their weaknesses....
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