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• Any time someone says, "smurf," either alone or as part of another word, drink. You'll be smurfed by the first commercial break.
• Smurf a drink any time Grouchy Smurf says he hates something.
• Also smurf a drink whenever Brainy Smurf does a long and boring speech.
  • Two drinks if: he's bludgeoned with a mallet when you read the original comics, he's thrown away in the Animated Adaptation.