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Famous Last Words:
That Guy with the Glasses
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"I will do this trade." Helmut the Neo Nazi
"Oh, there's the gun!" The Sweenz
Atop The Fourth Wall
"I will find out."
Missing No. "Do not apologize. And do not grieve. Cannot continue speaking. Need... concentrate..." Pollo
"They'll never change, unless we make them change." Hologram Linkara
"Warning, an unauthorised entity has entered the area. Attempting to seal with in contain—" Nimueh. She gets better.
"But she's your mother! She gave birth to you!" No. 700
"Sylbie. My name is Sylbie now." Sheldon
"Gas? What gas?" Unnamed Minion
"Me!" Unnamed Minion
"That's why you're alone!" Unnamed Minion
Hooker with a Heart of Gold
"You won't do it. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me! You won't fucking shoot me!" Dean
"Too bad." Zalman
"Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?" Mike
"Damn, this whore can shoot." Violet
"When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!" Duncan
"Well, this'll get the job done. " Steele
"Phelous, I sent you to my nightmare, Incubus. What did you think of it? " Evil Phelous
"Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some." Bill
"Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?" Woman Malachite Kills
"Dude. That's my heart." One of Jaffer's buddies
"It's Malachite! The evil one!" Cloak #2
"Kill him!" Cloak #3
"Oh, hey, it's you. No hard feelings?" Chuck Jaffer
"Ow." The Cat
"Hey, I know him!" The Good Witch of the Forest
"And I say I will kill you and follow through with it? Sound good?" Malachite. He didn't die but suffered a Fate Worse Than Death.
"I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours." Ma-Ti
The Cinema Snob
"What? What? No. No, what—what are you talking about? I'm... I'm real... I... I am... I'm real... I..." 80's Dan. He was
Saved by the Fans.
The Nostalgia Chick
"Come closer... KIRK'S THE BEST!" Nella. She
Came Back Wrong "So what if there was collateral damage! We needed that sun, it was delicious!" Dark Nella
The Nostalgia Critic
"No, no, it's cool. Just let me work on my dying words. Oh—" He was cloned in Spoony's videos and Terl.
To Boldly Flee "Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a dick move." Roger the Angel-in-Training
"Ho-ho, you conformist! Don't you know that the answer to anything is—" Dr. Bitch Spasms
"Guilty Pleasures. There the best at any time. Guilty Pleasures. You have your's and I have mine. Guilty Pleasures. is full of shit. Guilty Pleasures. Bit we won't stop lovvving IIIIIIIT!" Moulin Rouge!
Brental Floss "Wait, are you Last Airbender Aang or Legend of Korra Aang?" Shyamal-Amon
The Spoony Experiment
"Change?! Ya got change?! Aw, come on help a guy out! Have a heart, would ya?!" Spencer D. Bum
To Boldly Flee
"Oh, come on. No ones listening to a bunch of geeks. And besides, I've got all the equipment to study this thing. If something does go wrong, we'll still have it all documented. God strike me down if I'm wrong."
That SciFi Guy. Or so it seemed. "Well, this guy used to flush Cherrybombs down the toilet." Tactical Officier Replacement
"Cheesiest... line... ever!"
The Last Angry Geek "None what so ever." RoboTodd
"Die, slut!" Seven of Eleven
"Hey, did we always have this human sized box here?" Mook
"Should we break it?" Mook
"I-I don't know. Does he have home owners insurance?" Mook
"It's the only thing more powerful than a Red Shell. If we simply built—"
JO- Ed "Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted." Christopher Clod the Executor
The credits also give him quite a few alternate last words.
"To be..." Mechakara
"...or not..." General Zod
"...TO BEEEEE!!!" Ferdinand von Turl
"You're right, Critic. You and your friends. You were right about everything. Goodbye." Ma-Ti's Ghost
"See you on the other side, man."
The Nostalgia Critic "Somebody has to merge with it. Somebody has to keep it safe." The Nostalgia Critic's last thoughts