Film / Baywatch
aka: Baywatch

Baywatch is a 2017 comedy film starring Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron, based on the television series of the same name.

Reimagined as an Affectionate Parody of the original Baywatch series (similarly to the Jump Street films' treatment of their own source material), this film pokes fun at its premise while also embracing it — and provides lots of eye candy for both the male and female gaze.

Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) is a no-nonsense lifeguard who is forced to work with cocky Olympian Matt Brody (Efron) when evil local club owner Victoria Leeds (Priyanka Chopra) threatens to overrun the beach with crime and corruption.

Alexandra Daddario, Ilfenesh Hadera, and Kelly Rohrbach also star, while original Baywatch stars David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson appear in cameo roles.

Baywatch contains examples of the following tropes:

  • Adaptational Curves: Several examples:
    • The film's version of Mitch Buchannon is considerably more muscular, as befits someone played by Dwayne Johnson.
    • Ilfenesh Hadera's Stephanie Holden and Alexandra Daddario's Summer Quinn are considerably more voluptuous than the versions from the TV show.
    • Inverted with Kelly Rohrbach's CJ Parker. While very well endowed, she doesn't come close to matching the famous proportions of Pamela Anderson.
  • Affectionate Parody: The movie gives a comedic take on the TV series.
  • Afraid of Blood: Ronnie.
  • Angry Black Man: Officer Ellerbee shows signs of this, at one point referring to Matt as a "blue-eyed devil."
  • Bad Boss: Victoria Leeds. If you're an associate of hers and you either don't get her what she wants or so much as ask for more money, expect to have an unfortunate "accident" happen to you sooner or later.
  • Better Than a Bare Bulb: The film hangs a lampshade on practically every trope and cliche the original series is known for while dialing all of them Up to Eleven.
  • Black Comedy: At the end of the film, Mitch blows Victoria to pieces using a giant Roman candle. But its played for laughs.
  • Blackmail: Leeds' method for getting people to do what she wants involves finding out about their vices, illegal deals and dirty secrets and then blackmailing/bribing them into obedience. She is unable to do this with Chen, who had no dirty secrets to speak of.
  • Big Bad: Victoria Leeds, the new owner of the Huntley Club.
  • Brainy Brunette: Summer has very dark hair, has extensively studied the Baywatch manual, and has a working knowledge of marine biology.
  • The Cameo: Vine star Logan Paul has a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene as one of the guys in line to try out for Baywatch. Word of God indicates he initially had more scenes, but they were cut.
  • Chekhov's Gun: Several, including Ronnie's computer skills and the adrenaline-boosting sea urchins.
  • Composite Character: Matt has Eddie's backstory as a Heartwarming Orphan (as well as his general status as Butt-Monkey).
  • Daddy Issues: CJ apparently has some issues about being abandoned by her father, if her rant during her introduction of the obstacle course called "The Absentee Father" is anything to go by.
  • Determinator: Ronnie. He previously tried out for Baywatch twice before and failed. He makes the cut the third time because Mitch and CJ are so impressed by his spirit and unwillingness to give up (although his real reason for wanting to join Baywatch is because he's completely in love with CJ).
  • Dirty Cop: Captain Thorpe. Leeds bribed him to set Brody up as the new leader of Baywatch and provided Thorpe an excuse needed to fire Mitch (two murder victims made to look like beach accident victims).
  • Dumb Blonde: Averted. CJ Parker may be a gorgeous, buxom blonde, but she also happens to be a very competent lifeguard.
  • Even the Girls Want Her: CJ Parker, who is so enthralling that even the girls become dumbstruck by her:
    Summer: Why does she always looks likes she's running in slow-mo?
    Ronnie: You see it too?
  • Fallen-on-Hard-Times Job: Mitch becomes a cell phone salesman after being fired from Baywatch.
  • Fan Disservice: The shot of Ronnie's ass in the shower scene.
    • Mitch telling Matt to check a corpse's 'taint' as part of a prank.
  • Friend on the Force: Mitch has one of the Vitriolic Best Buds variety. Deconstructed as Officer Ellerbee resents Mitch's interference.
  • Give Geeks a Chance: CJ seems to have this attitude, going out of her way to encourage the shy and awkward Ronnie.
  • Hopeless Suitor: Averted. Nerdy and unremarkable Ronnie is enamored with the stunningly beautiful CJ, and although it seems like he has no chance with her, she becomes his girlfriend at the end of the film.
  • Indecisive Parody: The movie can never seem to decide if we're supposed to take the story seriously or just see everything as a straight-up parody.
  • Ineffectual Loner: Matt starts this way as a lifeguard.
  • Informed Attractiveness: While CJ is no doubt gorgeous, she is not noticeably more attractive than Stephanie or Summer, yet is fawned over as an Even the Girls Want Her goddess.
  • Informed Judaism: Had Ronnie not made a passing mention of how he learned to dance from "Hebrew school," nobody in the audience would have known he was Jewish.
  • Jerkass Has a Point: In-universe the police officer treats Matt saying they should leave things to the cops as this. He agrees with him, but still thinks he's a "blue-eyed demon."
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Both Mitch and Brody are dicks to each other due to their disdain of each other's work ethic or lack therof, but they do genuinely do end up working together in order to deal with the crime situation endangering the beach.
  • Jurisdiction Friction: Cops vs. Lifeguards Who Take Their Jobs Way Too Seriously.
  • Lighter and Softer: Than the TV series.
  • Ludicrous Gibs: Leeds' fate.
  • Mr. Fanservice: Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron spend a large portion of the movie shirtless.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Alexandra Daddario and Kelly Rohrbach in the tight red swimsuits are guaranteed to make a powerful impression on the audience.
  • My Eyes Are Up Here: Summer reminds Matt of this when he's distracted by her chest - he replies he knows her face is up there... but it's so close to her boobs...
    Summer: Not here! [cue Gainaxing] Here! [points at eyes]
    • He gets to do the same towards the end.
  • N-Word Privileges: Matt tries to guilt a black cop by throwing the cop's use of "you people" back at him. Mitch puts a stop to it, remarking: "Uh uh. You're just tan."
  • Nice Girl: CJ is incredibly sweet and kind to Ronnie, continually encouraging him despite his awkwardness.
  • Race Lift:
    • Stephanie here is black, when on the TV show she was white.
    • More obviously, Mitch. He was played by a white actor in the original show and by half-black, half-Samoan actor in the movie.
  • Raging Stiffie: Ronnie is so attracted to CJ that merely coming into contact with her causes him to become extremely aroused. This is the source of a gag early in the film.
  • Remake Cameo: David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson. This isn't really a spoiler, considering that they are both listed in the opening credits.
    • The same happens in the Japanese dub, when Takayuki Sugo, who voiced Hasselhoff in the dub of the original TV series, also dubbed him in this film as well.
    • Interestingly enough, this doesn't happen in the Mexican Spanish dub, albeit with a very bizarre twist: Rather than being voiced by the same voice actor of the series (Juan Alfonso Carralero), Hasselhoff is voiced by Roberto Carrillo, who voiced him as Michael Knight in Knight Rider.
  • Running Gag: The never-ending string of pop bands that Mitch uses to refer to Brody.
  • Serious Business: Mitch's approach to lifeguarding, par for the course for the show. Also extends to the beach as a whole, with a huge degree of fanfare surrounding the Baywatch tryouts.
  • Setting Update: The original show was in Los Angeles, while the movie is in Broward County, Florida.
  • Shown Their Work: Brody's attempt to rescue drowners shows the realistic problems to doing so alone and without proper gear — For the former, there is more than one person in danger and the need for more lifeguards is necessary; as for the latter, Brody nearly drowns himself while trying to rescue one of the drowners without a lfeboard.
  • Smug Snake: Victoria Leeds.
  • Stealth Sequel: Mitch's mentor is Mitch (from the original TV show). Also, Casey Jean (played by Pamela Anderson) is mentioned as being the leader of Baywatch's Hawaii Team. The final few seasons of the TV show were set in Hawaii.
  • Those Two Bad Guys: Leeds has two main henchman who do most of her bidding.
  • Trailers Always Spoil: Some trailers show Mitch blowing Leeds up with a Roman candle.
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Or in this case girlfriend as the insanely hot CJ genuinely is attracted to the goofy yet endearing Ronnie.
  • X Meets Y: In-universe. Matt is one of the greatest swimmers in the world, and is described as "like if a human fucked a jet-ski."