Ear Worm / Stand-Up Comedy

  • British comic act Cannon And Ball perform as the classic straight man-funny man duo. Bobby Ball has a distressing tendency to break into the "I Know A Song..." song, which goes
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves...
  • Dane Cook's car alarm song: "HellooooOOO! I'm a caaaaaaaaaAAR!"
    I don't care if you laughed at that or not, the next time you hear that shit, you're gonna be like: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch...He got me.
  • Tim Vine: "My Marvellous Metronome" and "Family Holidays". From the latter:
    Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
    Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, always makes me laugh
  • In his special "Fish Sandwich", comic Greg Warren recounts a woman on the NY subway who kept singing "All I want for Christmas is a FIIISH! SANDWICH!" and lamented that it had been stuck in his head ever since. On the bright side, he notes, she has to be easy to shop for during the holidays.