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![]() A picture of all of the characters STATLER: Hi, and welcome to A VERY MUPPETS MYSTERY! WALDORF: I know you'd love to get rid of us, but I'm afraid you're stuck here. STATLER: Why, I'll bet you're just GLUED TO YOUR SEATS! . . . . . . . . . WALDORF: That must be pretty powerful glue you used, Statler. They haven't gotten up. STATLER: Well, this is a Muppets story you've never seen the likes of before. WALDORF: ...And with luck, you'll never see the likes of again. STATLER: It's a MYSTERY! WALDORF: Well, I hope it's nothing like that awful THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER. We only showed up three times in the entire movie! STATLER: There's only one thing I'm worried about... WALDORF: What's that? STATLER: Well, I...I've never heckled a MYSTERY before. I don't know how I should go about it! WALDORF: What do you mean you've never heckled a mystery before? You always said it was a MYSTERY why anyone thought THE MUPPET SHOW was funny! STATLER AND WALDORF: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! A Very Muppets Mystery is a fanfic by The Illustrious Crackpot. It's about an OC named Phyllis Pepper, who's a detective, trying to solve a murder. Here's the full summary:"Phyllis Pepper is the only human in an all Muppet town. But will things spice up when Fozzie brings her a case that leads swiftly to Muppet homicide? An insanely long and ridiculously complicated mystery."The fanfic A Very Muppets Mystery contains examples of:
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