The second film based on Tales from the Crypt, following Demon Knight.Starring Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak, Chris Sarandon and Corey Feldman, Bordello of Blood tells the story of Rafe Guttman (Miller), a snarky private eye who's called in by Catherine Verdoux (Eleniak) to find her rebellious brother Caleb (Feldman), who went missing after storming out of their house following an argument.Rafe's investigation leads him to a whorehouse-slash-mortuary. Further investigation leads our wisecracking hero to discover that the brothel/mortuary is inhabited by vampires led by Lilith (Everhart). Turns out Lilith was resurrected by Catherine's boss, televangelist Reverend Jimmy 'J.C.' Current (Sarandon), so he could rid the world of sin, but Lilith's got her own agenda...and has turned Caleb into one of her own. Now it falls to Rafe and Catherine to save the world before Lilith and her sexy vamps overrun it.
And Show It to You: One of Lilith's favorite ways to kill her male victims, by ripping out their hearts (or at one point in the beginning of the movie, by shoving her tongue down someone's throat and pushing it out from their body. She's that strong) before eating them.
Rafe: I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.
Continuity Cameo: In the scene where Rafe, after being trapped in a asylum manages to kill a vampire in disguise of being a nurse thanks to exposing her to sunlight, his female roommate wakes up and tells him to keep it down as she's trying to sleep. That roommate is played by Whoopi Goldberg, who appeared in both the wraparound and main segment of one of the show's episodes.
Cassandra Truth: Rafe manages to find proof that Lilith is evil, but the pictures he takes show nothing since vampires can't be photographed. Doesn't help that an idiot of a police captain has bad blood with him.
Though it becomes somewhat of an Someday This Will Come in Handy as when Catherine and her cameraman look over the tapes of an interview she had with Lilith, Lilith isn't seen on tape being interview, but her voice heard talking to Catherine, making her and the cameraman realize Rafe wasn't lying.
Downer Ending: Catherine is revealed to have been bitten and turned into a vampire. Though she doesn't reveal this fact till Lilith is destroyed and she and Rafe are alone before snacking on him. Still the moment comes off as more comedic then depressing. 'Side, it's Tales from the Crypt, what do ya expect?
It's definitely not a Downer Ending if you're Catherine, of course!
Failed a Spot Check: Caleb and his friend at the start when the hookers they're given have very visible bite marks on their necks indicating they're making out with walking corpses. Caleb does start to notice with the girl he's with but Lilith comes along and distracts and quickly turns him before he can question it further.
Half the Man He Used to Be: One of Lilith's minion is hit with holy water in the torso. Both parts survive for a bit (the legs can be seen stumbling off while the upper body of the woman manages to drag herself to Current before dying). Lilith also gets this via an axe. But Rafe doesn't cut deep enough and she simply attaches the cut part back to her body like putty.
Head-Tiltingly Kinky: McCutcheon is one weird motherfucker, who even plays with the nipples of fat female corpses.
Our Vampires Are Different: Somewhat. The regular vampires have the usual weaknesses, but they can get by in the daytime thanks to sunblock. Though they're surprisingly weak (little holy water or sunlight and they explode like confetti). Only Lilith is strong enough to mostly withstand these since she's the head vampire and only splitting her heart can fully kill her.
Thematic Series: Along with Demon Knight, making up the Tales From The Crypt film series which aren't connected in a narrative fashion.
Transhuman Treachery Pretty much all the turned victims: Tammy, a (supposed) hooker looking for work has the unfortunate luck of being refered to Lilith. After a interview Lilith "hires" her (i.e becomes a meal for Lilith. Rafe, while investigating the house and not moments before passed the room where she was speaking to Lilith, hears Tammy scream and her body hitting the floor. Lilith is seen later picking her fangs from the feeding and calling to McCutcheon to come move and prep Tammy's body before she resurrects) and is next seen much more lustful then her friendly self seen during her interview, completely subservient to Lilith (she seems genuinely afraid when she has to explain herself when Rafe escapes her). Caleb, whose seen again late in the film, is spared from being outright killed as his buddy was and is turned into a vampire, happily helping Lilith and her henchmen kidnap his sister , then again he was shown at the beginning to be an asshole. Even telling Cathrine he wasn't keen at first on becoming an undead (probably referring to when he was still human before Lilith and the girl who picked him showcased their fangs) but now finds it "pretty damn cool". And of course Catherine herself at the end of the movie, though a clue to the audience is when she seem much more willing to Rafe's advances.
Twist Ending: It turns out that the religious, celibate and heterosexual Catherine was actually seduced and turned into one of the promiscuous, bisexual vampire prostitutes before she was ever "rescued", but played along so that Rafe would wipe out her competition and she could start a whole new evil vampire sex cult beginning with him.