Fan Fic: Snic nd the OSrailian resrant

"so sanic gotta goes reaaly fish and fsave words"

So apparently someone got Sonic the restaurant and Sonic the Hedgehog confused, and decided to write a story about it. The end result is the disaster that is Snic nd the OSrailian resrant (or just Ostrainlan resroom, depending on where you find the title). Throughout the three chapters, Snic/Sanic/Sanoic/Snaic/Snicish goes on adventures to beat MchDacnalds in a snanmich-selling competition, stop an evil druger mon, and defeat a Candian that wanted to stop him from eating his fast subermanerier somich with extra fast. Makes Just as Much Sense in Context, trust me.

The original work can be found here.

This fanfic provides examples of:

  • Batman Can Breathe in Space: Saniic jumps into space, touches the moon softly, and comes back down.
  • Big Bad: MchDacnalds in the first chapter, the "druger mon" in the second, and the Candian in the third.
  • Big "NO!": Shouted by Sanoic just before killing the "dug man".
    "noooooooope sanic shouted at top of lungs"
  • Beteersweat End: Though he defeated the Candian v lan by making him "explod into a jillion pies", Snaic never got his submarinsh somich back.
  • Crack Fic: This fanfic is so much on crack, it could barely be considered a Sonic fanfic anymore.
  • One Steve Limit: Double subverted, somehow, by making Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the restaurant, and even Sonic's self-named burger the same, singular entity.
  • Pun: The "Candian v lan" says "canadian't" upon entering.
  • Rouge Angles of Satin: To the point that a lot of the story is almost undecipherable.
  • Shout-Out: The title of the third chapter, "Git 2 zi chappa 3: candians", appears to be a reference to the classic Schwarzenegger line from Predator.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Snic and his Sanic sonmichz.
  • Word Salad: This entire story, if you can even call the strings of letters "words".