I don't care if you laughed at that or not, the next time you hear that shit, you're gonna be like: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch...He got me.
Tim Vine: "My Marvellous Metronome" and "Family Holidays". From the latter:
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, always makes me laugh
In his special "Fish Sandwich", comic Greg Warren recounts a woman on the NY subway who kept singing "All I want for Christmas is a FIIISH! SANDWICH!" and lamented that it had been stuck in his head ever since. On the bright side, he notes, she has to be easy to shop for during the holidays.