Fan Fic: Fun With Leon And Ashley
Fun with Leon and Ashley is a Crack Fic of Resident Evil 4. The plot is basically a Theme Park Version of the game where Leon is a bad mouthed, self-absorbed Jerkass who gets an erection even from thinking of himself. Yeah, Out of Character is the whole premise of the story.
This fanfic contains examples of:
- A Date with Rosie Palms - Leon passionately makes love with himself.
- Anatomically Impossible Sex
- Anti-Climax Boss - Saddler gets killed with a single shot from Leons rocket launcher.
- Crosses the Line Twice - Everything.
- Insane Troll Logic - Leon, quite often.
"Yeah, you know why you're still a virgin Ashley? Because you're a fucking whore!"
- Jerkass - Leon is this trope turned up to eleven! He constantly insults everyone and spends a good deal of the story being naked and making love to himself.
- Out of Character - In fact, it's the whole premise of the story.
- Rasputinian Death - In the end, Leon is shot more than twenty times by the merchant, Ada, and Luis, and Ashley delivers a nasty Groin Attack to him.
- Squick - Leons constant ejaculations, which he gets from something as simple as seeing his own reflection in a pool of blood.
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? - Averted. Leon kills both Saddler and Salazar without a second thought.