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"Yuki and Mikuru were now in possession of a cyborg t-rex. Truly, it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship all over again."

Snow Angels

• It uses the unusual pairing of Yuki/Mikuru.
• They go on adventures even Haruhi would declare "too much".

This fanfic features examples of:

• Action Prologue
• All Your Powers Combined: Eventually there is a character who is descended from every member of the original SOS Brigade, and thus has all of their powers.
• And Then John Was a Zombie: Played word for word at the end of chapter 29.
• And This Is for...: Patty in chapter 13.
• Apocalyptic Log: The prologue.
• Ascended Extra: Kunikida turns out to be part Humanoid Interface, part Time Lord, part Saiyan, and part Vulcan, and plays a major role in the later arcs.
• Badass Family: Every family elaborated upon qualifies.
• Badass Normal: Tsuruya a.k.a. The Jade Empress.
• Beige Prose: One of the author's main problems with the story.
• Berserk Button: Nobody in the Asahina-Nagato family takes kindly to anybody else in the family being threatened. Also, Yuki in particular happens to share our hatred for Endless Eight.
• Better than a Bare Bulb: Particularly noticeable in the third arc.
• BFG: The VLG 2600.
• Big Damn Heroes: Several.
• Cannot Spit It Out: Mikuru to Yuki in the first chapter. She gets another chance, though.
• Catch Phrase: For Dr. Kiyari, it's "You've just redefined insane!"
• Character Development: After the Time Skip.
• Classic Cheat Code: Yuki and Kunikida use them as a new method of data manipulation.
• Conservation of Ninjutsu: A Genre Savvy Yuki uses it to her advantage.
• Crack Fic: Though that doesn't stop it from trying to take itself seriously at times.
• Crisis Crossover: The first arc.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: Every single time.
• Dangerously Genre Savvy: Fujiwara.
• Department of Redundancy Department: The TelePortation Device Device, or TPDD for short.
• Did Not Do the Research: No, Count Dracula and Orlok are not the same character. This may be justified as a reference to the fact that the writer of Nosferatu essentially plagiarized from Dracula.
  • A male succubus isn't a succubus anymore; it's an incubus.
• Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Itsuki, who ends up breaking both his hands.
  • Suno is more successful, however.
• Dracula
• Dropped a Bridget on Him: Inverted. As revealed in a Spin-Off, Disaster and Sasaki are the same being.
• Eagleland: It appears to be Flavor 2, though Patricia Martin does shoot Disaster.
• Eldritch Abomination: Disaster a.k.a. Sasaki.
• Everything's Better with Dinosaurs
• Fire and Brimstone Hell: The setting of the third arc.
• First Kiss: Happens at the start of Yuki's and Mikuru's first date.
• Foreshadowing: By the end of the first arc, Original!Kyon is acting strangely smug. In the second arc it's revealed this has led him to become Fujiwara.
• Forgot I Could Fly: Zigzagged in chapter 18.
• Get A Hold Of Yourself Man: Yuki to Kunikida in chapter 44.
• Go Mad from the Revelation: What caused the original Kyon to become Fujiwara.
• Groin Attack: The fate of Simon Stevenson.
• Half-Human Hybrid: Miyuki. Exaggerated with Suno.
• Has Two Mommies: Miyuki. Justified thanks to Bizarre Alien Biology and reality warping.
  • Chiyo and Ayumu as well, though with a different set of parents.
• Heroic Blue Screen Of Death: Yuki after Mikuru is supposedly killed.
• Heroic Red Ring Of Death: Yuki, while fighting Disaster, though she gets better offscreen.
• Homosexual Reproduction: Between Yuki and Mikuru, and Kyouko and Kuyou.
• Humiliation Conga: Disaster from chapters 12 to 14.
• Humongous Mecha: Mecharu.
• I Fell for Hours: Played word for word in chapter 42.
• Informed Attribute: Disaster's Cosmic Horror status, considering how easily she goes down.
• In Medias Res
• Innocent Innuendo: When discussing time travel, Yuki tells her daughter "the first time is generally unpleasant."
• Insane Troll Logic: "Everyone has a shotgun in America!"
• Jossed: Let's just say that the events of The Surprise of Suzumiya Haruhi reveal that there is no way that Original!Kyon could possibly have become Fujiwara.
• Large Ham: Dr. Kiyari
• Laser Blade: Mikuru and Kyouko fight each other with these, because SiFi gave the story's one hundredth reviewer the right to include a plot element as a prize, and that is what said one hundredth reviewer chose.
• Laser-Guided Amnesia: The fate of Fujiwara/Kyon
• Mad Scientist: Dr. Kiyari.
• Mama Bear: Miyuki gets double treatment!
• The Man Behind the Man: Fujiwara, or Original!Kyon to Dr. Kiyari.
• Mind Screw: Probably unintentionally, but it still qualifies.
• Moment Killer: Yuki C.
• Mook Horror Show: The prologue.
• Mr. Exposition: Original!Kyon. Whenever someone takes a chapter to explain something, it's titled "Kyon Explains Everything, part X", regardless of who's explaining.
• Mythology Gag: Several references to the original draft, particularly its inclusion of Dracula. He finally makes an appearance in the third arc.
• Name's the Same: Kyon and his sister are actually descendants of the original Kyon and Haruhi.
• New Powers as the Plot Demands: Yuki. And Mikuru. And... pretty much everyone.
• Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Several.
• No Indoor Voice: John Romero.
• Non-Human Sidekick: George the T. rex.
• Noodle Incident: How Yuki was freed from the Data Entity.
• Noodle Implements: Yuki's initial plan for dealing with a Humongous Mecha involves a basketball, a pair of size 12 shoes and 300 pounds of cheesecake.
• Old Shame: Yuki's relationship with Kunikida.
  • The fic itself, which is why it has been deleted.
• One Degree of Separation: Especially when Kunikida's involved.
• Out of Character: Everyone, but especially the female characters. Ryouko is a good example of a case that isn't Hand Waved as "offscreen Character Development".
• Redemption Earns Life: Ryoko Asakura.
• Redemption Equals Death: Well, not exactly "redemption" in Dr. Kiyari's case, but it's the same idea.
• San Dimas Time: In the first arc.
• Satan: Presumably.
• Sdrawkcab Name: Partial example. Dracula uses the alias "Dr. Kolros"... which refers to Count Orlok, not Dracula.
  • A straight example is Alucard, Dracula's son.
• Self-Deprecation: Usually on how short the chapters are.
• Serial Escalation
• Shout Out: Loads of 'em.
• Small Name, Big Ego: The writer himself. He has no problem with (and is actually quite fond of) taking potshots at much better writers, and this page was basically a love letter to his ego before it was cleaned up.
  • Though the writer has since disowned the fic, and is thankful for the cleanup despite still considering some of the edits to be kind of harsh.
• Spiritual Successor: A Time of Gray by Racke. SiFi270 considers it to be superior in every way.
• The Family That Slays Together: Kyouko, Kuyou, Chiyo, and Ayumu.
• This Is Sparta: Yuki to Kunikida in chapter 44:
  "You underestimate me, you underestimate my allies, and worst of all, you underestimate yourself. Pull. Yourself. Together."
• Time Skip: Twice.
• Timey Wimey Ball: Disaster's plans are confusing.
• Unstoppable Rage: Yuki whenever Mikuru is threatened. Taken Up to Eleven when Mikuru supposedly dies.
• Wham Line: Usually used to end a chapter.
• Where The Hell Is Springfield?: Lampshaded in chapter 18.
  • The Haruhi series is set in Nishinomiya, Japan.
• The Worf Effect: The Jade Empress.
• World of Badass: Whatever its faults, at least the story has every character kick copious amounts of ass.
• X Meets Y: Haruhi Suzumiya meets The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. At least, that was the plan, anyway...
• You Cannot Grasp the True Form: Disaster.
• Your Size May Vary: Mecharu and George.
• Yuri Fan: The writer, of course.
  • Though it's based on subtext from the original novels.