Fanfic / Urfbowd My Verson
UrfBowd: My Verson (changed to EarthBound My Version) is an EarthBound Troll Fic
), spanning eighteen chapters and last updated on February 21, 2012. It was written by DarkAngus (aka notchristopher11, aka Angus) and can be found here
, but dare
you click that link? UrfBowd is a rather disturbing fanfiction filled to the brim with sex, cannabalism, and tons of Alternate Character Interpretation
The story is told by Ness, and is an exact retelling
, with Ness being a murderous cannibal sex addict, as well as his companions. Traveling the world of the original EarthBound, they meet some of the same characters, with some of them becoming main characters instead of NPCs.
The last chapter was rewritten by the author's ex-editor Reid Wright (before he was fired), and was a serious improvement upon the rest of the fanfic. Sadly, it was not the author's original ending and was edited greatly by Mr. Wright. The author posted the "real" ending after Reid Wright was fired.
On March 25, 2012, DarkAngus began writing an Updated Re-release
named EarthBound: My Version COMPLETE REDUX
, which is a lot longer, better spelled, and even more offensive than the original.
"UrfBowd: My Verson" provides examples of:
- Abusive Parents: Pokey and Picky's parents, to the point where the dad kills them, and then eats their corspes without any salt.
- All Just a Dream: The story ends this way. At least, in the editor's ending.
- Ascended Extra
- Master Belch, a vomit-esque boss from the original game, is turned into the hot woman Mistress Belch, and she joins the "heroes".
- Venus, a singer who gives Ness some assistance in the original game, is now a stripper who joins the "heroes" party.
- Bigger Is Better in Bed: The story goes out of it's way to remind us that Ness has an extremely large penis, and it's said this makes him extremely good at sex.
- Crossover: Chester A. Bum appears in chapter seven And is promptly raped, killed, and has his heart eaten.
- Darker and Edgier: Ness is an unstoppable Satanic murder machine who eats humans and animals and drinks blood. And that's only the start.
- Department of Redundancy Department: So I rode mai biek into a cave dat took me ove rto ... ... ... ... A HUGE METAL PENCIL! IT WAS GIANT AND BIG AND HUGE AND MADE OF METAL!
- Gender Flip: Master Belch and Giygas, who have become Mistress Belch and Hawt Giygas, respectively.