Famous Last Words / That Guy with the Glasses

80's Dan
  • "I will do this trade." Helmut the Neo Nazi
  • "Oh, there's the gun!" The Sweenz

Atop The Fourth Wall
  • "I will find out." Missing No.
  • "Do not apologize. And do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking. Need... concentrate..." Pollo. He gets better.
  • "They'll never change, unless we make them change." Hologram Linkara
  • "Warning, an unauthorised entity has entered the area. Attempting to seal with in contain—" Nimue. She gets better.

Diamanda Hagan
  • "But she's your mother! She gave birth to you!" No. 700
  • "Sylbie. My name is Sylbie now." Sheldon
  • "Gas? What gas?" Unnamed Minion
  • "Me!" Unnamed Minion
  • "That's why you're alone!" Unnamed Minion

Hooker with a Heart of Gold
  • "You won't do it. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me! You won't fucking shoot me!" Dean
  • "Too bad." Zalman
  • "Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?" Mike
  • "Damn, this whore can shoot." Violet
  • "When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!" Duncan
  • "Well, this'll get the job done. " Steele

  • "Phelous, I sent you to my nightmare, Incubus. What did you think of it?" Evil Phelous

Suburban Knights
  • "Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some." Bill
  • "Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?" Woman Malachite Kills
  • "Dude. That's my heart." One of Jaffer's buddies
  • "It's Malachite! The evil one!" Cloak #2
  • "Kill him!" Cloak #3
  • "Oh, hey, it's you. No hard feelings?" Chuck Jaffers
  • "Ow." The Cat
  • "Hey, I know him!" The Good Witch of the Forest
  • "And I say I will kill you and follow through with it? Sound good?" Malachite. He didn't die but suffered a Fate Worse Than Death.
  • "I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours." Ma-Ti

The Cinema Snob
  • "What? What? No. No, what—what are you talking about? I'm... I'm real... I... I am... I'm real... I..." 80's Dan. He was Saved by the Fans.

The Nostalgia Chick
  • "Come closer... KIRK'S THE BEST!" Nella. She Came Back Wrong
    • "So what if there was collateral damage! We needed that sun, it was delicious!" Dark Nella

The Nostalgia Critic
  • "No, no, it's cool. Just let me work on my dying words. Oh—" Terl. He was cloned in Spoony's videos and To Boldly Flee
  • "Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a dick move." Roger the Angel-in-Training
  • "Ho-ho, you conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is—" Dr. Bitch Spasms, who is then shot by the Critic.
  • "Guilty Pleasures. There the best at any time. Guilty Pleasures. You have your's and I have mine. Guilty Pleasures. Moulin Rouge! is full of shit. Guilty Pleasures. Bit we won't stop lovvving IIIIIIIT!" Brentalfloss, singing "Guilty Pleasures" alongside The Nostalgia Chick in the Moulin Rouge review. He is shot after the song is done by the Critic for no other reason than to give the review a Downer Ending like the movie.
  • "Wait, are you Last Airbender Aang or Legend of Korra Aang?" Shyamal-Amon
    • "That sounds needlessly complicated. Can I steal that?" Shyamal-Amon Again
  • "No! No! No, no, no! Think of the memories we have! How could you—" The Giving Tree

The Spoony Experiment
  • "Change?! Ya got change?! Aw, come on help a guy out! Have a heart, would ya?!" Spencer D. Bum

To Boldly Flee
  • "Oh, come on. No ones listening to a bunch of geeks. And besides, I've got all the equipment to study this thing. If something does go wrong, we'll still have it all documented. God strike me down if I'm wrong." That SciFi Guy. Or so it seemed.
  • "Well, this guy used to flush Cherrybombs down the toilet." Tactical Officier Replacement
  • "Cheesiest... line... ever!" The Last Angry Geek. He gets better.
  • "Die, slut!" Seven of Eleven
  • "Hey, did we always have this human sized box here?" Mook
  • "Should we break it?" Mook
  • "I-I don't know. Does he have home owners insurance?" Mook
  • "It's the only thing more powerful than a Red Shell. If we simply built—" JO-Ed, before being returned to his original self.
  • "Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted." Christopher Clod the Executor
    • The credits also give him quite a few alternate last words:
      • "I can't believe my hair stylist predicted this."
      • "And here I thought it was going to be throat cancer."
      • "Oh grapenuts."
      • "Oh, I wish there was some way to blame this on pirates."
      • "Well at least he's punctual."
      • "I always knew I'd go out like The Wizard of Oz."
      • "Mommy."
      • "The only thing I regret is the series of events that led me to this moment."
      • "And here I thought it was going to be natural causes."
      • "Houses. Why did it have to be houses?"
      • "Really? I'm going out like this?"
      • "My physic predicted the housing market would crash, but I never figured it would be on me."
      • "Hey, I think that's my timeshare."
      • "Oh hey, look. It's that plant in the corner."
      • "Oh, I didn't foresee this. Oh wait, there it is. Crushed by a house. Still got it."
      • "Oh poop."
      • "My sister always said I would have a house dropped on my head."
      • "If they make a move about me, I want myself played by Anthony Hopkins. Silence of the Lambs, really good stuff. Remains of the Day, did you see that one? Marvelous. Marvelous. Goodbye.
      • "If they make a movie about me, I want my part played by Will Smith. Independence Day doesn't get any better. I don't know about you but I'm looking forward to MIB 3. True, you could get Tommy Lee Jones, but he's like 112 now. He looks older than me. It's going to be good. See it. Goodbye.
      • "Well, at least I go out looking gorgeous."
  • "To be..." Mechakara. He gets better.
  • "...or not..." General Zod. He also gets better.
  • "...TO BEEEEE!!!" Ferdinand von Turrell. Once again, he gets better.
  • "You're right, Critic. You and your friends. You were right about everything. Goodbye." Ma-Ti's Ghost
  • "See you on the other side, man." The Nostalgia Critic. He gets better.
    • "Somebody has to merge with it. Somebody has to keep it safe." The Nostalgia Critic's last thoughts