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Cast: Bart Simpson as the hero with no name, Z-Man as Z-Man, Chick Magnet Dragonmaster PhD...
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BHF 5 (abbreviation of Bounty Hunter Force 5) is a mashup fanfiction that combines characters from The Simpsons, Star Wars, and the authors' own twisted minds. Written in transcript/stage direction format, it is full of absurd meta humor and so much fourth wall breaking that its repair costs are higher than the GDP of some countries.

Most stories are available here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2739750/ShadowDialga


The fanfiction series contains examples of:

  • Alliterative Name: Daivahn Dü.
  • Bizarro Fiction: Characters levitate, use crazy thought processes, authors frequently hop in to give long speeches about rock and roll, and most of the absurder episodes are erased from canon with the wave of a hand, among many, many other things.
  • Canon Defilement: Even to its own canon: Dead characters brought back to life with the wave of a hand, characters frequently act different than the original content (usually Played for Laughs), things are retconned in madly, with backstories intersecting, leapfrogging, and doubling back on themselves. Note: Please do not move this to YMMV, as this is fully acknowledged and intentional.
  • Characterization Marches On/Flanderization: Jango Fett started as a bland, sane commander, Z-Man as a cool guy, and TR as a somewhat random and foolish comic relief. Over time, Jango became more crazy and bipolar, Z-Man became the most sane guy there, and TR became the protege of Ralph Wiggum.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: TR.
  • Crossover: The Simpsons, Star Wars, and whatever characters from whatever games/movies/music the authors have been enjoying that week.
  • The Ditz, Too Dumb to Live, Chaotic Stupid, and basically all the other stupid tropes are TR, to the max.
  • Earn Your Happy Ending: Played for Laughs at the end of Chow Mein.
    TR: Well, it's Independence Day. A time of fireworks and county fairs. Even though like 99% of the Earth was destroyed in that meteor.
  • Gag Series: Most plot segments originate as a setup for a funny "bit" the authors want to do, and are weakly chained together in order to be at least somewhat comprehensible.
  • Giant Space Flea from Nowhere: At the end of Chow Mein, the big bad guy turns out to be Jason Voorhees, holding the thing that's been causing all the horror movie energy right after a fake out. Neither him nor the MacGuffin were ever mentioned previously and both are destroyed immediately.
  • Girl of the Week: For the first few episodes, Bart would have a new girlfriend each week. Some of them ended up as recurring characters. Namely Sarah, Gena and Rose, respectively.
  • Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Occasionally played with, for Dengar, either unconvincingly or giving a view of his thought process.
    Z-Man: No psycho killer?
    Dengar: Well, there’s Dennis and TR, but no Bart. TR said something about him and someone breaking up for lying, a flying Krayt Dragon abduction, and Bart jacking Dennis’s motorcycle. But no psycho killer.
    Jango Fett: I thought you were supposed to have a good memory.
    Dengar: Well, yeah, but it’s… occupied by something at the moment.
    Jango Fett: What kind of “something”?
    Dengar: You know… bounty hunting… gun… manly… stuff… [In his head.] They call me Hell! They call me Stacy! They call me Her! They call me Jane! That’s Not My Name! That’s Not My Name!...
  • Hypocritical Humor: Used sometimes
  • Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls: Averted, both the creator and secondary author are male.
  • MacGuffin: The Dorky ——- Of Destiny revolves around this. We the reader never actually learn what the Dorky ——— is.
  • Meta Fic/No Fourth Wall: The fourth wall being BROKEN is frequently averted to.
  • Mundane Solution: In the beginning of The Dorky ——- Of Destiny, The CIS trio have to retrieve the MacGuffin rigged by security beams. Rose simply sets off the alarm and shoots all the oncoming guards. Which is fair, since their break-in wasn't exactly stealthy.
  • Noodle Incident/Noodle Implements: Used frequently for comic relief, such as in this example:
    TR: Going up!
    Bart: This better be fast. I've had a phobia of elevators ever since-
    Dengar: Yeah, yeah, we know. When Maggie got hold of non-safety scissors while you were transporting a crate of live mongooses up the Empire State Building.
  • Oh, Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us!: Sometimes alluded to, including one scene where Jango asks the guy who writes down all their adventures if he's getting all this.
  • Original Character: Z-Man, TR, Terk, Harvey and Rose, Gena, Sarah, most minor bit parts.
  • Script Fic One of the most defining characteristics
  • Self-Insert Fic: Both the authors (somewhat caricatured) frequently appear as themselves and talk directly to the characters, sometimes even bearing on the plot.
  • Shockingly Expensive Bill: Dengar suffers this when he eats at a five star restaurant in Bart Simpson Vs. The World. Luckily, it turns out to be a trap so he doesn't end up having to pay.
    Dengar: YEAH, THERE'S A PROBLEM! THERE ARE MORE ZEROES HERE THAN AT A STAR TREK CONVENTION!
  • Sliding Scale Of Silliness Vs Seriousness: A lot of episodes try to follow a cohesive or at least actual drama-driven plot, but more often than not it ends up feeling the same old shenanigans. The characters sometimes lampshade this.
    TR: Finally, the Bounty Hunter Force Five is living up to its name! No more cheesy romance subplots or car-wash fundraisers! We finally get to do some BOUNTY HUNTIN'!

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