Drinking Game / The Belgariad
aka: Belgariad

Drinking game for The Belgariad:

  • Go ahead. Take a drink every time someone does something "bleakly". Or is bemused, or has a "sardonic" tone or expression.
  • In the Malloreon, "with aplomb" appears enough times to get one drunk on even the mildest of beverages.
  • Take a sip whenever Silk says something sarcastic.
  • Take a sip whenever Garion says "Why me?"
  • Take two sips whenever Polgara makes porridge.
    • Chug your drink if Silk shows disdain for it.
      • Finish your drink if he refers to it as gruel.
  • Take a sip whenever an Arend suggests doing something stupid
    • Take two sips if it's something impossible
      • Finish your drink if it actually makes sense.
  • Take a sip whenever a character is brainwashed by the enemy.
    • Take two if it's Ce'Nedra.
  • Take a sip whenever the Orb is compared to a small child or animal.
  • Take a sip whenever Ye Olde Butchered English is used.
    • Finish your drink if it isn't an Arend.
  • Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra and Garion get into an argument.
    • Chug if Garion wins.
  • Take a sip whenever Polgara and Belgarath get into an argument.
    • Chug whenever Belgarath wins.
  • Take a sip whenever Liselle and Silk get into an argument.
    • Chug whenever Silk wins.
  • Finish your drink and drink an entire bottle of vodka if a man ever wins an argument against a woman.
  • Take a sip whenever Beldin is compared, in appearance, to a troll.
  • Take two sips whenever Barak turns into a bear.
    • Take three if he angsts about it.
  • Finish your drink whenever Relg goes on a rant about women.
  • Take a sip whenever Zakath appears with his kitties.
  • Take a sip whenever someone makes a joke about Hettar's tendency to mass murder Murgos.

Alternative Title(s): Belgariad