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People go up river, big snake is very hungry. Guess what happens.
—The NZ Listener's twelve-word review of Anaconda
Anaconda is a 1997 monster movie with an All-Star Cast ranging from Owen Wilson to Jon Voight to Jennifer Lopez to Ice Cube on the hunt (in their own various ways) for the eponymous giant snake. Largely notable for Jon Voight as Paul Sarone, chewing up scenery with a far greater appetite than any serpent could muster.There were three sequels which oddly enough Arc Welded itself across three movies:
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004): Which had a company sending a team into Borneo to find a flower that was supposedly the fountain of youth. Not surprisingly they have to contend with the numerous anacondas to get it.
Anaconda 3: The Offspring (2008): In which one of the anacondas was captured and experimented on to find out its longevity. It escapes, breaks out its mate and goes on a rampage (made more deadly due to the fact that these anacondas have spear tails from the experiments...no we're not making that up) some mercenaries are sent to get it back. Notable for staring David Hassleholf
Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009): Which continues where 3 left off. The offspring of the previous anaconda is found and used to help make the flower. The anaconda breaks out once again while the employer from the last movie sends more mercenaries after the scientist who took the anaconda for his own to get the fountain of youth serum. All the while a previous character from the last movie is looking to destroy it. Yeah its just as confusing and convoluted as it sounds. Oh the snake can regenerate in this one.
The latter two movies were direct-to-video, and all three sequels are considered worse than the original. A fourth sequel which will also be a crossover with Lake Placid will be released in 2014."Starred" in a RiffTrax Live show on October 30, 2014.
They don't eat multiple preys the size of a human being one after the other. After consuming a meal like that (which can take hours), the snake will find a secure location where it will remain immobile for months to digest its food. (Though the film may be playing that straight since there's more than one anaconda.)
They certainly don't regurgitate their prey just so they can hunt again out of sheer sadism. They sometimes do this for safety purposes, such as when they're threatened by a predator and they can't afford to be lethargic by having such a big meal in their stomach.
The Amazon: Despite its authentic Portuguese cursing ("filho da..."), infamous for its upward waterfall — although it could be an optical illusion. However, the whole waterfall thing is a crock.
Badass: Sarone is just so efficient that you know he has a point when he says that they won't survive in the jungle without him. And against the snakes it's more or less a draw. The anaconda(s) needed help from the heroes.
Better to Die Than Be Killed: Danny Trejo's nameless poacher in the opening is attacked by an Anaconda intent on eating him. When it corners him at the top of the boat's mast, he shoots himself to prevent it from digesting him alive.
Big Bad Ensemble: The Anaconda would be the most logical choice as the main villain and kills the most people, but Sarone manipulated everyone to capture the snake and murdered a fair number of people for profit himself.
Big Damn Heroes: The team leader is knocked unconscious by a poisonous wasp near the beginning of the film and remains in bed for much of the remainder. He eventually reappears to fight off Paul Sarone, who was about to kill the others for costing him to the Anaconda's prize by killing it.
Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: Sarone set up one of his partners to die (as seen in the prologue, but we don't learn this til later), then cheerfully betrays his other original partner. The people on the boat? Them, too.
Cruel and Unusual Death: The Anaconda's killing method is downright horriffic; Reptiles Are Abhorrent is certainly at play here. Dying at its hands according to one expert involves being constricted by the snake's coils so hard that eventually your bones break and your veins burst. That's if you're lucky. You might also survive, only to be Eaten Alive afterwards, to be slowly digested or spit out again.
Daylight Horror: In the second half of the movie, the Anaconda repeatedly attacks in broad daylight, devouring still-living people whole.
Dead Star Walking: An odd variation. Despite Eric Stoltz getting fourth billing and (at least at the time of release) being the movie's best-known actor after Jon Voight, Steven gets taken out of action fairly early on, and while he technically survives until the end, he has so little impact on the rest of the plot that he might as well have been killed.
Determinator: Paul Sarone has one objective on his mind: capture an Anaconda and sell it to a rich buyer. He'll do anything and sacrifice anyone to achieve that goal, even after he's presumed dead.
Didn't Think This Through: Even if Sarone had caught the snake there was no way he could have kept it alive and transported it.
Due to the Dead: Subverted. Sarone was a former priest, so he holds a eulogy for a recently deceased crew member after the Anaconda devoured him in front of everyone. However, his prayer is so half-hearted and insincere that he just comes off as a prick instead, especially since Sarone is directly responsible for the guy's death and his weeping girlfriend is sitting right next to him.
Dwindling Party: The cast gets picked off by the Anaconda one by one. It turns out that Sarone had set this up from the start; the crew were his bait for the snake all along.
Eaten Alive: Rather contrary to how real Anacondas behave, the one in this film seems to eat its prey still living after constricting them for a short while. One of the victims even gets spit out and has just enough energy left to wink at the heroine.
Evil Poacher: Paul Sarone is a Paraguayan former priest who decided to become a snake poacher in the Amazon instead, capturing them for rich clients. It's revealed that he's been manipulating the whole crew from the beginning and was using them to capture the Anaconda.
Face Death with Dignity: Subverted. The tied-up Sarone is about to be murdered by a vengeful Denise because he let the Anaconda eat her boyfriend, and he seems willing to accept his impending death and gives her some advice on never looking your victim in the eye. He's just using it to catch her off-guard and strangle her with his thighs.
Fanservice: Very early on in the movie, there is a scene of Jennifer Lopez in a see-through slip with nothing on underneath.
For the Evulz: The opening scroll implies that the Anaconda itself is sadistic, as it regurgitates its prey just for the pleasure of hunting and killing something again. It actually does this in the climax with one unlucky guy, and the victim is still alive after having been devoured.
Graceful Loser: Oddly, Sarone after he's been eaten. He engages in some friendly Gallows Humor when the anaconda regurgitates him for a moment, winking at the protagonists.
Hazardous Water: The Amazon water is downright lethal; besides a giant man-eating reptile making it hazardous to even move in, the characters also mention various other nasties that could attack a swimmer like parasitic fish and poisonous wasps.
Gary: There's something down there. Sarone: I know. Gary: No, I really mean it. Sarone:I really mean it too.
Hoist by His Own Petard: After Sarone tries to feed a bunch of people to the biggest Anaconda to capture it, the Anaconda escapes from its restraints and pursues him instead, eating him whole.
Honey Trap: Terri tries one of these on the manipulative Sarone, who by then has pretty much taken over the whole expedition. Double Subverted, as it's so obvious (she has shown nothing but contempt for him up to that point) that Sarone knows immediately that they're trying to distract him to knock him out. He catches them and kisses her anyway, but gets knocked out by a second guy he didn't foresee.
Played straight in the opening, with the Anaconda pursuing Danny Trejo's nameless character around his boat shown from its own POV.
Played with in a later scene, as the looming creature coming after Owen Wilson and Kari Wuhrer turns out to be a wild boar, not the snake. She'd turn up later.
Instant Drama, Just Add Tracheotomy: The team leader puts on some scuba gear and gets in the water to fix the motor, but is stung by a poisonous wasp which blocks his throat. He's quickly hoisted back on board and saved by Sarone, who performs an improptu tracheotomy. It's later revealed that he staged the entire incident to manipulate the crew to follow him to the Anaconda's feeding grounds and serve as bait.
Kill It with Fire: In the climax, they try to kill the largest Anaconda by setting it on fire after it's trapped in a factory pipe. This ends in a bit of Infernal Retaliation as it still goes after them while it's on fire before it slinks away in the water. Even that doesn't kill it, and it takes a pick-axe to the skull for the Anaconda to ultimately die.
Large Ham: Jon Voight. Oh, god, Jon Voight. Let's just say, he's the main reason to watch this movie. By far.
MacGuffin: The objective of the expedition is to film a documentary about a native tribe. They're not seen until the very end, and are about as interchangeable as a pot of gold.
Male Gaze: Sarone's, er, lustful?, glances at Terri will freeze your blood. He's that creepy.
Mouth Cam: Sarone eventually meets his end to one of these as the Anaconda eats him alive.
The Mutiny: The crew eventually figures out what Sarone's up to. He quickly nips this in the bud by presenting a gun and later bitchslapping Westridge around when he shows even a hint of insubordination, but he is successfully overthrown in a later attempt.
Nice Job Breakingit Hero: Denise, when about to execute a tied up Sarone, supplies him with the knife to escape when he gets the drop on her and kills her.
The Nineties: Painfully apparent with female cast members' looks: dark plum lip-stick combined with overly-pale foundation, dry, frizzy hair (dyed red hair with a blonde fringe a la Geri Halliwell), big blousey shirts and shorts etc.
Noisy Nature: The Anaconda on occasion hisses, but if injured or in pursuit of our heroes, it will squeal and wail.
Nothing Is Scarier: In the opening, the Anaconda attacks a nameless poacher who was piloting a boat full of captured animals before he kills himself. When the expedition later runs into his boat, it's completely empty with not a sign of life. They investigate, only for nothing to happen until a guy who got lost is picked off without anyone but Sarone noticing.
Obviously Evil: Paul Sarone is a creepy, suspicious guy from the start and awfully handy with killing things, but no one suspects him of any ulterior motives until he's already put himself in charge. Jon Voight does everything but cackle with an Evil Laugh or twirl a mustache.
"You brought that snake... you brought the devil!"
River of Insanity: The search for the Amazonian tribe doesn't go quite as planned....
Sinister Minister: Sarone mentions that he was a priest before he decided to become an Evil Poacher. He claims he wasn't even bad at his job, he just wanted to "explore the world"... which apparently involves catching giant, man-eating snakes and feeding people to them.
Smug Snake: Paul Sarone. In addition to being a Manipulative Bastard, you could probably count the times that smug smile leaves his face on one hand. If you were missing a thumb.
Super-Persistent Predator: The Anaconda seems to find man the tastiest meal, with its feeding grounds even scattered with the dusty remains of human bone. Sarone proves himself to be just as determined to catch the Anaconda, using anyone he can as bait.
Tail Slap: Too many examples to count. Suffice it to say, the Anaconda uses its tail as a primary weapon almost constantly.
Up to Eleven: After having managed to kill the first one, the second anaconda they encounter (at the abondoned factory) is even bigger than the already enormous first snake.
We Can Rule Together: Sarone suggest to Owen Wilson's character that they should become partners so he can help him catch the Anaconda. Wilson looks forward to getting rich off it and filming the whole thing. He gets bitten for his troubles, with Sarone sacrificing him without a second care.
You and What Army?: During a verbal spat between Ice Cube's character and Westridge, the latter makes this retort after Cube told him he could kill him without breaking a sweat. Cube just counter-replies with Your Mom.
Dying Moment of Awesome: Humorously subverted by one of the characters. The giant snake is bearing down on him and bullets won't stop it, so be pulls the pins out of two grenades and screams, expecting the snake to swallow him and explode....but it just slithers away instead, leaving him to explode by himself.