http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3943865/1/Now_With_Dexters
I have a challenge for you, tropers.
This is a fanfic I wrote when I was 8 years old (I'm currently 14, so this was written in early 2003.) I was a big fan of Thomas, Pokemon, and the Simpsons so I wrote this story and I only shared it with my mom. About two years, I put this on Fanfiction.net just for laughs, however I forgot about it since. Reading this, I wonder how I avoided becoming like CWC. So I hope, my dear Tropers, that you can fuck the shit out of my childhood.
tl;dr - A bizaare Thomas/Pokemon/Simpsons crossover with horrible spelling and scenes lifted almost directly from the original sources, straight from the mind of an eight year old.