DrinkingGame for WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants. '''''Warning: You will get very drunk.'''''
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* When Mr. Krabs says "money money money," drink.
** Better yet, finish a whole bottle if he ISN'T greedy during a scene.
*** Down a whole keger if he isn't greedy for a whole episode (Doesn't count if he doesn't appear in the episode)
* When Squidward [[ButtMonkey gets injured]], drink.
** Are you trying to give us all cirrhosis?
* Whenever Patrick eats something, drink.
* Whenever Patrick does something stupid, drink.
** [[Main/{{Flanderization}} So for later episodes]], [[Main/{{TakeThat}} basically chug whenever he's onscreen?]]
* Whenever Squidward yells at [=SpongeBob=] and/or Patrick, drink. Have an ambulance on standby, and DO NOT watch "Good Neighbors" while doing so.
* Whenever [=SpongeBob=] laughs, drink.
** I prefer to stay alive while I'm playing my drinking games, thank you very much.
* Whenever Patrick says "Uhhhh", drink
* Whenever a character is skinned alive, take a sip.
* When Plankton's scheme fails, take a drink.
* When [=SpongeBob=] crashes a boat at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, take a drink.
* Take a drink every time Gary meows.
** Time to 1-up it... do this challenge while watching the episode "Treats!". [[Main/{{SarcasmMode}} Nothing bad will happen at all.]]
* Take a drink when Squidward badly plays his clarinet.
* Take a drink every time you hear, "MY LEG!"
** Take a drink if you hear someone say "MY EYES!" or "MY (insert body part)!"
* If Mr. Krabs gives up his money, finish your drink.
* Whenever you see a handlebar mustache, drink.
* Whenever something bad happens to Sandy, take a big drink. You'll need it.
* If Patchy the Pirate shows up, take a drink.
* Whenever [=SpongeBob=] cries, take a drink.
** If a character other than [=SpongeBob=] cries, take two drinks.
* Whenever someone is arrested, take a drink.
* If you see the name "Aaron Springer" after a title card of an episode, take a drink. Trust us, you'll need it. Especially if a writer that came in from season 4 or later is listed right below him.
* If you see "Casey Alexander", "Zeus Cervas", or both after a title card, take a drink. You'll need it.
* If something good happens to Squidward, finish your drink, because you'll rarely see it.
* If the episode has Squilliam Fancyson in it, drink whenever someone mentions his unibrow. Finish your drink if he brags about it.
* Joked about by PieGuyRulz, whenever you see a pulsating vein in Season 6, drink.
* Drink whenever getting through an episode being disturbed or offended/without laughing once.
* Whenever [=SpongeBob=] and Sandy do karate, take a drink.
* If [=SpongeBob=]'s brain is shown, take a drink.
* If a character other than [=SpongeBob=] is voiced by Tom Kenny, take a drink.
** Finish your drink if you're watching the episode "Karate Choppers", since the hot sauce drop has his face.
* If you're watching a Season 1 episode, where they used cel animation, take a big drink.
* If an episode features a MediumShiftGag, drink.
* Take a drink if Patrick comes up with something smart (or says something smart)
** Have fun watching the episode "Patrick Smartpants"
* If you're watching "Squid's Day Off", drink everytime Squidward arrives at the Krusty Krab to check on Spongebob
** Also take a drink whenever Spongebob asks Squidward if he has finished the errands
* If you're watching "Chocolate With Nuts", drink everytime Tom yells "CHOCOLATE!!!!"
* And since here at TvTropes, we really want you to die from alcohol posioning, drink everytime you laugh at an episode. Drink 2 shots if you laugh at a newer episode, and down a whole bottle if your beverage of choice comes out your nose.
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