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Fan Fic: Love's Heartstrings

Love's Heartstrings is one of infamous Fan Fic writer Sue Mary's stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose Hannah Montana and Po of Kung Fu Panda as the star-crossed lovers.

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they are "lack the happy tru relashunships" but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "Coughy" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save John McClane from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by "Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father ~~Billy Ray Cyrus~~, AKA Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

As one can imagine from that summary, Love's Heartstrings is chock-full of Narm, Rouge Angles of Satin, and the most bizarre examples of Ron the Death Eater and Draco in Leather Pants yet seen in fanfiction.

This fanfic provides examples Of:

Big "NO!": Though it's actually spelled as a "Big Moo".
Black Comedy Rape: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping Po is just too narmy to be taken seriously.
Cameo: "The Guy from Dye Hard", "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa" and even Nurse Ratchet appear in the story for little no reason other than perceived Author Appeal.
Crack Pairing / Crossover Ship: Hannah and Po. invoked
Crossover
Did Not Do the Research: "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa" is actually named MC King Kong Mushi and he's a spider, not an octopus.
Disappeared Dad: After raping Po, Billy Ray Cyrus was "went gone". He returns for a final showdown at the story's conclusion.
Funetik Aksent: A staple of Sue Mary's stories.
I Am Not Shazam: Only once in the story is Po actually called Po. Every other time he's referred to as some misspelled version of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as Poo). invoked
Non Indicative Name: About halfway through the story, the words "Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan" appear. There is never a Kung Fu King or a place called Kackistan mentioned again.
Rape as Drama: Attempted, see Black Comedy Rape.
Double Standard Rape: Male on Male: Double-subverted, in effect?
The Power of Love: Hannah and Po use this to defeat ~~Billy Ray~~ Rubray.
Unusual Euphemism: During the final battle, Billy Ray Cyrus "aws naked and they could see his huge 'kelp bunny'."
- It gives the mancarrot a run for its money.
Word Salad Title: Both Love's Heartstrings and Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan.