Diary of the Dead is the fifth movie in the "Dead" series written and directed by George A. Romero, and marked his return to making independent films after Land of the Dead.The movie is mostly made up of footage from the two portable cameras the characters carry, with occasional shots from surveillance cameras and video clips downloaded off the Internet. In a clever section of the movie they show the characters editing the section of the movie the viewer has just seen.
Autopsy Snack Time: In the opening sequence, the cameraman filming some body-collecting EMTs grouses about how one of their crew is eating his lunch off-camera, despite the gore.
Badass Grandpa: The Professor starts off drunk and looking pretty feeble. He turns out to be a war veteran and a crack archer. Also Samuel, the mute Amish toting sticks of dynamite. And a scythe.
Better to Die than Be Killed: Presumably why Samuel scythes himself in the head when attacked by a zombie. No chance of coming back, at least.
Broad Strokes: Arguably an Alternate Continuity, this film rolls the clock back to the original zombie outbreak, but is set in modern times instead of the late 60s. This applies to all of Romero's Dead previous dead movies of course, being part of the same continuity but each filmed in a different decade.
Dead Line News: The film opens with a TV news crew covering a murder-suicide in an apartment complex. During filming the corpses reanimate, then begin attacking the EMTs moving them out of the building; one of them then turns on the TV reporter and cameraman.
Doesn't Like Guns: After giving one of their colleagues who's turning into a zombie the coup-de-grace, The Professor hands the pistol over to someone else, saying it's too easy to use. Later however he picks up a bow saying that it "feels friendlier" (we later discover that he's a former member of the archery team at Eton).
Driven to SuicidePoor Mary; worse when you consider she didn't even do it right and instead of dying a quick, painless death, she has to suffer through a gaping head wound until she finally dies.
Dueling Movies: In the UK at least, Diary was released at almost the exact same time as [REC], another handheld zombie film. Some critics drew unfavourable comparisons between the two.
Evil Clown: Footage from the camera salvaged at the hospital shows a zombie clown attacking at a child's birthday party.
Final Girl: Not played entirely straight. Debra is the narrator and protagonist (and survives) but while she isn't The Millstone she doesn't actually contribute much to killing zombies or keeping the group safe (even her quick thinking use of a defibrillator doesn't truly finish off a zombie).
Genre Savvy: With horror movies, but clearly not with zombie movies.
Handicapped Badass: The Amish farmer Samuel kills himself some zombies and offs himself and the zombie who bit him by shoving a scythe through his and the zombie's head.
Humans Are Bastards: "Are we worth saving? You tell me." are the last words spoken in the movie, over a viral video of two men using a tied-up zombie woman for target practice.
Which is odd, since the film didn't make any overall comment on humanity except for this last scene at the very end.
Nor did it imply zombies are anything other than shambling killers with no value.
But the movies have always been about how the still-human population react to events. Even if you believe zombies don't have value, tying one up by the hair and using 'it' for target practise doesn't say much about the shooter's value as a human being.
Idiot Ball: Honestly, half of the victims pretty much deserved to die due to their terrifying moments of stupidity. Special mention goes to the guy who gets killed because he can't hear a zombie approaching while blowdrying his hair.
Special mention goes to the camera man, who caused the deaths of the above guy, and himself, because he left his friend-turned-zombie to get back up instead of finishing him off, when the whole group's seen the need, and shown the willingness, to execute their friends after they turned.
Or the whole group when they arrive at the mansion and see that the iron gates and the front door is wide open. After going in and finding their friend, who is obviously a bit off and is all by himself, he assures them that everything is fine. Despite all the warning signs, they decide to relax and have a shower (mentioned above) or start having a drink. Surprise surprise, their friend is crazy and there's zombies in the pool.
Improbable Aiming Skills: All the characters are able to pull off headshots as the plot demands.
With a bastard sword being two-handed, to be fair. While it's debatable whether it was sharpened or not (it was a prop on a wall), if it WAS actually properly sharpened, then yes, it's possible given enough strength behind the blow. It should have gotten stuck in the bone, however.
Monster Clown: The recording they found of a zombiefied clown bitting someone at a child's birthday party.
One-Scene Wonder The deaf Amish man the group meet halfway during the movie. Blows up a handful of zombie, with Jason crying incredulously "I thought the Amish were friendly folk!" as he holds up a small chalkboard hanging around his neck for him to communicate saying "My name is Samuel, hello", while bits of earth and zombie fall from the sky. Probably one of the few likeable characters in the entire movie.
Take That: Jason's criticism that dead things are slow.
Taking You with Me: The Amish farmer's solution to having a zombie bite him on the neck from behind, is to swing his scythe upwards, straight through his own head and that of the attacking zombie.
The Cameo: Both Romero and the make-up director appear in the movie. Not forgetting voices overs from various horror icons.
Too Dumb to Live: There are zombies killing everyone, Jason. Put the damn camera down.
This is played with. Jason is too busy filming to get involved most of the time, but almost everybody else is pretty useful in fighting the zombies. But as he points out to Debra at one point, his documentary being uploaded to the internet is showing pretty much anyone around the world who watches it exactly what they need to do to survive themselves. Debra's voice-over mentions that she agrees with this point in hindsight.
There were several occasions where he could have placed the camera in a position to get the shot as well as help out with saving his friends from turning into mindless undead.
Wacky Wayside Tribe: As noted above. A common complaint about this movie is that most of these "tribes" are more interesting than the main characters. The Guard deserters become the protagonists of Romero's later movie Survival of the Dead.
Artistic License - Statistics: A radio broadcast says that the number of deaths caused by the zombies will quadruple. It then says that it will increase by 100%, even though quadrupling is to increase by 300%.
Zombie Gait: Although Romero's zombie children never seem to be affected.
Zombie Infectee Averted for the most part. There is a few exceptions, but the characters honestly didn't know any better.
When Gordo is bitten and dies, Amy insists that he might not come back like the others (even though, yes, he will). So they go by her wishes and wait to see if he will or won't (which he will). When he does, they're Genre Savvy enough to position her several feet away with a gun for when he inevitably does.
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