If you shoot me... you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
1985 comedy-mystery film starring Chevy Chase
, (loosely) based on the novel by Gregory Mcdonald.
Irwin M. Fletcher (Chevy Chase), better known as 'Fletch', writes a column for a Los Angeles newspaper under the byline 'Jane Doe'. He's working undercover at a local beach where a lot of hard drug-trafficking is taking place when he is suddenly cornered by Alan Stanwyck (Tim Matheson) who, assuming him to be one of the many junkies floating around the beach, makes him a strange offer; claiming he has incurable cancer, he wants Fletch to murder him a week from that date in order to both avoid his suffering and to provide for his family by allowing them to claim life insurance; he offers Fletch a considerable sum of money to murder him a week from that date. Intrigued, Fletch begins to investigate Stanwyck's claims, discovering that things may be tied in with the story he is investigating at the beach, and that a sinister police chief (Joe Don Baker) may also be involved...
Probably Chevy Chase's most well-known role after Clark Griswold
, and something of a cult hit. Resulted in a sequel, Fletch Lives
, which took Fletch to The Deep South
where he investigated intrigue around his family estate.
Has nothing to do with the British series Porridge
, the main character of which also being referred to as 'Fletch'.
Provides examples of:
- Adaptational Attractiveness: Inverted. In the novels, Fletch was a handsome, young, blond, extremely muscular man who could bed any woman he wanted. In the movies, he was played by a forty-something Chevy Chase who, while not exactly unhandsome, doesn't meet the other criteria that closely.
- Miranda Rights:
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him (indicating his partner).
- No Honor Among Thieves: How the villains are undone at the end. Turns out Stanwyck, learning on the grapevine that Fletch's story was on the verge of blowing the drug smuggling at the beach wide open, decided to fake his death and flee to Rio with his wife (well, one of them) and several hundred thousand dollars that the Chief of Police had staked him for the next shipment. The Chief, naturally, was not overly pleased.
- Oh Crap: At the end when Fletch realizes that performing The Summation on Stanwyck's scheme won't actually stop Stanwyck from, well, going through with his scheme.
Gail Whoops? What do you mean, 'whoops'?! Don't say 'whoops'!
- Only One Name: Fletch. When asked for his full name, he gives "Fletch F. Fletch."
- Paper-Thin Disguise: Some of Fletch's disguises are quite intricate. Others require no more than the investment of $0.45 in a set of novelty teeth. If that.
- Lampshaded at the beginning, where Fletch remarks that going undercover as a junkie is strangely easy, but actually requires underplaying it rather than howling and drooling as you might be tempted to do as a stereotypical addict; "act like you don't give a crap, you fit right in."
- Skeleton Key Card: How he breaks into his own apartment (via a window, no less) in a failed attempt to evade his ex-wife's lawyer.
- The Stoner: Fletch's alias trying to investigate beach drug trade.