Season 8 Redo
is a That '70s Show Fan Fic
that's just what the title says
, a complete overhaul of the Season 8 everyone wishes would've never come to exist
The Alternate Continuity
fic starts off after the Season 7 episode "2120 Michigan Avenue", meaning Hyde's sister Angie is gone, Kelso and Fez are living in an apartment, and Jackie and Hyde are still together. However, it takes a completely different turn than in the TV series, i.e. Kelso doesn't go to Chicago, Eric doesn't leave for Africa, and Hyde makes up his mind about his future with Jackie sooner than we thought...
And most importantly: NO RANDY.
It can be found here
Provides examples of:
- Alternate Continuity: Lampshaded in the synopsis of the fic: A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. Eric/Donna and Jackie/Hyde never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here!
- Anachronism Stew: As is the case with the original show. In "Joy to the World", Kelso gets a Rubik's Cube for Christmas. The Rubik's Cube first came on the market in the USA during 1980. This episode takes place in 1979.
- Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: When Laurie returns at the beginning of the fic, this tends to show between her and her "husband" Fez at first as they seemingly can't stand one another, but over the expanse of a few episodes we see little bits of romance and defense of their "marriage" between the two that signifies that perhaps they aren't as quick to want a divorce as one may think. It more or less comes full circle when Fez realizes Laurie is the perfect foil for his "needs" and Laurie feels that Fez is more than enough to keep her satiated and tied to one guy. Hyde lampshaded this best in "Wonderful Tonight."
Hyde: It's genius. It's like an X-rated fairytale. The horniest guy alive finds the easiest girl alive and they live happily ever after with their 15 children.
- Artifact Title: This fic starts out by redoing Season 8. ...and then segues into a Season 9.
- This goes double with the "That 70's Show" title as well. This fic goes into the early 1980s. Ironic, since the actual show ended on January 1st, 1980, 12:00AM.
- Beta Couple: Believe it or not, Fez/Laurie. It's even lampshaded that the biggest obstacle either had was finding someone to fulfill their respecting "needs", and found just that in each other. Compared to Jackie/Hyde and Eric/Donna, whose relationships are much more complicated.
- Big Damn Heroes: Kelso taking out the armed robber in "Someone Saved My Life Tonight".
- Butt Monkey: This tends to alternate between Kelso and Fez from episode to episode. It would vary from Kelso initially being the only one without a girlfriend in the group, to Fez getting into his typical "foreigner" hijinks and apparently getting wedgied on a regular basis.
- Calling The Old Woman Out: Jackie gives Pam one hell of a "speech" in the episode "Mother" Given that it is Pam, it's totally justified:
: You know what's amazing, Mom, if it weren't for Steven I probably would've ended up just like you - a drunken tramp jumping from one rich man to the next. I mean, that's what you always wanted for me, isn't it? A daughter is a reflection of the mother?
That is what you said, right?
Pam: (frowning her disapproval at Jackie) Jackie, what's happened to you? You were perfect until you started hanging out with these degenerates. (she points towards the gang)
Donna: (begging Jackie) Jackie, let me hit her. Just once.
Jackie: All I ever wanted was for us to be a family. You know, I feel sorry for you, Mom. Because you're missing out on me. And I am amazing.
Hyde: She's perfect.
Jackie: Thank you, baby. (the smile is gone and she turns back to Pam) But I don't need you anymore, Mom. I already found my perfect family.
Pam: Jackie, I'm your family.
- Dead Fic: This was last updated on 11/24/07. To make things worse, more episodes were planned.
- Digging Yourself Deeper: Eric has has virtually mastered the art form of making an awkward or bad situation that much worse; Hyde, Kelso, and the others are prone to this as well, just not nearly as often as Eric. It's even brought up with CallBack(s) to earlier seasons on just how many different ways Eric can "Formanize" a situation.
- Drop-In Character: Bob, more so than usual, which is the focus of the subplot with Kitty and Red in "Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude." It's enough that Red actually looks up Joanne so that Bob can have someone to spend time with, as long as it's not him and Kitty.
- Dumb Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Hyde and Jackie describe Kelso as this to Brooke after she and him get into a fight over him obsessing about seeing his former flame Pam Macy with the "flower guy":
Hyde: Kelso's like a really nice coffee machine without a filter. You can try like hell to make a good cup of coffee; but without that filter it's gonna taste like grainy, crappy beans in water. Kelso's missing his filter. So, no matter what he tries to say, it comes out tasting like crap.
Jackie: (To Brooke) So it's your job to sift through the crap and get to the good stuff. You're, like, the strainer in his crappy cup of coffee.
Hyde: That's right. So forget about the whole Pam thing and try to concentrate on the fact that you are the proud owner of one really nice looking coffee maker...and the grocery store is perpetually out of filters.
- Everyone Has Standards: The presence of Grandman Bea, Red's brother Marty, and Kitty's sister Paula at Eric and Donna's wedding even has Bob wanting to run for the hills:
Bea: I knew something like this was bound to happen. Kitty, you smothered him so much, he's acting out.
Marty: No that's not it. It's because he feels unloved. He's crying out for help.
Paula: (to Bea and Marty) Now let's not judge Red and Kitty, they've done the best they could with what they had to work with.
(Bob stops by Red's chair, Red is watching the entire scene, silently fuming.)
Bob: Remember the days when I was the only person around that pissed you off?
Red: (nodding with a frown) Yep. Those were good times.
- Fantastic Racism: The basis behind Pam's reasoning that her opponent won't be elected as head of the LOP Ps (Ladies Of Point Place) is that she's black, despite the fact she 's just as high in society as Pam or any other rich people in Point Place.
- Pam also insists to Jackie that she tell no one about Hyde's true father and origins, something that initially sends Jackie into a Heroic BSOD and ends up being the last straw as far as tolerating Pam's ignorance and involvement (or lack thereof) in her family's life.
- Foreshadowing: On each occasion that Pam shows up to a special occasion involving her daughter, Jackie seems less and less excited at the notion of seeing her and listening to her ideals and and notions of "good parenting" like drinking to help with the contractions and money making a "good" gift for her child, the latter a justified point since everyone else, including Hyde's wealthy dad WB, had all gotten Jackie personal gifts instead of just money for her baby shower. This foreshadows Jackie's Character Development from a socialite snob like her mother into a more well-rounded snob that isn't nearly as disapproving of those supposedly beneath her, and eventually disassociating from her mother completely, as noted right above.
- In a similar but different way, Eric's inevitable shock over The Empire Strikes Back is hinted at in "I Go Crazy"note and "Carry On Wayward Son"note . Although, both moments involve the Han/Leia aspect and not... you know...
- Flash Forward: "Don't Do Me Like That", which involves the gang going to see The Empire Strikes Back, has a scene near the end that has the gang watching Return of the Jedi. Just like with Leia being in love with Han and the "I am your father" moment from Empire, Eric freaks out over Luke and Leia being related.
- Good People Have Good Sex: Inverted and played straight to a certain degree with Jackie and Hyde. They are something of an evil couple when it comes to pulling pranks and scamming others, but still care for their friends and apparently have a phenomenal time between the sheets.
- Headdesk: While Kelso is overhearing Donna and Hyde in "Second Hand News" (who are, unbeknownst to him, assembling a crib), he eventually begins banging his head, quietly, against a wall.
- Heroic BSOD: Near the end of "I Go Crazy", the news that Jackie is having twins causes Hyde to freeze up and become unresponsive. Not even The Circle helps.
Eric: (paranoid) Should we be concerned that we've been at this for an hour now and Hyde still hasn't talked?
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Sticks with the show's tradition of 70's song titles for episodes, but goes with songs from multiple bands rather than all from just one band.
- Incest Subtext: Just when you think Eric's "Star Wars" dream couldn't be weirder with "Luke" (him) losing all the "Leias" (Donna, Brooke, Jackie) to "Han" (Hyde), turns out there's one "Leia" left who'll give him a chance... Laurie. Eric reacts appropriately.
- Insult Backfire: In "Second Hand News", when Jackie is manning the register at "The Force", she insults one of the customers in the following way... which causes him to get more items:
Jackie: Is that all you're buying? Come on, get something else. I know you don't have any bills because you probably still live at home and there's no way you have a girlfriend to buy things for. So, why don't you just go pick out more toys and spend all of your money. (with a peppy smile) It'll make you feel all happy inside.
- Irony: Funny how "Someone Save My Life Tonight", which deals with an armed robber attempting to rob Grooves, opens with the girls watching JR get shot.
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: Donna and Eric, Bob and Joanne.
- Mr Fan Service: Hyde deliberately invokes this in "Baby Come Back" to get Jackie to forgive him for missing out on seeing "A Christmas Carol", coming out of the shower in Donna's house in a towel and pretending to work out the kinks in his "sore body." Donna and Jackie both know what he's trying to do, but Jackie just can't help herself:
Jackie: What am I supposed to do, Donna? He's all wet and sexy looking.
- Left Hanging: Seemingly the case for Donna, Laurie, and Jackie herself in "That's How The Whole Thing Started." Jackie giving Hyde an Art Garfunkel record in the Forman basement is the last thing she says she remembered from the flashback to Christmas in 1978, when the two slept together in the church basement. The reader, however, finds out a little more about what happened after Jackie left; Hyde listens to the record and it's implied that he realizes two things: He loves Jackie and vice versa, and that it's not going to end well if (and when) Kelso finds out.
- My Beloved Smother: Actually invoked by Kitty in "Family Affair" as part of a Batman Gambit to get Eric and Donna to move into their new house sooner than later by spoiling them, something Eric had become well accustomed to, then serving them breakfast in bed...while the two were about to do it. Safe to say, it works.
- Not so Above It All: In "C'mon Everybody", the gang really only went to the Star Wars convention with Eric for the swank hotel rooms and the free cable porn. At the end of the episode, Eric and the guys are saber-fighting at the convention, and even the girls get in on it.
- Not What It Looks Like: The driving force of "Second Hand News": Kelso thinks Hyde and Donna are having an affair when in reality they were buying and putting together a baby crib for Jackie.
- One of Us: An in-universe musical example; we already had an inkling that all of the group (except Eric) secretly loved Styx, but the Season 8 finale with all of them air-playing and singing "Come Sail Away" pretty much confirms it. Yes, even Hyde sings.
- Open Minded Parent: Hyde's wealthy dad WB is definitely not above spreading the wealth to his son, his daughter-in-law, and his grandchildren, giving Hyde and Jackie a two-week pass to Hawaii for their honeymoon, buying loads of gifts for his future grandkids, and promoting Hyde to vice-president of the Grooves record company.
- Personality Swap: In "What a Fool Believes", Hyde has a dream where everyone in the gang experiences this. No one is happy.
- Script Fic: Eeyup.
- Sincerity Mode: Hyde, normally a master Deadpan Snarker, is completely earnest and straightforward when Eric tells him he plans to propose to Donna again:
Hyde: Forman, you weren't here to see Donna after you didn't show up for the wedding. She was really hurt, man...I'm telling you, man, if you do this again, if you propose to her and you bail...you won't get Donna back this time.
- Taking the Bullet: We see in "Somebody Saved My Life Tonight" that Hyde was perfectly willing to put Jackie's life ahead of his when a robber holds up Grooves with a gun, telling the thief to keep the gun pointed at him instead of his wife.
- Very Special Episode: The closest we get it "Someone Saved My Life Tonight", which deals with the gang facing an armed robber at Grooves... and the repercussions of it. ...no, no one dies or gets shot. This is the emotional kind of repercussions.
- Viewers Are Goldfish: Near the end of "What a Fool Believes", following (among other things) Hyde's Personality Swap dream and him briefly explaining it to Donna ("Let's just say I've seen a different side to all of us and it ain't pretty, Donna."), we have a scene of Donna and Eric talking in Red's driveway. However, the trope is in effect due to the choice of background music: Billy Joel's "Just the Way You Are".
- What the Hell, Hero?: Hyde seems to have a bad habit of stepping in it when it comes to handling Jackie and her pregnancy, the first instance comes in "Oh Daddy" when Jackie tries to tell Hyde the news but gets blown off by him as he's ticked at Kelso and Fez over the Father's Day BBQ being ruined.
- The next occasion comes in "Sweet Emotion" during one of Jackie's pregnancy mood swings and Hyde digs himself deeper and deeper by unintentionally calling her "fat" and "crazy." Both times, Donna and co. are legitimately pissed at him.