''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3983128/1/Culture_Shock Culture Shock]]'' by Ruskbyte is an unfinished ''Literature/TheCulture[=/=]Literature/HarryPotter'' crossover fanfic.
Diziet Sma, Special Circumstances agent, and her drone Skaffen-Amtiskaw arrive on Earth in search of the human that somehow managed to access both layers of the Grid, a search that takes them to the doorstep of Number Four Privet Drive.
Fast forward ten years. It is time for Harry to return to Hogwarts, a journey he is not eager to go on...
DeadFic as of 2008.
!This fanfic contains examples of:
* BerserkButton: Harry goes berserk with rage when he discovers that the Sorting Hat was reading his mind, since mental privacy is just about the only thing the Culture holds sacred.
* BewareTheHonestOnes: [=McGonagall=]'s bluntness is described as harder for Sma to deflect than Dumbledore's playing of games.
* HeroicBSOD: Harry after the troll is destroyed with effectors, causing LudicrousGibs.
--> '''Sorting Hat:''' ''This is not some silly little game, Potter;''
* OutsideContextProblem: Despite the Culture's desire to dismiss Wizarding Britain as primitives, the wizards do things with magic that even their incredible grasp of science has no explanation for.
--> '''Sorting Hat:''' ''I have been here for a thousand years and have Sorted every single student to ever attend this school. Every. Single. Student.''
--> '''Sorting Hat:''' ''Do not presume to laud your own moral superiority over me, Potter,'' the Hat warned.