If you're feeling suicidal... Every time anoutfit isover-described, take a shot. (TV Tropes is not responsible for any drunkenness, liver failure, and jaundice that migh—will ensue.)
Take two shots if it's multiple outfits being over-described.
Take a shot for every designer label mentioned when describing an outfit.
Down the bottle if there's a chapter where an outfit is not over described.
Take a shot every time Massie expresses disapproval of Claire's overalls or Derrington's shorts. Two if she says so out loud to a third character. Down the bottle, throw down the book and scream "THEY'RE KIDS! THEY DRESS LIKE KIDS! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DOING IT WRONG!" if she says it to their face.
Take two if it's because the Pretty Committee reminds you of the bullies you used to have.
Every time you want to smack the Pretty Committee, take a shot.
Take two if it's Massie or Alicia.
Down the whole bottle if it's their PARENTS you want to smack for tolerating their behavior.
Finish your drink if the book you're reading can be summarized as 'Alicia tries to start her own Clique and fails again'.
Take a shot for every:
"I heart [x]"
"Are you a [x]? Then why are you..."
Take a shot every time Dylan wangsts about her weight.
Take a sip if you want to scream at her that she's probably skinny by normal standards.
Take a sip every time you have a horrible,horrible realization about the characters in these books. (Alicia being implied to have breast implants, Dylan having a budding eating disorder, Massie being a sociopath, Claire living a lie, etc.)