Fan Fic / Pretty Cure Hollywood Stars
Pretty Cure Hollywood Stars
is a fanfic by ryanasaurus0077
and a spinoff of his previous series Pretty Cure Heavy Metal
A character sheet can be found here
Provides Examples Of:
- Anti Heroine: Cure Western. It doesn't help that she isn't known for having a clean mouth.
- Anti-Villain: Krueger, before her Heel–Face Turn.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: There are a few of these lists.
- Ashes to Crashes: Episode 40 has Deuce play the part of grave robber for his own schemes.
- As the Good Book Says: Starting in episode 24, Fannie will quote the New American Bible at least Once per Episode, having converted to Christianity at the start of the same episode.
- Big Damn Heroes: Cure Horror in episode 23, just when it seems the other Cures are actually going to die. She really fits the description of an LMTH (short for "last-minute turncoat hero", a term coined in the Pretty Cure fan community).
- Bloodier and Gorier: Episode 23. Scratch makes his presence known to the Cures by killing Krueger from behind and beating all five Cures to a pulp. Graphic violence is actually detailed, and the Cures are near death by the time Fannie saves them as Cure Horror. For example:
Scratch then proceeds to strike Cure Western hard enough to knock her to the ground and kick her HARD. And repeatedly. By the time he's through with her, she's a bloody mess, barely breathing, having been stomped on, kicked, and spat on
. Some of her bones are broken, she's coughing up blood, one of her legs is bleeding, and she's missing an eye ("MY EYE! AAAAAAAHHHHHH, MY EYEEEEE!"). Ouch.
- Bond Villain Stupidity: Scratch would've annihilated the Cures if he had just stuck to one Cure and killed her before moving on to the next.
- Bowdlerise: Per authorial confirmation, the series will be Edited For Wikia due to some potentially controversial content; the content on this page will reflect the new Edited For Wikia version. This trope is hardly the only reason, of course—the author has been meaning to improve on its writing style for some time.
- Circles of Hell: Lina experiences this first-hand for some detective work in episode 41. The only way in and out is by taking an elevator in an abandoned building.
- Country Matters: Lina gets the first instance of the C word in any Pretty Cure series (unless you count Shugo mentioning the trope name and using phonetics in her own series, as well as a couple of Curses Cut Short in the same series), and the way she delivers it, it's a sign that things have become real serious. Then again, her choice of words indicate that she may be channeling Hit Girl.
- Crossdresser: Jeff Crenshaw, the teenage boy in episode 9 who portrays Haruhi Suzumiya in the play adaptation and later winds up getting kidnapped by Nick.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Scratch inflicts an extremely brutal one on the Cures after killing Krueger and actually puts all five on the brink of death when Fannie becomes Cure Horror and turns the tables on him. In the next-to-last episode, Lina receives a near-fatal No-Holds-Barred Beatdown from Lucifer himself.
- Dame Swears-A-Lot: Lina has the saltiest mouth out of all the characters.
- Dance Battler: Cure Romance. Cure Action, too, though it's definitely not as obvious as the former.
- Debut Queue: Subverted, as Michelle came after Alex but his lieutenant is Lina—the last Cure to be discovered before Cure Horror.
- Dude, Not Funny!: There are a few instances where Lina drops an ethnic slur, and the author himself is not pleased that he has to type them, always expressing his disgust after each offensive remark Lina makes (even though she never means to offend anyone). Other offensive jokes the author is disgusted with include the joke she cracks about autism in episode 16.
- Elephant in the Room: Appears whenever Lina accidentally offends someone. He is described in the first episode in which he appears to look exactly like the one in The Nostalgia Critic's videos (with the same voice, to boot!).
- Even Evil Has Standards: While not really evil, Lina has her moments where she can see a clear line between Black and Gray Morality.
- Expy: Like Shugo before her, Lina is a dead ringer for Emma Watson.
- Eyepatch of Power: Lina, after her eye gets gouged out in combat during the Curb-Stomp Battle in episode 23.
- Eye Scream: Lina/Cure Western in episode 23. At the end of the episode she receives a cybernetic eye from the newly-redeemed Fannie and from then on wears an eyepatch when around people other than the Cures and her immediate family.
- Flash Forward/"Where Are They Now?" Epilogue: At the end of episode 52, Alex and Lina get married. We then see the following text appear over images of the characters:
Alex Hollis and Lina Eastwood became newlyweds five years after their exploits as two of Pretty Cure. Alex became an actor bent on revitalizing the musical genre, while Lina became a video game programmer.
Michelle Simmons joined the Los Angeles Chamber Ballet and became a frequent partner with Alex in the movies when he could borrow her.
Ruby Voorhees is the United States anime ambassador. Her job is to spread the word of Japanese animation across the country.
Penny Arcadia is touring America's comedy circuit. She is slated to appear in her own network TV series on PBS, mainly to prove that PBS comedies shouldn't just be British.
Fannie Fredericks was baptized as a Catholic shortly after Pretty Cure defeated Lucifer. Currently, she's an employee at Bang Zoom! Entertainment, where she helps record English dialogue for anime imported to these United States.
- Flipping the Bird: Lina/Cure Western is fond of doing this.
- Frills of Justice: All the Cures have these except for Cure Western... who gets these in Super Cure form.
- Gibbs Slap: Fannie does this to Lina halfway through episode 24, after the latter remarks that she read her U.S. History textbook to the end and wondered if the judge at Sacco and Vanzetti's trial used "dago" to refer to them.
- Girls with Guns: Cure Western. Like with Cure Hendrix, her gun comes with live ammunition in the form of Bottomless Magazines, but at least she's always careful with her gun even when she's in a bad mood. Not so much for Hendrix, though.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Lina uses this trope in school as an alternative to her usual Cluster F Bombing.
- Gratuitous French: The author takes a cue from Bia in episode 28 and has Naelee sing the theme from Inspecteur Gadget. That's right, the French theme.
- Heel–Face Turn: Krueger. By the time the time comes for her final fight against the Cures, she refuses at the cost of her own life. Then she's brought back to life as Cure Horror and from then on fights alongside the Cures.
- I Know Karate: Lina's not your average girl. At the start of episode 14, she states that she never received any ballet training, instead taking karate, tae kwan do, and savate lessons, becoming a black belt in all three some time before the start of the series.
- It's a Wonderful Plot: At the start of the Christmas episode, Alex, having emotionally and physically exhausted himself the episode before and under the belief that he's endangering his own friends, wishes he had never been born. The angel Michael shows up to show him what Hollywood would be like had he never been born: Michelle quit dancing after twisting her ankle (as Alex wasn't there to help her), Ruby fell foul of anti-obscenity laws with an online Internet purchase, Penny is a dropout and a derelict who gets drunk every day, Lina is a dropout and a member of the toughest gang in Hollywood, and Fannie is dead, since Pretty Cure wasn't there to save her. Worse, Lina tries to KILL Alex in a school shooting that would've been her Moral Event Horizon then and there had Alex not wished to be brought back to existence.
- Leotard of Power: Cure Romance.
- Limited Wardrobe: The Cures' civilian wardrobe is more limited than with the PCHM Cures, and Lina's two main outfits are even variations on each other: gold top with a P-Head during all seasons (though which way the P-Head faces depends on which season it is) and either blue jeans during the colder months or denim shorts during the warmer months.
- Made of Iron: Played with. Most of the time, this trope is played straight; however, for particularly dramatic moments (such as a deadly Curb-Stomp Battle inflicted by Scratch) this trope is averted, with the Cures actually one hit away from being killed at one point. Of course, the Cures being Cures, they can take a HEAVY amount of pain and still fulfill their contracts with the author.
- Meaningful Name: Penny Arcadia, who reads a lot of Penny Arcade. Also, Lina Eastwood, whose name is a portmanteau of Lina Inverse and Clint Eastwood. The latter's name is lampshaded when Fannie remarks, "Doesn't Lina Eastwood sound like a Spaghetti Western character's name?" This refers to Lina Inverse sharing traits with the most famous Spaghetti Western character to date (The Man with No Name), such as being a drifter, and Clint Eastwood portraying said Spaghetti Western character.
- Minidress of Power: Most of the Cures, with the sole exceptions of Cure Western and her Super Cure form.
- Name's the Same: Lina Inverse Eastwood is named after a certain bandit-killing sorceress/drifter. In case you don't know how that's possible for someone born in September 1995, Word of God states that her parents broke up shortly after Muriel became pregnant, and she moved to Tokyo in March of that year, and that's where Lina was born several months later. They lived in Tokyo until late 1997, when Muriel learned via email that Noel wanted to kiss and make up. Muriel and Lina returned to Hollywood immediately, and as it turns out Muriel has captured all 78 episodes (at the time) of Slayers onto 13 T-180 VHS tapes (with the 13th tape labelled as number 14 to avoid Tempting Fate) and brought all 13 tapes back to Hollywood with her.
- Nice Hat: Cure Western's Stetson "Boss of the Plains" cowboy hat.
- Pass the Popcorn: Lina sometimes does this while watching Alex's ballet classes.
- Plot Armor: All five of the main Cures, and Fannie once she gets bumped off, comes back to life, and becomes Cure Horror for the first time.
- Precision F-Strike: Penny, being a notoriously clean comedienne, has two instances of this: telling Nick to "fuck off, Fascist" in episode 4 and, later on, calling Scratch "a shithead".
- Product Placement: Lina's paternal grandfather collected a Porn Stash via his connections with Al Bloom, then passed it down to Noel for his 18th birthday. Lina inherited the stash after Noel was killed when the helicopter he was inside was sabotaged by one of Lucifer's agents on the set of The Midnight Zone: The Movie. Did I mention that Al Bloom founded the company most of Lina's stash comes from (Caballero Control Corporation)? Also, Alex's maternal grandfather had connections with Roadshow Home Video back in the '80s, and so he owns many early Roadshow Home Video titles, including at least one porn movie (Insatiable), and since his mother's family hails from Australia, he has a PAL VCR and PAL TV to play them in.
- Also, there are numerous instances of P-Heads throughout the series, including on Lina's signature outfit. It's as though the author's trying to promote PBS throughout the Pretty Cure fan community.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted; even in villain form Fannie is the least dangerous of her lot, and once she becomes Cure Horror, she's surprisingly competent and able to whack the enemy she faces BIG TIME.
- Rule of Cool: Lina's cybernetic eye can become a wide variety of colors and can even project full-color images at will. The former property is useful when viewing anaglyphic 3D movies, and the latter property comes in handy when she wants to view anything in other 3D formats. For the most part, though, she chooses to either see shades of red or wear an eyepatch.
- Satan: He's the Big Bad, generally referred to as Lucifer but also on occasion Mephistopholes. This is because the author hates Satanism with a passion.
- Schedule Slip: As with its predecessor, any instance of this trope is an inversion, as episodes are pushed forward to an earlier date than intended if something comes up so that the author can't post the episode the Friday he intended to post it on.
- Shout-Out: Episodes 21 and 22 are a surprisingly gentle parody of Murder by Death.
- Sick Episode: Lina suffers a stroke early in episode 20 but makes a full recovery by the end of the episode.
- Sound Effect Bleep: Either angry words from Lina or sound effects from other sources (including a car chase involving a police car and a speed demon) censor profanity in Scratch's recitation of his own version of the Elder Swear.
- Stock Australian Phrases: Alex, being of Australian descent, is given to these quite a few times. Most notable is his frequent usage of the words "crikey" and "strewth".
- Super Gender-Bender: Alex transforms into a girl as Cure Romance.
- Take That!: Lina jabs at a subliminal message in the Pokémon episode "The Whistle Stop" when she mentions Lucifer isn't Leo Burnett or 4Kids Entertainment; earlier, in episode 11, there's a jab at the Permanent Red Link Club:
Alex: Oh, strewth...
Lina: What the fuck are we going through? Brazil Nut Disorder?
Alex: Nah, too nonsensical.
- A later episode has Lina badmouthing My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (adding that there are other ways to send the message presented in this show than just being all saccharine with it). Bia Hoshigo, who inspired the author to start writing Pretty Cure fics, hates the show with a burning Cure Passion; the author himself is neutral about MLP:FIM, and to him it's watchable at best.
- Theme Tune Cameo: "Hurricane" by Needtobreathe plays a few times during the second half.
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: Lina sometimes uses "bitch" as a Verbal Tic, particularly as Cure Western.
- Wedding Day: The Spanish teacher gets married episode 15. Alex shows up in a tuxedo, and most of the girls are wearing formal dresses, but Lina is wearing a fully white suit with dress pants. Of course, this is Lina we're talking about.
- What the Hell, Player?: In the author's words: "Dammit, Lina, do you have to drop an ethnic slur just because you think the situation calls for it!?"
- Who Wears Short Shorts?: Lina with one of her casual outfits, as well as in Cure and Super Cure form.
- Wire Dilemma: The climax of episode 48, when Lina, having said "I'll be right back" before leaving to search the school for a computerized wrecking ball activation machine Deuce invented and planted in the center, finds blue and yellow wires. She incorrectly assumes that blue before yellow kills the fellow and cuts the yellow wire. Turns out, blue after yellow kills the fellow, and she's crushed when the wrecking ball outside sends a piece of the roof falling onto her. Of course, it turns out to be a Disney Death, as always.
- You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Bonus points for Alex actually having blue hair.
- You Wanna Get Sued?: Played straight when Cure Comedy says "I don't know" when mentioning the possibility of another cult. As the phrase is used to censor said cult's actual name, Comedy doesn't get slimed.
- Zettai Ryouiki: Cure Romance and, eventually, Super Cure Western.