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Fanfic Recs: Harry Potter Humor Crack

Proof that the remaining 10% is worth going mad from laughter for here.

These are recommendations made by Tropers for Harry Potter Crack Fic and Humor fanfic, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. Feel free to add a fanfic of your own to the list, but remember to use the template found here.

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Dear Tom by Bobmin
  • Recommended by Looney Toons, Dor, Twilight Shimmer, feral
  • Synopsis: In the summer after the events of Order of the Phoenix, the Order's interception of Harry's mail reveals he is corresponding with Voldemort, and that Harry is starting to see things the Dark Lord's way.
  • Comments: Amusing short with a twist at the end. The Order's growing panic — and efforts at damage control — are especially fun.
  • Status: Oneshot
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  • Roadkill by Piper Julian
    • Recommended by Tropers/theAdeptRogue, feral, Y.S. Jennis
    • Synopsis: Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
    • Comments: How a hilarious accident involving a bus brought Voldemort down. Ignores book 6 & 7.
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  • The Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss. Also available on Fanfiction.net.
    • Recommended by Seanette, Scifantasy, Jefepato, Chuckg, Dor, Seraviel, Lost Lenore, force42, LifeShouldBeAMusical
    • Synopsis: This is made up of "m-mails" exchanged among characters. Fred and George managed to put their teammates in a very embarrassing situation, and their responses are, to put it mildly, interesting.
    • Comments: This is utterly hilarious. Original Flavor, with a twist. There used to be a "news story" wrapping it up, but I can't find it online anywhere. Would anyone else know where Chapter 10 can be found?
    • Seconded by Scifantasy: Here is chapter 10. No sign of the photoshopped-blue Fred and George, though.
      • Thirded by Ack Sed. Funniest fanfic ever. If the mentions of the bets on the Golden Snitches don't make you laugh, Harry's taunting of "Moldymort" or the glamour calendar will. Aaand it's in-character, too, except when it's funnier.
        • Fourthed by Jefepato. I read the concept and thought this was going to be stupid and oh god I can't stop laughing.
        • Fifthed by PhoenixFTW ... I can't stop laughing. It's amazing... 13 cm...
    • Roo: Sorry, but I just can't see that this is as hilarious as everyone says. I actually find it a very strong contender for Most Overrated Fic, maybe because of the huge OOC behavior of so many characters, especially Harry and Voldemort. I don't mind a bit of twisting/exaggeration of characters for comic effect, but Smug!Harry always rubs me the wrong way.
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  • Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz by Kaku no Mono
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  • Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness, by Christine Morgan (Crack Fic)
    • Recommended by Ronfar, Unclouded TJ, Medicus, Mariecat, MKGR, feral
    • Synopsis: Stephen Colbert becomes the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts.
    • Comments: It's not particularly long and doesn't have any real plot, but it's good for a few laughs.
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  • Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by Drakensis
    • Recommended by: Looney Toons, Sheaman3773, force42, feral
    • Synopsis: In Harry Potter's seventh year, Minerva McGonagall stumbles across a strange ceremony on the roof of Hogwarts that employs the Goblet of Fire.
    • Comments: One of the occasionally infuriating things about the Harry Potter books is that there are so many canon loopholes through which a sufficiently clever witch or wizard might have managed to defeat Voldemort long before he returned as a credible threat. This clever and amusing short lays out one such way, supported completely by canon, that Voldemort might have easily been neutralized.
      • Seconded by Bulbaquil — such a simple thing, too.
      • Shay Guy: Amusing, if trivially easy to think of reasons for it not working. Like, say, Voldemort no longer being a student.
      • Or there being no proof that the Goblet of Fire do that in particular to him.
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  • All the Dementors of Azkaban by Lifewriter
    • Recommended by Comartemis, Seraviel, boonerunner, force42, SteakAddictsAnonymous, Fenro
    • Synopsis: Luna Lovegood gets a one-way ticket to Azkaban for her role in opening the Chamber of Secrets. When Fudge refuses to release her, Harry takes matters into his own hands... by moving into the cell next door. Crack ensues.
    • Comments: Probably the only Azkaban fic this troper will ever recommend, because its very existence makes a mockery of all "Harry gets sent to Azkaban" fics everywhere. Highlights include Harry taking history lessons from the inmates, Luna getting her hands on the Elder Wand, and Saturday night poker tournaments with the Dementors.
      • Seconded by Kereea. My favorite part was either the poker nights, or how, because of the poker nights, the Death Eaters start worshiping Neville as their new master.
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  • Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot
    • Recommended by VortexRyder, Looney Toons, boonerunner
    • Synopsis: Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren. Dumbledore dedicates himself to tasting lemon pops to bring down a diabetic Voldemort. Snape is regularly violated and force fed copious amounts of yogurt at St. Mungo's psychiatric wing. Meanwhile, a Seer Luna indignant at not being ravished by their would-be-thieves spends her days desperately trying to turn the fic into a Harry/Hermione/Luna fic..
    • Comments: Like most other works by the Blot, this is a cracktastic cascade of craziness, growing inexorably from a few reasonable-sounding deviations from canon that send you off into unexplored comedic territory before you realize what you've done in accepting them. Full of fun little bits, such as Harry and Hermione setting themselves up as their own mortal enemies.
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  • The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina
    • Recommended by tenderlumpling, Fenro
    • Synopsis: Severus Snape falls into a vat of chemicals... And survives. But he has one problem: His new, nuclear nose smells everything, driving him to compulsively clean Hogwarts and every other dwelling he enters. While cleaning the Riddle house, he discovers a very unpleasant surprise about himself. Hilarity Ensues.
    • Comments: Severus Snape, Master and Commander... of Squirrels. That is all.
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  • A Black Comedy by nonjon
    • Recommended by Fellownerd, Seraviel, Sheaman3773, force42, Twilight Shimmer, abcdz, feral, Kogut, Blaziken386
    • Synopsis: The summery summs is up nicly "Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies."
    • Comments: Anything by nonjon is pure crack genius
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  • Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards
    • Recommended by Unclouded TJ
    • Synopsis: Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
    • Comments:
      • The Blood Sharpie: Sure, it's crack, and yes, it's an rather intriguing premise, but the fic itself reads more like a story outline than an actual story. What took a whole book in canon is glossed over in about five minutes here. Good for a laugh, but don't read this looking for something engaging.
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  • Voldemort and His Complicated Plans by Dink
    • Recommended by Seven Of Diamonds
    • Synopsis: Deleted scenes from Goblet of Fire detailing why Voldemort went with such a convoluted plan when there were simpler options available.
    • Comments: The author takes the canon image of Voldemort as a scaly baby with a high pitched voice to its full comedic potential. Also, one of the more likable portrayals of Peter Pettigrew.
      • This story is a chapter in a larger series, titled The Harry Potter Code, which can be found here. The chapters have different names here than on the forum, for example Voldemort and His Complicated Plans is titled Questions Questions Questions Spoons.
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  • Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy 77.
    • Recommended by Raxis.
    • Synopsis: A parody story that goes far beyond crazy, stretching it to a breaking point and bringing it full circle.
    • Comments: Words can't describe how hilarious this story is, but this troper will try anyway. This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequal, Dumbledore likes to be Game Boy Advances! And that's just the start.
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  • Made With Our Love, by Marauder The Slash Nymph
    • Recommended by sauronlulz, Darkaros, force42, feral
    • Synopsis: Harry knows what he has to do: tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
    • Commentary: Short but hilarious sendup of mpreg fic.
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  • Harry Potter & the Amorae Potion, by Jiffer
    • Recommended by Khym Chanur
    • NOTE: Abandoned story.
    • Synopsis: Harry accidentally drinks an inverted love potion: rather than making him fall in love with the first girl he sees, it makes any girl who sees Harry fall in love with him. Hilarity Ensues.
    • Commentary: The story is basically just Harry fleeing from his rapidly expanding Unwanted Harem. Graduates from mere silly comedy to crackfic when Moaning Myrtle tries to use Muggle firearms to kill Harry.
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  • The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d and Joshua The Evil Guy
    • Recommended by Jonathan SCE, Darkaros, Looney Toons
    • Pairing: Harry Potter / Luna Lovegood, Susan Bones, Tracey Davis, Pansy Parkinson, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Daphne Greengrass, Gabrielle Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Moaning Myrtle, Katie Bell, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott and Hermione Granger
    • Synopsis: A Harem/Contract fic. Taking place during Harry’s sixth year with almost none of the plot of the book, Harry wins four indentured servants in a poker game due to some of the players betting themselves. One of whom was not even there because of Draco betting Pansy due to a Life Debt. Very clean, some innuendo and language.
    • Comments: And it does not stop there, because after the poker game Harry gets more girls due to: two more Life Debts (which result in a slave contact), not paying attention to what they are signing, purposely cutting their ties to their family, claim to the Black inheritance, bringing a ghost back to life, a curse item, and to become the Leader of all Magic. The girls don’t mind being attached to Harry, though. He also learns Egyptian, Sumerian and Indian Magic, turns the Chamber of Secrets into living quarters with a "holosuite", and creates a Magical AI (MI). Very well done story, taking in the feelings of each of the characters into account.
      • Darkaros: Warning, judging from reviews on FF.Net, people who have played poker before or care about details will want to skip the actual poker section. Very well written, but anyone who cannot tolerate wish fullfillment will want to avoid like a plague.
      • The relationships between the members of the harem/family/thing are well written, and it's entertaining to see the apparent rule of "one new girl per day" through the story and the characters' reactions to it, but the 'serious' bits have a really grating Harry as God-Mode Sue. Somewhat enjoyable, but only if you can hold your breath.
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  • Harry Potter and Some Sorcerers Rock by Silvver Phoenix (previously Silver Phoenix25)
    • Recommended by Rozzy
    • Synopsis: A one-shot parody of Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone. In the words of the author: "I'm insane, as is my writing. You have been warned."
    • Comments: This fic is okay on it's own, but the sequels (Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Cabana and Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire) are some of the funniest and craziest fanfics I've ever read—and I first read them a long time ago. The sequels were taken off fanfiction.net due to gratuitous (and hilarious) celebrity cameos, but can be found in all their glory at Silvver Phoenix's website. Highlights include Gangster!Twins Lil' Fred and Big G, Harry temporarily joining the Spice Girls and John Stamos being trapped under an overturned laundry basket.
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  • Pledges by Amireal.
    • Recommended by lastcrazyhorn
    • Pairings: Snape/Harry
    • Synopsis: Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. Complete Fic.
    • Comments: This fic is crazy fun. Harry accidentally pledges himself to Severus with an old engagement spell that results in many hilarious encounters where they are almost literally unable to keep their hands off one another. On one hand, they really can't stand each other (at least at first), but because of the spell, they can't stay away from one another without going crazy. An example of Aliens Made Them Do It.
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  • The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley, Girl Slasher! by nextgen_mod
    • Recommended by jakelikescheddar
    • Synopsis: Rose Weasley discovers the Internet, and immediately commences Shipping. The tale of one Yaoi Fangirl's attempts to break through the Wizarding World's homophobia and get the rest of her compatriots to recognise how happy they'd be if they accepted the One True Pairings.
    • Comments: A stunningly precise skewer is delivered to all aspects of Slash Fic in the HP fandom, featuring plenty of Cringe Comedy and deadpan delivery.
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  • Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot
    • Recommended by: Oracle Seven, jaimeastorga2000, force42, Looney Toons
    • Synopsis: Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
    • Comments: This is clearly the source from which all of author's best work springs forth. Every chapter features something new and even more hilarious than the previous chapters - aside from the odd serious idea or a revision of a previous idea. While it's generally written in a very rough style, that doesn't detract from the entertainment value at all. As of this writing, it's one hundred and forty-six chapters long - and still growing!
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  • A Little Light Reading By Dullastacks
    • Recommended by Shimmer712, force42
    • Synopsis: Snape reads the first Harry Potter and sets about fixing things.
    • Comments: I love the remarks Snape makes while reading.
      • The Blood Sharpie: A very good story, and one that lends itself to credibility by way of a plot in the "outside" world as well as the bolded text that Snape is reading. While it's not that hard to skip everything but Snape making snarky comments at the book, the "outside" plot gets its Cerebus moment with the "inside" world sentence "Harry was used to spiders, because the cupboard under the stairs was full of them, and that was where he slept."
      • Dead Fic now, sadly. The author has, due to a contract with a publishing company, Stopped writing Fanfic (though someone seems to have archived all of it, despite the author's attempt to remove it).
      • Now downloadable as a Word Document.
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  • Ho Mione Grunger by cyberwulf
    • Recommended by Goodwrench, Y.S. Jennis
    • Synopsis: Liek, 'Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!1111 if u dont like DONT READ U MEANIEEEES!11111 i'll only write more if i get enuff REVIEWS!111111. Yeah, it's totally unreadable.
    • Comments: Best Harry Potter parody I've ever read. Truly dire Goth Hermione.
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  • Hogwarts In Season by HRT
    • Recommended by Goodwrench
    • Synopsis: Marauder fic. James, Sirius, and Peter notice a series of odd events that occur in Remus' vicinity and turn detective to discover what the heck is going on.
    • Comments: Very nutty and whimsical. First-year Marauder fic at its goofiest.
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  • How The Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort by Marauder
    • Recommended by Lost Lenore, Fenro
    • Synopsis: Hermione has given Harry an idea on how to defeat Voldemort, but the boa constrictor isn't convinced... Short oneshot.
    • Comments: The first line is rather amusing, and the plan is rather amazing. Pity it doesn't work.
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  • Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg
    • Recommended by Goodwrench
    • Synopsis: A new Physical Education teacher arrives at Hogwarts.
    • Comments: As Joseph Conrad put it, "The horror, the horror."
      • Just to give everyone an idea... Wade Wilson.
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  • The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish
    • Recommended by greeneyesrock, force42, Fenro, bhadratheboss
    • Synopsis: After Snape dies, his ghost is sent back to haunt the Potter family. The true story of how the Potter children got their names.
    • Comments: Absolutely hilarious. Complete crack, done extremely well.
      • bhadratheboss: Really well done and funny. :D
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  • The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8
    • Recommended by belton180, Unclouded TJ, feral
    • Synopsis: Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
    • Note: Last updated in 2010
    • Comments: AU where Harry learns to become a thief. Funny parts include Harry stealing the Sorting Hat, Quirrell sneaking the troll in after the feast, the reveal of Harry's Animagus form and more.
      • The grammar is bad, though. It's not So Bad, It's Good level grammatical error, but there are many, many small ones all over the fic, so if that bothers you then this may not be the fic for you.
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  • The Varying Degrees of Smackitude by Rusty Halos
    • Recomended by desirdesir
    • Synopsis: In the words of the author, "When Sirius Black finally fell in love, it wasn't a cliché. It wasn't with an Innocent Virgin, a Childhood Friend, a Fangirl, His Best Mate's Sister, an Undiscovered Beauty, a Sworn Enemy, or Lily's Best Friend. It wasn't earth-shattering, heart-stopping, or time-slowing. It wasn't perfect, and it definitely was not a fairytale. In fact, he possibly would never have known if it hadn't quite literally smacked him cross the face. Slytherins 'spontaneously' combust, McGonagall becomes a Muggle stripper, James forces Lily to be Seeker in exchange for anything she wants." A Marauders fic set in sixth year with exploding nuts, off-color humor, and general crackiness. There isn't much in the way of plot—you can tell from the very beginning that it's all humor with a side of fluff and some angst. The appeal is all in the fun and the surprising depth of emotion.
    • Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/Sarcasm
    • Comments: This *is* a fic with an OC as the main narrator. With this knowledge, I went into it accepting that it was probably going to be a waste of time. However, it ended up being quite a diamond in the rough. I've never heard of this author before, and s/he seems to be unknown, but they write with an appealing familiarity with the universe—lots of gags involving obscure pieces of Zonkos trickery and such. The OC is beautifully fleshed out, and I ended up liking her more than I usually like OCs. Not a Mary Sue, and very funny and a good counterpart to the other main characters. The light-hearted banter and outrageously funny, impossible situations is what makes this fic worth reading. You can see the resolution coming a mile away, but the journey is definitely the best part. Sirius is characterized as atrocious and brash (the fic opens with him snogging a girl in a broom-closet, a girl whose name he just can't remember), the OC (his love interest) is definitely more of the same, and the other Marauders are hovering about in the background like so much flotsam and jetsam to their antics. However, there is enough emotional angst and growing pain to temper the more ridiculous aspects. I ended up amused and sometimes laughed outright.
      • bhadratheboss: It's incomplete, though.
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  • Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish
    • Recommended by RealityPhobia, force42, amatakamata
    • Synopsis: Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
    • Comments: I hate next gen fics. That said, this is one of my favorites. Harry's still a main character, but now we get the added fun of him attempting to be some sort of authority figure for about eight children, most of which are insane (but loveable) in some way or another. Starts off sort of slow, but it builds. Branches off into an AU where Voldy's still around after James Sirius and Scorpius do something stupid. It had my sides splitting all the way through. Be warned, though, it hasn't updated in a while.
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  • The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten
    • Recommended by: force42
    • Synopsis: Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord.
    • Comments: This fic takes the crack so far it comes back around to be both believable and good.
    • Warnings: Beastiality, squick, mpreg(ish, as Draco was a female ferret at the time), slash
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  • Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne
    • Recommended by: werewolf42, Fenro
    • Synopsis: The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
    • Comments: Various one shots of the Death Eaters. Stories include Snape joining the Death Eaters for a quarter, Voldie and Sauron arguing over names, the Death Eaters attempting a bake sale, and other such nonsense. Absolutely hilarious.
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  • On A Train, Switching Tracks by Mede
    • Recommended by Aromli, Unclouded TJ, TheForgottenOne, Fenro, Looney Toons
    • Synopsis: First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
    • Comments: Features an innocent and insanely curious Ravenclaw!Harry whose very existence seems to make Hilarity Ensue. Hijinks include teaching Fluffy 'sit and shake' and tying himself to the Whomping Willow for hippogriff rights. Also, Draco-Ron-Neville-Harry friendship in a way that isn't just funny — it's aww-worthy. Still makes me smile every time I read it.
    • Status: Updated in 2011
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  • Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy
    • Now has its own trope page.
    • Recommended by TheForgottenOne, feral, Crinias
    • Synopsis: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought. (Taken from FF.net)
    • Comments: Just hilarious. Harry from the main canon universe suddenly wakes up one morning to finds himself back in the cupboard under the stairs, and then is proceed to be hit with an endless cliche parade. Starting off with the "Vernon is more evil than Voldemort" cliche. Takes place in the summer after his 5th year in Hogwarts.
    • tags :Humor, Parody, Draco in Leather Pants, Ron the Death Eater
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  • Harry Potter and the Hogwart's Day of Compliments bye Drea Leeways
    • Recommended by maronk
    • Synopsis: third year, Dumbledore gets an crazy idea: give each other compliments, otherwise you get stuck together, whether you like it or not, until the charm he has cast wears off at the end of the day. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
    • Comments: despite the near lack of reviews, it is really good and funny, not to mention quite long for a one shot.
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  • Enchanted Parchment by SS19
    • Recommended by mad4t, Fenro
    • Synopsis: Shows the events of "The Sorcerer's Stone" via conversations between Dumbledore and Snape on an enchanted piece of parchment (that works pretty much like IM).
    • Comments: It's mostly silly fun, with a slightly loopy Dumbledore and a sarcastic but well-meaning Snape. There are a few poignant moments spread throughout.
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  • He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil
    • Recommended by SteakAddictsAnonymous, Unclouded TJ
    • Synopsis: Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn't even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him. "summary from Fanfiction.net" (Basically, in which Harry goes back in time and kind -of trolls everybody.)
    • Comments: Silly, lighthearted and fun to read. Quite refreshing.
      • Unclouded TJ: A very good story however keep in mind it hasn't been updated since May of 2010.
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  • Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction by 3theCaptain
    • Recommended by ParkourPaisho, Games Of The Video,Y.S.Jennis
    • Synopsis: A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself.
    • Comments: Supremely meta and has to be read to be believed. It's a one-shot, so it's a really quick and easy read. It somehow SIMULTANEOUSLY plays straight AND parodies lemon. It starts off really well-written (enough to make you think it could be a serious story) then dissolves into hilarious trollville, only to snap back to reality at the last minute. It's a good bet, whether you're looking for a quick laugh or want to really think about the way good writers can become My Immortal knock offs. Last comment: plays Draco in Leather Pants LITERALLY. Hilarity ensues.
  •  1 reviews
  • Harry Potters Anonymous by Lifewriter
    • Recommended by SteakAddictsAnonymous, feral
    • Synopsis: Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
    • Comments : In a nutshell, the Harry Potters of every respective fanfiction get together for a group meeting. The ensuing Hilarity is quite fun.
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  • A Werewolf Conspiracy Theory by Mossy Stone
    • Recommended by Newt
    • Synopsis: Oneshot, Humor. James thinks there's a werewolf at Hogwarts. Sirius and Peter aren't too sure.
    • Comments: A short, fairly funny read.
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  • Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious
    • Recommended by geek0girl0extraodinare, Unclouded TJ, Looney Toons
    • Synopsis: Oneshot, Humor. ""Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot."
    • Comments: Far from stupid, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. It manages to keep the characters in character, while exploring something so far and away from the original. While being devastatingly funny, of course.
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  • Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse by Ayla Pascal
    • Recommended by piekage
    • Synopsis: Oneshot, Humor. ""Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna."
    • Comments: Seeing Harry discuss the logistics of Luna's ten point Zombie guide is downright hilarious, as is her earnest belief of the neccessity of such a guide, made all the more funny when Zombies do actually pop up. There is some brief NC-17 material at Step 6, but it's incredibly touching regardless. An easy recommend for any Luna fan.
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  • The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta
    • Recommended by eostby
    • Synopsis: Oneshot, Humor. "He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …"
    • Comments: One of the most unique "Powers He Knows Not" I've ever seen. Brief mentions of H/Hr, but not a central plot point. Sometimes, all it takes is a little snake-charming.....
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  • The Girl Who Loved by Megagamer200
    • Recommended by IkeDawn
    • Synopsis: The Girl Who Loved is an eleven year old girl with a great liking for hard drugs, murdering inferiors, having fantasies about boys, and her darling family, the Dursleys. However, one day, exactly a decade after her parents were betrayed by Sirius Black and murdered by Voldemort, her past comes back to haunt her. She faces it with a smile. Complete, with a Sequel in the works.
    • Comments: This is not your traditional fanfic. The Author does everything in his power to mock, parody, lampshade, and occasionally use various tropes of the Harry Potter fandom, accompanied with the over the top attitude of our villian protaganist. Warnings: Somwhat explicit, extremely OOC. Character death.

    Many Glories: A Harry Potter Crackfic[1] by Soren Gladfeldt
    • Recommended by Die Skrywer 1993
    • Synopsis: Harry and Luna have gotten married, have a son named Greg, and they send him off to the "clone of Hogwarts" in "the Dimension on the Other Side of the Mirror". Hilarity Ensues.
    • Comments: This fic reads like the author was dropping acid while alternating between Harry Potter and The Economist! "Soren" also spoofs, subverts, and inverts too many tropes to count in hilariously insane way. Characters include "Baritt Obamney", and "Sevmus Lupnape". Has to be seen to be believed.

    Sphere Of Influence by Bobmin
    • Recommended by Milarqui
    • Synopsis: Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the mysteries behind the department. Watch as the Unspeakables struggle to recover control of their own workplace and face the consequences of Harry's actions.
    • Comments: this story is told through intra-department memos between the Boss, the heads of Research and Security, and a few others. The characters make constant reference to Noodle Incidents from the department's past, comments about the present and side bets that make this entire one-shot a magnificent thing to read in a boring afternoon.
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  • The Game by Nightlock3980
    • Recommended by Newt
    • Synopsis:Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
    • Comments:The Marauders, Lily, Frank, Alice and Hestia all play a Game of Truth or Dare with hilarious dares. Long, but very funny WIP

    Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox
    • Recommended by Kogut, feral
    • Synopsis: Harry is growing up as Kneazle
    • Comments: Delightful story, chock-a-block full of original ideas

    A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit
    • Recommended by overcast
    • Synopsis: In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], Theodore Nott is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
    • Comments: Basically, Theodore Nott lists guidelines on how to act in a very sarcastic tone. Features guidelines for teachers, classes, Daily Prophet readers and Weasleys.

    Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards
    • Recommended by Kogut
    • Synopsis: Fall of Voldemort: "While the food was eating the Death Eaters"
    • Status: Oneshot
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  • Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee by Writer of Written Works
    • Recommended by ROSD
    • Synopsis: Draco is about to be punished for his inability to kill Dumbledore. But then, a Death Eater interrupts with his urgent need for a toilet. Oneshot.
    • Comments: Starts off serious, but then becomes just as silly as the title suggests. Extremely childish and OOC, but good for a quick laugh.
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  • Quack! by Alliriyan
    • Recommended by Dellanotte, Kogut
    • Synopsis: Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
    • Comments: "Spectacular" is one of the few words that can describe this One Shot. Another is "Hysterical." May or may not be Crack, but it's disturbingly possible.
    • Status: Oneshot
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  • A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner
    • Recommended by Kogut
    • Synopsis: It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is... and it's far from the only one.
    • Comments: Parade of clichés, especially from soul bond, harem and super!Harry fics ("By the way," Hogwarts voice sounded in their heads, "you are all now animagi with unlimited forms, including dragons and phoenixes with their full magical abilities. Not that it matters, I just wanted to inform you."")
    • Status: Oneshot
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  • The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle
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  • Empire by ImmortalBeloved
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairing: None yet.
    • Synopsis: AU Independent!Harry. Hufflepuff!Harry. Evil!Dumbledore, planned slash. What if from the beginning Harry saw that there was something just not right with the world around him? What if he does something about it? Unlikely allies, and unexpected inheritances abound.
    • Status: Updated August 2013
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  • Dear Order by SilverWolf7007
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: minor Snape/Lupin, Neville/Luna, and Fred/Tonks/George
    • Synopsis: "I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
    • Status: Updated October 2013
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  • Houston, Our Angst Has A Problem by guardians_song
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: Harry/Draco, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Luna/Ginny
    • Synopsis: Harry is quite prepared to endure persecution for his love for Draco. Unfortunately, it doesn't quite work out that way. (Parody, crack)
    • Status: "semi-unfinished"
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  • So You Want to Be a Death Eater.. by anonymous
    • Recommended by feral
    • Synopsis Your guide to everything evil!
    • Status: Complete
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  • Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD
    • Recommended by Novatel
    • Synopsis: Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
    • Status: Completed.
    • Comments: This is...this is something. It's sheer lunacy. It's Harry Potter being raised by WWE Superstar The Rock. And there are so many one-liners, oh my god. Hearing "The Harry" cut a promo on Voldemort and call him "Homeless Darth Vader" is just...oh my god.
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  • So Sue Me by lunakatrina
    • Recommended by feral
    • Synopsis: AU, smartass!Harry, Ravenclaw!Harry. What if Harry had an ounce of self-preservation and the vocabulary and sarcasm of a seventeen year old, how would this affect his school years...this is the result.
    • Status: Updated 2007
    • Comments: Harry Trolls everyone.
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  • Lorcan Scamander and the Year of Raging Hormones by Estora
    • Recommended by Cartographer
    • Synopsis: All Lorcan Scamander wants to do is get through his final year at Hogwarts smoothly. Too much to ask for, he supposes, because: Rose has bullied Scorpius into dating her, Albus is sulking, Lysander has decided death-defying stunts is the best way to get Rose's attention, James is building barricades in the corridors, Hugo's on the hunt for the elusive Hogwarts Gossip Ghost, and Lily keeps messing around with the space-time continuum. And his not-so-private journal has become the school slut.
    • Status: Completed.
    • Comments: Funniest Next-Gen fic I've ever read! This is actually the fourth story in Estora's journals & ice cream series (recc'd in the Continuation page) but it stands really well on its own. Lorcan's voice is wonderful, the Hogwarts hijinks are hilarious (especially the Gossip Ghost character), and it'll leave you furious that it's only 11 chapters long. And the first three in the series are pretty funny as well! I didn't rec the series itself because the next few stories look to be taking a darker turn.
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  • The Dark Lord's Much Needed Vacation by childofflameandwave
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: Tom Riddle/OCs, one-sided Bellatrix/Voldemort
    • Synopsis: Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!
    • Status: Complete
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  • Wrong For Him by Tanuki-Mara
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: Everyone/Harry, Harry/Voldemort
    • Synopsis: Slash Fic Parody. Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky?
    • Status: Complete
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  • Harry The Hufflepuff and sequel Harry The Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB

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  • At The Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff
    • Recommended by feral
    • Synopsis: Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
    • Status: Incomplete, updated 2006
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  • Harry Potter and the Tigers' Wrath by roisaber
    • Recommended by czarangelus
    • Synopsis: A deep, thoughtful tragedy that reflects a philosophical longing for the Other in the manner of late 19th century - just kidding. Everyone gets mauled to death by tigers.
    • Status: Completely ridiculous.
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  • To The Waters and the Wild by Paimpont
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: Harry/Voldemort, Sirius/Snape, one-sided Snape/Lily and Sirius/James
    • Synopsis: Crazy Awesome, Stupid Good!Harry, Powerful!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and Slytherin!Ron. While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise...
    • Status: February 2014
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  • Murder at Malfoy Manor by Sophiax
    • Recommended by fruitstripegum
    • Synopsis: Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.
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  • Things That The Golden Trio Are No Longer Allowed by uncutetomboy's bro
    • Recommended by feral
    • Synopsis: Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do.
    • Status: Complete
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  • What A Cliché by Nia River
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: Harry/Harem
    • Synopsis: Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible.
    • Status: Complete
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  • Escapologist Harry by Racke
    • Recommended by feral
    • Pairings: Harry/Gabrielle
    • Synopsis: Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Crack Fic
    • Status: Complete
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  • Daily Prophet Exclusive by NerysDax and SerpentInRed
    • Recommended by feral
    • Synopsis: Exclusive! Lord Voldemort: "Why I chose to go noseless", where a formerly handsome man tells the true story behind his woes. Let the shocking truth be known!
    • Status: Complete
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  • The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501
    • Recommended by feral, Komodo Classic
    • Synopsis: The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable. (Slight crossover with the Cthulhu Mythos.)
    • Comments: Absolutely hilarious, featuring the Hufflepuff Shadow Council, which is sheer genius.
    • Status: Updated October 2011
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  • Relaxing Holidays (was the plan, anyway) and it's reformatted oneshot self What I Did On My Holiday, as Told By Me, Severus Snape by Eco Warrior X
    • Recommended by Komodo Classic
    • Synopsis: "After a stressful sixth year, McGonagall tells Snape's friends to make sure he relaxes on holiday. Cue Regulus with his novel idea- a slightly different camping trip. More Slytherins than intended decide to come- and when all too well-known acquaintances turn up, chaos ensues..."
    • Comments: In which we discover that Gryffindors are bad planners, Slytherins are people too, Death Eaters have hidden depths, and Regulus Black is something of an idiot. Quite humorous, though it masquerades as a semi-serious fic until you notice the subtle air of overall ridiculousness. (It's much more apparent in the condensed, oneshot version.) Short, definitely worth a look.
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  • Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin
    • Recommended by feral
    • Synopsis: Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
    • Status: Updated July 2014
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