The Adventures Of Captain Soap is a Modern Warfare Fanfic that tries to solve the plot of the Modern Warfare 2. Captain Soap, who now has a cyber arm, fights against the evil General Shepherd to take revenge and to prevent him from taking over the world. On the way, lots of... stuff happens. Edward Cullen gets blown up, Soap fights a horde of ninjas and General Shepherd talks... and talks... and talks...An anonymous review in which the author is called a "five year old idiot" should tell you about the quality of the plot and spelling. The story does, however, have some cheesy lines and interesting twists, so it might be worth a read if you're looking for a good bad fanfiction.
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"You have killed my friends, and now Fist will kill you!", screamed pricer and assualted the evil General.
"I am rather unimpressed", said soap rather unimpressed.
"Did you really believe your… feeble attempts would prove sufficient to defeat me? ME? THE GREAT GENERAL SHEPEPRD! Pitiful! I shall wrekc havoc upon you, foolish american! DIE, CAPTN SOP!", said the general evuly.
"Good morning in Mcdonals and here is your burgher with a double portion of FUCK YOU!" yelled the guy that gave him cheeseburger!