''*batteries not included'' is a 1987 film produced by Creator/StevenSpielberg but actually directed by Matthew Robbins.

The inhabitants of an old apartment building, under threat from unscrupulous developers, are visited by mysterious mechanical creatures resembling tiny flying saucer machines. The appearance of the living machines, later called "The Fix-Its", make life easier for everyone. They go about restoring the (recently trashed) cafe, fixing the tenants' belongings, and bringing the residents together.

The story was originally pitched as an episode of Spielberg's TV series ''Series/AmazingStories'' before he decided to develop it as a feature film.

The title is a play on [[UsefulNotes/BatteriesNotIncluded "Batteries not included"]], a common disclaimer on electronic toys such as the Fix-Its resemble.

!!This film provides examples of:

* AndroclesLion: The characters' kindness to the Fix-Its is repaid when [[spoiler:thousands of Fix-Its show up and repair the apartment building]].
* TheAllegedHouse: The plot of revolves around the villains trying to tear down the old apartment, but from the state of it, they may as well have just waited for it to fall down. [[spoiler:Fortunately, the [[InnocentAliens Fix-Its]] end up restoring it as good (or maybe better) than new.]]
* AllThereInTheScript: While never stated onscreen, the Fix-Its do have names. The adult Fix-Its are called Kilowatt and Carmen.
* AmusingInjuries: Both Mason and Carlos get electrocuted when they try to enter the Fix-Its den on the roof, with hair standing on end, covered in soot and smoking. Both men are perfectly fine by their next scene.
* ArmorPiercingResponse: After Harry violently ejects Carlos from the building, Faye is screaming for them to leave him alone, thinking he is her son Bobby. Frank tries to explain to her that he's not their son, but she returns with a tirade about how Frank was always too hard on him and he's buying that car to "get away from you." Frank's face shows that [[spoiler:he realizes his wife has blamed him for their son's death all these years.]]
* BondOneLiner: "I'll take door number one."
* BuzzingTheDeck: At the end Harry has Little Guy and won't let him go, and the parents keep zipping over their heads until he does.
* ChekhovsGun: Harry trains Little Guy to fly into his pocket when he blows a dog whistle. [[spoiler: He uses the whistle to find Flotsam, Jetsam and Little Guy after Carlos scares them away.]]
* ChildhoodMemoryDemolitionTeam: The developers trying to knock down the apartment building, where some of the residents have lived their entire lives.
* CloudCuckoolander: Faye is obviously suffering from advanced dementia or possibly Alzheimer's. Or maybe a memory block as a result from shock of Bobby's death.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Mr. Lacey and his toady.
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: Everyone assumes that Faye scattering nuts and bolts like bird seeds was just another one of her memory episodes. That is, until the Fix-Its show themselves.
* CurbstompBattle:
** Carlos vs Larry, complete with PunchPunchPunchUhOh. Don't mess with a former boxer.
** Carlos himself gives quite a beating to Lacey's replacement goon, first for [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou butting into his business]], and then finding out [[EvenEvilHasStandards he set the place alight with people still inside]] and won't go back to undo it. The goon has to feign a serious injury to distract Carlos when it starts turning into a near literal curb stomp.
* CuteMachines: The visitors.
* DeadPersonImpersonation: Played for drama. Faye has been mistaking Carlos for her son Bobby through the entire film. [[spoiler:He plays into her delusion to try and coax her out of the burning building. His mistake comes when he tells her he wants her to come outside and see his new car, which triggers Faye's memory about how her son died and she realizes he's not Bobby and locks herself in another room.]]
** The next day, [[spoiler: when Carlos comes to see Faye in the hospital, Frank (not knowing what happened between them) tries to make her happy by telling her Bobby has come.]]. She just breaks down crying.
* DirtyCoward: [[spoiler:The arsonist sent to burn the building. When they realize Faye is still inside, Carlos orders him to go inside and stop the bomb. When he refuses, Carlos starts to rough him up until he agrees. He then starts screaming that Carlos broke his leg and he will have to go defuse the bomb himself. As soon as Carlos darts inside the building, he runs to his car and drives off, perfectly fine.]]
* DisappearedDad: Hector to Marisa's baby, who takes off for Chicago, even though she is due any time.
* DramaticAlienVTOL: With [[spoiler:an army of "Fix-Its"]]
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Even though he's a hired thug, Carlos is bothered by Lacey's willingness to burn down the apartment, especially when there are people still inside.
* FirstContact
* FlyingSaucer: A whole lot of little saucers anyway.
* GentleGiant: Harry
* HeelFaceTurn: Carlos. He fully redeems himself when he [[spoiler: charges headlong into the burning tenement building to rescue Faye]].
* HeelRealization: Lacey mocks Carlos that he was already willing to do some awful things before, so why should ''this'' act bother him? This leads Carlos to re-evaluate.
* HigherTechSpecies: The "Fix-Its"
* IdiotBall: Carlos has two minutes before [[spoiler: the bomb goes off.]] He wastes it trying to coax Faye out of the building. Only when he realizes it's not going to work, he makes a mad dash for [[spoiler:the bomb, and is a few seconds too late.]]
* InnocentAliens: The "Fix-Its"
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Carlos. Mixes with HeelFaceTurn and EvenEvilHasStandards: [[spoiler:Carlos risks his own life to enter the burning tenement and rescue Faye after Lacey's goon sets it alight with her still inside.]]
* KarmaHoudini: Mr. Lacey tries bribery, intimidation, vandalism [[spoiler:and eventually arson]] to get the tenants out. He is never caught or punished for these acts [[spoiler:and in the end he builds his project with only a minor adjustment made to save the building]]. The only one to get any retribution is the underling charged with evicting the residents, whom Lacey fires.
* MechanicalLifeforms: The visitors can eat scrap metal and use it to build accessories for themselves, or even baby robots.
* MagicalNegro: Harry
* MrFanservice: Mason
* PredatoryBusiness: The company trying to demolish the apartment building.
* PunchClockVillain: Lacey's construction workers are shown to be a standup crowd just doing their jobs, stopping in to have a meal at the cafe and [[spoiler:refusing to move in on the apartment rubble until a HeroicBSOD Harry moves from what's left of the front steps]]. One even openly mocks Lacey's goons when [[spoiler: The building is miraculously fixed and the tenants have won.]]
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: Carlos, attempts a flurry of punches to Harry's midsection to no avail. A bad idea, considering that Harry was already more than a little upset about Carlos shoving him down a flight of stairs earlier. Harry flashes Carlos a satisfied grin just before knocking the crap out of him and tossing him out the front door.
* TheQuietOne: Harry speaks very seldom. When he does, he's watched so much T.V. that he speaks in commercial catch phrases.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: While it's never made clear if he could actually ''do'' anything to a human, Kilowatt's normally yellow eyes/optics go bright red when he's suspicious and/or angry, and the effect is very unnerving after his light-hearted and amusing scenes earlier.
* ReformedButRejected: DownplayedTrope. [[spoiler:In the end, even though Frank seems to understand what Carlos did for them and holds no grudge, Faye only bursts into tears when he visits her in the hospital, having come to terms with the reality that he's not Bobby. Carlos throws the flowers he brought her in the garbage as he walks away.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Though mechanical, the baby Fix-Its definitely qualify.
* SavingTheOrphanage: An elderly couple, a pregnant woman, a starving artist and a former boxer who mainly communicates through ad slogans are trying to keep the tenements they call home from being demolished by a greedy land developer. Obviously, [[Film/Breakin2ElectricBoogaloo none of them can breakdance]], so they ''really'' need a miracle.
* ShoutOut: To ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial''.
* SpeaksInShoutOuts: Harry.
* SpicyLatina: Shy, quiet Marisa subverts this trope, although she ''will'' let you know when she's upset or angered.
* ThoroughlyMistakenIdentity: The elderly and possibly senile Faye persists in addressing Carlos by the name of her [[spoiler:dead]] son.
* TitleDrop: Harry does it when the last of the baby robots emerges "stillborn."
* VillainousGentrification: Much of the plot revolved around a large corporation's efforts to remove the tenants of a small apartment building so they could build a small skyscraper.