"Groundhog Day" Loop: The Lord of the Rings is stuck in a loop. It is a "bizarre curse" where "time kept reverting itself and would continue to do so", with Frodo and company repeating the quest, each time with a new Tenth Walker.
Lust Object: MagnoliaCinderellaCupcake is an obsessive fan of The Lord of the Rings because she lusts for one of the characters. The mystery is who. This fan was kissing her television when it became a Television Portal and brought her into the story. She is happy for the chance to meet her Lust Object.
Otaku: MagnoliaCinderellaCupcake likes The Lord of the Rings so much that she often watches the movies and reads the books, for which she "missed over fifty school days" and came before "different psychiatrists".
Overly Long Name: For MagnoliaCinderellaCupcake, the story always uses her full name. There is no shorter form of her name, but there is copy and paste.