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- (CRASHHHHHHHHHHH!) Du-Nu-Du-DU-Du-duuuuuu...WHAHHHH! ("Stone Cold" Steve Austin)
- "Sometimes I get a little angry... SOMETIMES I KICK A LITTLE ASS!"
- "Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will."
- (GONG! Echoing footsteps...) "Deadman Walking..." "Keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN- WHAT!"
- "You're gonna PAY! You're gonna PAY!"
- "IF YA SMELL.....[Dun-dun] WHAT THE ROCK...[Da-DA] IS COOKING! Dahhhhhhh, da-da-daaaaaaaaaah...."
- The Rock. The Rock Says. The Rock. The Rock Says. The Rock. The Rock Says. The Rock. The Rock Says.
- "DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN! When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...."
- "HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! Etc. etc."
- Kurt Angle's WWF/E music. Especially when you can apply the "You suck!" and "What?" chants to it. (Or as we once did, we used to chant our friend's last name as he was a big Angle fan)
- "I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boooooooooy) I'm not your boy toy (booooooooy tooooooooy...)" (Shawn Michaels)
- (Guitar riff) TIME TO PLAY THE GAME... (guitar riff) TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! Hahahahahaha! DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH! "It's all about the game and how you play it, etc. etc."
- You've got NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL!
- CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! At last, you're on your ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn. DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH DUH-DUH
- You think you know me-
- "If you only knew..."
- "God made the devil just for fun...but when He wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong..."
- Junior Senior's Move Your Feet!
- And of course... THE polka.
- "New-New-New-New-New World Order!" Bow-bow-wah-wah-wah, da da, bow-bow-wah-wah-wah...
- Sometimes referred to some fans as the "NWO Porn Music".
- "Give it in, (This is a Test) Here we are again!" (Test)
- STAND BACK! There is a hurricane comin through.
- Jack Swagger, the Patriot, We, the people!
- All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, running through my head . . .
- I've got long sideburns and my hair slicked back...
- The Brood had not only a simple but awesome theme, but quite possibly the greatest entrance ritual ever.
- The Hardy Boyz theme, which even Edge mentioned at one point was terribly catchy.
- Are you ready? dundun Think you can tell us what to do, you think you can tell us what to wear...you think that you're better...well you better get ready...to bow to the masters...AND BREAK IT DOWN!
- Can you dig it Sucka? (Booker T)
- Dude Love. DUDE LOVE!
- WASSUP? (WASSUP?) WASSUP? (WASSUP?) WASSUP? (WASSUP?)...
- Suicide..... comes Alive!!!
- Sorry about your damn luck.
- Latinos stand up!
- "I like country music, I love country girls! I like Willie Nelson, and don't forget about Merle! There's only one thing that I hate, 'cause it's a bunch of crap! IIIIIIII...HATE RAP!" One of the best things WCW ever came up with.
- "Oh radio tell me everything you know, I will believe your every word just tell me so..." You will get this stuck in your head either before or after every Zack Ryder match, and it will be there for a very long time.
- Yo,yo,yo, pop a forty and shut your rollie. It's Cryme Tyme
- Don't waste...My time. He may be more over as Pope D'Angelo Dinero, but in This Tro—pical climate of Barbados and everywhere else for that matter, Elijah Burke's WWE theme music is more Bad Ass.
- Angel on My shoulder
- WAAAAAH!!! "Now Listen, this ain't no Make-believe"
- The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever Will be.
- "We lie! We cheat! We steal!"
- "Money! Money! Money! Money! Moneeeey!"
- The Great Khali's new entrance. This troper doesn't even LIKE Khali but damn if she can't keep his entrance theme from sticking in her brain.
- HE'S A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (Such a maaaaaaaaaaaaan!)
- "... *dramatic crescendo*.... AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES! AMERICAN MALES!" — Fucking Jimmy Hart
- 3 MINUTES AND WE'RE OUTTA HERE!
- TOO MANY LIMES!! TOO MANY LIMES!!
- It's a new day.....It's a New generation..
- I'm Insatiable....
- Oh, Puerto Rico...
- WOAH YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
- WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU...
- SO FUCK YOUR RULES MAN!
- Drum roll ...then kick in the bagpipes.
- *Lub-dub... lub-dub... lub-dub... lub-dub...* *BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP...* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...*
- Beauty beauty! Beauty Pair! Beauty beauty! Beauty Paaaaiiiiirrrrr!
- OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
- YO ASS BETTA CAAAALLLLL SOMMEBBBODDDYYYYYYY!!!!
- IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
- "AAAAAWWWWWESOOMMME! I came to--I came to play, there's a price to pay, time for you to get down on your knees and pray...
- K-O-W! (Kings!) K-O-W! (Kings!) K-O-W! (Kings!)
- AND I DREAM BROKEN DREAMS... I MAKE THEM COME TRUE.
- We are one, we are one, we are one, we will stand together.
- I'll be your end of days!!
- "For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon...AND THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!"
- Nigel McGuinness had an awesome theme song: "Fucking In The Bushes" by Oasis.
- "SOS! I hear them shoutin'!"
- DUN-DUH-DUN-DAH-DUN "WOOOOOOOWEE, THERE WILL BE NO STOPPIN'! IT'S WHEN YOU GO HARDER THAN SOMEBODY, MAN! THIS RIGHT HERE? IS DOMINATION!"
- "You're in my way/And I haven't got the time today/Best you walk away/And live to fight another day..."
- "We gettin' Scrooge McDuck money/Swimmin' around in them dollar bills..."
- Tonight is the night!/Bright lights, hype crowd/Yeah, we need to throw down, everybody get loud.
- WHAT HAS CAUGHT THE THORN IN YOUR EYE? / ONE MUST FIGHT THE THORN! IN YOUR EYE!
- From Montreal to Memphis/Parlez vous Francais?/Tell all the girls/The Rougeaus are on their way!
- David Otunga: All About The Power
- Fandango's "Cha Cha La La La"
- Listen to NXT Diva Emma's theme just once, and it will never leave your head again. Worse yet, it compels you to do the goofy dance as well.
- Love it or hate it, Yoshi Tatsu's theme, J-Pop Drop, will not leave your head.
- Amerrrrrrrrricaaaaaaaaaan Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
- Here comes the Ax, and here comes the Smasher. Both Demolition, walking disaster. Pain and destruction is our middle name.
- You a jive soul bro', a jive soul bro' when you always lie to your friends.
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts' theme
- What does everybody want?!
- TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE
- Rising from the ground! Echoes of the sound!
- I'm back, everybody, I'm back! Stronger than ever, here to make an impact! I'm back, yeah, the baller is back! Still ballin' all over the map!
- I'll do anything it takes to make it!
- God made the devil just for fun, when he wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong]!