Would you believe that this was based on a christian-themed play?
"This is like watching an Ernest movie and having 10 minutes of Ernest with an hour and a half of melodrama about abortions." —Miles Antwileron the Madea character
A 2005 movie directed Darren Grant and starring Tyler Perry, adapted from a stage play of the same name.Helen (Kimberly Elise) and Charles McCarter (Steve Harris) had everything: fine home, beautiful clothes and success. In public, they were the perfect match. But behind the scenes was another matter. On what should have been the end of the happiest day of their lives, Charles evicts Helen, his wife of 18 years, from their house in the presence of his mistress. She moves in with her grandmother, Madea (Tyler Perry). Helen then goes from meek and mild to mad, starts a diary and a new life, and meets a new man, Orlando (Shemar Moore).
Acting for Two: Tyler Perry portrays Madea, Joe, and Brian, Helen's attorney cousin.
Bailiff:... Criminal trespassing, Reckless endangerment, Criminal possession of a handgun, Assault with a deadly weapon, Suspended license, Expired registration, Reckless driving, and a broken taillight.
Break the Haughty: Charles near the end, after being shot and paralyzed, with things going downhill from there.
Broken Aesop: You know the moral about loving God and trusting Him with your life and problems and worshipping only Him that this movie tries to preach? Well, that gets broken by Madea of all people who told a tale about a man who used to abuse her who she was so angry with that even when she was at his funeral, she beat him down an extra two feet (from the six feet he was under already), all while proclaiming that she did it because sometimes "God waits too long" to answer our prayers or get revenge on those who we feel deserve it.
Drugs Are Bad: There is a plotline with Brian and his wife, Debrah, whose drug addiction has caused them some marital problems. Her drug habits and addictions had gotten so bad that Brian kicked her out of the house at the last straw. Don't worry, she got better.
Everyone Can See It: Madea uses this verbatim on Brian about still being in love with his drug abusing wife Debra.
Food Slap: Helen eats a salad in front of Charles, knowing he can't get food for himself, and when she is almost done throws the plate at him.
Heel-Face Turn: After being shot and paralyzed by his drug dealer client, cleaned out finacially by his mistress before leaving him, tortured by his scorned wife for the wrong he has done to her, Charles realizes the error of his ways and apologizes to Helen. Afterwards, he begins to rehabilitate, along with Helen's help, in a montage. At church, he even confesses his sins and turns to god.
But of course, that doesn't stop Helen from handing Charles signed divorce papers and leaving to find her own happy ending.
Karma Houdini: Brenda. Although it was Charles getting his just desserts, but still....
Laser-Guided Karma: The second half of the movie is pretty much every rotten thing Charles has done coming back to bite him in the ass. His dealings with criminal clients leads to him getting paralyzed, his mistress Brenda leaves him to die and takes both his money and their kids without telling him, and when he has the nerve to still treat Helen like trash even after she tries to help him, Helen finally decides to get even. She delivers a massive "The Reason You Suck" Speech about how being married to him was no picnic on her end but she at least tried to make it work, whereas he stopped caring. The stress he gave Helen caused her, among other things, two miscarriages. After returning the next day she dumps him into a hot bath and starts expressing further grievances. When it looks like Charles is trying to drown himself, Helen stops him, and then later eats dinner in front of him. As Charles is crying for the maid, Helen takes great joy in telling him that his bitch girlfriend didn't pay the staff so they all quit, and then took their kids and some of Charles' things and left. She then tosses her plate of food at Charles and leaves.
Law of Inverse Fertility: Helen wanted children with Charles, but had two miscarriages. Meanwhile, he had two kids with his mistress.
The Mistress: She also had two kids for Charles and had no qualms about cleaning him out financially, letting him die in surgery rather then live as a cripple, and leaving him after he was shot and paralyzed. She also took the kids with her.
Never Trust a Trailer: Despite the title of the movie and the serious undertones of the trailer, many viewers were distracted by the large, crossdressing man played by Perry himself and forgot that the movie was a comedy-drama rather than just a comedy.
No Celebrities Were Harmed: The film does a short but blatant riff on Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston after Judge Mablean Ephriam rules Helen and Madea's case:
Judge Ephriam: Bailiff, call the next case.
Bailiff: The State of Georgia versus Bobby Brown.
Judge Ephriam: What is this? Repeat offender day?
Voice of Whitney Houston: Bobby! Bobby, I love you!
Title Drop: Later in the movie when Helen writes an entry in her diary:
Helen:September 19th. Dear Diary, as I sit here thinking about picking up the pieces of what used to be my life, I realized something. Every room in this house holds a painful memory for me. Even though he's suffering, something somewhere in me wants him to suffer more. A few months and a divorce can take you through just as many emotions as 18 years in a marriage. And I'm starting to feel all of them at once. But the one that is clear is rage. Signed, a Mad Black Woman.
Too Dumb to Live: Charles apparently thought it was a good idea to continue treating Helen like trash after she attempted to help get his affairs in order right after A: He was paralyzed and B: She's the reason he's still alive.
Trailers Always Lie: As you can see from the picture, most of this movie's promotional material made it look like a slapstick comedy about Madea, when in reality she's a supporting character and her antics take up a fairly small part of the film.
Ungrateful Bitch: Brenda. After Charles is paralyzed she almost immediately opts to have them terminate his life support if need arise, but since Helen was still technically Charles' wife that decision was turned down. Brenda also fired the staff of Charles' house, cleaned out his bank account, and abandoned him.