Krystalynne Riddle Cullen's works include:
- Angel Of Plague: In which Carlisle Cullen contracts the Black Death. His (inexplicably Chaotic Evil) lover Aro is little comfort, alternating between saccharine platitudes and violent shooting sprees.
- Arctic Lust: A pointless, ridiculous Slash Fic in which Draco and Harry fall in badly-punctuated love, suffer through questionable tragedy, and die. Her most popular story so far.
- Out Of The Ashes: An equally demented love story, featuring Draco and Ginny in a timeless romance that will shatter the ages! Or not.
- The adventures of Krystalynne Riddle Cullen![sic]: An epic featuring an Author Avatar who, as her official profile states, is "part witch, part vampire and she's Voldemort's daughter and Carlisle's cousin (because the Riddles were really related to the Cullens all along)," Beige Prose, and at least four plot twists per chapter.
- Anachronism Stew: Angel of Plague features television, Google, and DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION in what is supposedly the 1890s. This is not commented upon.
- Beige Prose
- Canon Defilement
- Deus Angst Machina
- Diabolus Angst Machina: Angel of Plague and Arctic Lust, while not upbeat stories, have gratuitous tragic endings tacked on as afterthoughts.
- Draco in Leather Pants
- Mary Sue: Krystalynne Snowfall Riddle Cullen, the "author's" self-insert.
- Purity Sue: Usually. However, her personality is rather inconsistent and occasionally she slides into
- God-Mode Sue: Or so the narration helpfully tells us.
- Patchwork Kids: An extreme example: Snowfall inherits her distant cousin's...sparkly nature, which was itself an acquired trait.
- Redemption Equals Sex: Egregiously used in Out Of The Ashes, in which Ginny instantly forgives Draco for blowing up her home and killing her family before her eyes.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: Used only occasionally, as the author prefers to convey...er..."quality" through odd word choice and sentence structure.
- Slash Fic
- Shout-Out: Several to My Immortal (usually in things like sentence structure).
- Stealth Parody: Although she is quite open about her Troll status on other sites, "Krystalynne's" persona extends to her FanFiction.Net profile.
- Throw It In!: "Krystalynne" has a habit of leaving amusing typos intact, and characters occasionally vanish from The adventures of Krystalynne Riddle Cullen! when she FORGETS ABOUT THEM. Yes, she does edit, and yes, these things are left in for comedy value.
- Too Dumb to Live: Most characters in The adventures of Krystalynne Riddle Cullen! make fatal mistakes approximately once per chapter. Some return without explanation, others with Lampshade Hanging.
- Troll Fic
- Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma
- You Keep Using That Word
...I got a good review!!!!! :)