Fan Fic: Clown

Clown, written by Alex Mcmullen is an Alternate Universe fic in which the characters of Bleach are just regular people living in a small town terrorized by a vicious psychopathic murderer nicknamed Clown. After a nightmarish stand-off many years ago Clown was supposedly taken down by rookie cop Ichigo Kurosaki, but years later the grisly remains are once again reappearing and a fresh body count is rising.Still traumatised from the past encounter Ichigo swore never to work in homicide again, but when the victims turn out to be his closest friends he is forced to hunt down the crazed killer with the help of his co-workers Renji and Rukia.What follows is a nightmarish journey packed full of Gorn and enough nightmare fuel to fill a tanker.

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Clown provides examples of:

  • Alternate Universe: No shinigami, no swords...Just cops and one messed up killer.
  • Berserk Button: Don't tease Ichigo about his mom of he'll pump you full of bullet-holes.
  • Body Horror: Clown's 'makeover' in truly disgusting.
  • Creepy Basement: Whatever you do, don't go for a guided tour through Clown's house. It will be your last.
  • Dark Fic: You bet!
  • I Ate WHAT??: The leftover snags Ichigo found in the fridge weren't what he thought they were. They were actually Orihime's severed fingers.
  • I'll Kill You!: Ichigo's buttons are pushed a few times too many and he doesn't take it lightly.
  • Knife Nut: Clown. He loves sharp stabby things.
  • Serial Killer: Oh really?!
  • Slasher Smile: Clown has no lips, he cut them off because he didn't like them. Same goes for his eyelids.
  • Squick: You should know by now. If not, read the story.
  • Stuffed In The Fridge: Quite literally. Ichigo raids the fridge at the expense of his sanity. The toilet is not much better.