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''City Slickers'' (1991) is a {{Western}} {{Comedy}} film, directed by Ron Underwood. The main stars were Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Helen Slater, Jack Palance and Bruno Kirby. The film is about a group of men experiencing a collective midlife crisis. Mitch Robbins (Crystal) is an advertising manager at a radio station who's increasingly disillusioned with the lack of meaning he sees in his job and his life. Phil Berquist (Stern) is stuck managing his father-in-law's grocery store, while trapped in a sexless marriage with an overbearing wife, and Ed Furillo (Kirby) is a successful businessman and playboy, struggling with the idea of monogamous marriage and the pressure to have kids.

At Mitch's 39th birthday party, Phil and Ed present their joint birthday present: a two-week Southwestern cattle drive for all three men. At the insistence of his wife Barbara (Patricia Wettig), Mitch accepts the gift, traveling with his friends to New Mexico, where they meet the other participants of the cattle drive and learn the ropes of moving the herd, guided by the grizzled, tough-as-nails boss of the whole operation, Curly (Palance).

Jack Palance won the 1991 Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Curly and AFI ranked the film as #86 on it's "100 Laugh" list. ''City Slickers'' was followed in 1994 by ''City Slickers II: [[StockSubtitle The Legend of Curly's Gold]]'', which was not as well-received as the original.
!!! "City Slickers & The Legend of Curly's Gold Tropes":
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Mitch accidently causing a stampede? Curly chuckles and shakes his head.
* AngryBlackMan: During their intro, the son dentist tries to do this trope, but the dad tells him to lay off.
* AnimatedCreditsOpening
* AutomatonHorses: Consciously averted, as the main characters' lack of riding experience is played for laughs.
* AwardBaitSong: "Where Did My Heart Go?" by Marc Shaiman.
* BackupTwin: ''City Slickers II'' has this in the form of Duke, Curly's equally-scary twin brother. The reason given for his absence, and not even being mentioned, in the first movie is that he and Curly weren't on speaking terms, he was out on the sea, and Curly didn't exactly talk about his personal life to a guy he met yesterday all that much anyway.
* BadassBoast: Curly's "I ''crap'' bigger than you." Yes.
* BadassGrandma: According to Duke, he and Curly's mom was one of these.
-->'''Duke:''' Our mom died. She was 95. Stabbed in a bar fight.
* BadassGrandpa: Curly and Duke.
* TheCasanova: Ed is a womanizer who fears monogamy, and he's dating a model.
* CampCook: He gives a brief but memorable eulogy at Curly's funeral.
* CattleDrive: The whole premise of the first movie.
* ChewToy: Phil
* CityMouse: The entire cast.
* CitySlicker
* ClosestThingWeGot: The two dentists.
-->"He's injured, and we have medical training."
-->"Dad, we're dentists, what are we gonna do, give him a cleaning?!"
* CoolOldGuy: Curly turns out to be this, once Mitch gets to know him.
* DeadpanSnarker: Mitch, being played by Creator/BillyCrystal.
--> '''Mitch:''' Hi, Curly--kill anyone today?
--> '''Curly:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Day ain't over yet.]]
* DiesWideOpen[=/=][[DiedStandingUp Died On His Horse]]: Curly. It takes several minutes for Mitch & Co. to realize he's dead.
* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: Mitch and Barbara. "No...''you'' make me happy--'here'."
* HeroesWantRedheads: Curly's story about his greatest love.
* IfYouDieICallYourStuff:
-->"If anything happens to him...I'm going after Barbara."
* MacGuffinEscortMission: The cattle drive.
* NervousWreck: Phil
* NeverMessWithGranny:
-->'''Duke:''' My Ma died last year, she was 95. Stabbed in a bar fight.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Ira & Berry's Ice Cream = Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: [[DiscussedTrope Discussed]] in II when the group is trying to deal with spending the night out in a freezing thunderstorm with no tent. The [[{{Squick}} reaction]] to this suggestion by Mitch and Glen is about what you would expect, and eventually they come up with a better plan.
--> '''Phil''': In case we don't make it, and I die first...eat me.\\
'''Mitch''': [[{{Squick}} Eat you]]??? I don't even like to talk to you on the phone!
* OpenHeartDentistry: See ClosestThingWeGot, above.
* PolarOppositeTwins: Curly was the more honourable of the two, and also preferred the life of a cowboy. Duke was a conniving sort who loved the sea and joined the navy. But they appear to have had a mutual respect and have equally threatening presences.
* PosthumousCharacter: [[spoiler: Curly]] in the second film.
* PunnyName: In the first film, the couple who run the ranches and the cattle drive. Meet Clay Stone and his wife, Mill(ie) Stone.
* PutOnABus: Bonnie Rayburn (Helen Slater) tells everyone she's going off to bed...and is neither seen nor mentioned again until the guys make it to the ranch.
* {{Rancher}}: The ranch owner who needs the cattle drive done.
* RecklessGunUsage: Phil wrestles for one of the trail hands' guns and uses it to scare them into sobering up. Even after the situation has been defused (Phil yells "BANG!" instead of shooting), he keeps his finger tight on the trigger and is clearly agitated.
* ReplacementGoldfish: Mitch's brother Glenn replaced Ed in the sequel.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Norman the cow. Mitch goes to great lengths to protect that little calf and ends up keeping him as a pet.
* RightBehindMe: Occurs in both movies, both times executed by Mitch. (''twice'' in II)
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Well, Daniel Stern in general.
* SeriousBusiness: Ira and Barry ask Mitch to challenge Barry to name a meal to follow up with the right type of ice cream. Mitch's first challenge is a half-assed one, which Barry takes as an insult.
* SexlessMarriage: Phil and his wife. "That's right! Not having sex ''for twelve years'' will do that to a person!"
* ShoutOut: To ''Film/TheTreasureOfTheSierraMadre'' in II, a lot.
** During a Montage in the first film, Mitch sings the ''Series/{{Rawhide}}'' TitleThemeTune with spoofy altered lyrics.:
--->"Rollin' rollin' rollin'\\
Keep those doggies rollin'\\
Man my ass is swollen\\
* SleepingWithTheBoss: A checkout girl from Phil's store breaks into a party he's attending to tell him she's pregnant, so this trope has been in play. Played both for drama, and laughs:
-->'''Ed''': ...that's pretty smug advice, coming from a man who mounted an eighteen year old checkout girl on the day-old bread rack.
-->'''Phil''': She's twenty - and shut up.
-->'''Ed''': Let me get you hot, Phil: "I need a price. Register Nine, I need a price..."
-->'''Phil''': Cut it out!
-->'''Mitch''': ''(warningly)'' Guys...
-->'''Ed''': What did you use for protection, paper or plastic?
* {{Squick}}: InUniverse. Phil tells the other guys he was watching a horse getting castrated. ''({{Beat}})'' Mitch says, "Well! [[SarcasmMode I'm hungry]]--[[DeadpanSnarker how about you?]]"
* StagedShooting: At the end of ''City Slickers 2'', the target is so startled that even ''he'' doesn't realize he wasn't shot.
* SuckOutThePoison: Subverted. It was a thorn. Please chill.
* SympatheticAdulterer: Phil, given his SexlessMarriage and HenpeckedHusband status. However, RealityEnsues--while sympathetic, none of friends condone his behavior, he and the girl have a pregnancy scare, and he's certain that he'll be financially wiped out in the divorce and lose custody of his children.
* TakingTheBullet: Parodied in ''City Slickers II'' when Glen takes a bullet for Mitch, shares some tearful last words with his brother, and black out... then immediately revives upon discovering the bullet was a blank.
* TitleDrop: Clay Stone tells the cattle drive group that "You came here city slickers; you're gonna go home cowboys."
* TreasureMap: Subverted in ''City Slickers II'' [[spoiler:since it was a fake map leading to fake treaure as part of an "adventure tour". Then Double Subverted, when it turns out there ''was'' gold hidden elsewhere in the desert.]].
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Interspecies example in the second movie, when Glen decides to help out around the house by milking the cow Mitch acquired in the first movie:
-->'''Glen:''' There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop. \\
'''Mitch:''' The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick. \\
'''Glen:''' [[BrainBleach I'm gonna go wash up.]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Ed wasn't seen or heard from in part 2.
** On that note, Mitch's brother Glen (Jon Lovitz) is a SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute.
* YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry: Curly's burial:
-->'''Cookie:''' Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.