Film: Adventures In Babysitting aka: Adventures In Baby Sitting
It was just a simple babysitting job, Gone Horribly Wrong.Chris Parker's boyfriend can't make it to their date that night, so with nothing else to do, she babysits the Anderson's children Sara and Brad.Then Chris' friend, Brenda, calls in a panic about running away from home but then changing her mind and asking Chris to pick her up. Chris can't leave her charges behind, so she takes them and Brad's friend Daryl along with her. She gets a flat on the highway, then realizes she forgot her purse. Things just get more crazy from there.Chris Columbus' directing debut, this film was the first PG-13 film released by Disney (albeit under the Touchstone Pictures studio name, to avoid the association with strictly family content).
This Film Provides Examples Of:
Avoid The Dreaded G Rating: A MacGuffin being a Playboy, where Chris is the spitting image of the centerfold, some borderline offensive jokes and a Wild Teen Party would be enough, but a couple quick exchanges of the F word were enough to get that PG-13. Though they did have to cut out another scene to keep the rating (see below).
Bastard Boyfriend: Mike. Not abusive, but cold and unfaithful toward a girl who was willing to dance and lip-sync her way through an entire doo-wop song at the prospect of their anniversary date. (And who evidently resembled a Playboy centerfold.)
Blind Mistake: Brenda, stranded in a bus station without her glasses, pets a huge rat thinking it's a lost cat.
Broken Pedestal: Sara is heartbroken when Mr. Dawson (who looks exactly like Thor, her hero) turns out to be a Jerk Ass and won't let them have the car because they're $5 short. Good thing he turns out be a Jerk with a Heart of Gold instead
Chekhov's Gag: "Stray Dog." Also, Daryl loses the Playboy he presumably stole from his dad. Also "Nobody leaves this place without singin' the Blues." Also... actually, it would probably be quicker to list the gags that aren't Chekhov's Gags.
The City Narrows: the bus station, where Brenda saw three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants, a homeless man who lives in the telephone booth she's trying to use, and a guy who keeps showing her his gun.
I Can Explain: Yup, Chris's boyfriend was NOT doing what he claimed he was. He was with another girl. Although, he doesn't even try to explain. He just doesn't care. Chris dumps him, and ends up with a different guy by the end.
Offscreen Inertia: Although it can be presumed the police eventually brought him back in and arrested him, at the end of the movie the gangster who climbed out on the side of the Smurfit-Stone building to get Sara and the Playboy is shown still out there, clinging to the glass in terror...
Precision F-Strike: Two in two successive lines, resulting in the movie's PG-13 rating. See above.
Pretty Fly for a White Guy: The suburban white kids wow the cynical inner-city black audience with their improvised blues song. Though maybe they're just getting props for working under duress (what, exactly, happens to those who refuse to comply with the order to sing the blues?).
Pretty in Mink: A teenage runaway in a white fur jacket, Mrs. Anderson has a black mink coat, and Chris uses a full-length coat with a huge collar to sneak into the office party the Andersons are attending.
A Simple Plan: All Chris is trying to do is drive herself and the kids into the city, pick Brenda up, and drive back.
Throw It In: During the scene where Brenda tries to buy a hot dog, the vendor improvised the line "Then I don't have a fucking weiner!" The director thought it was hilarious, but the executives told him to take it out of the theatrical release to keep it PG-13.
Vendor: Look, you slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner.
Brenda: But I don't have any cash!
Vendor: Then I don't have a weiner!
Also the song they improvise to get off the stage.
Trailers Always Spoil: The trailer pretty much walked the viewer through the film's main events, including the climax at the Smurfit-Stone building, then actually showed the parents returning home and Chris sitting on the couch, safe and sound. "Any problems?" they ask, to which she casually responds, "No, not really.". Kinda destroys the tension.
Urban Legend: Chris is telling one to the kids while heading to the bus station. About the guy with the hook. Guess what the helpful tow truck driver who rescues them a few minutes later is sporting.
Worst Aid: CHRIS PULLED THE KNIFE OUT OF BRAD'S FOOT! (Okay, it was a toe, the wound only required a single stitch, and she pulled the knife out not in an effort at first aid but in order to defend him and herself from a gang. But the scare where the ER doc confused them for asking about a different patient and told him "their friend" was dead, when Brad was actually just fine, may have been a bit karmic).