Drinking Game / SpongeBob SquarePants

Drinking Game for SpongeBob SquarePants. Warning: You will get very drunk.
  • When Mr. Krabs says "money money money," drink.
    • Better yet, finish a whole bottle if he ISN'T greedy during a scene.
      • Down a whole keger if he isn't greedy for a whole episode (Doesn't count if he doesn't appear in the episode)
  • When Squidward gets injured, drink.
    • Are you trying to give us all cirrhosis?
  • Whenever Patrick eats something, drink.
  • Whenever Patrick does something stupid, drink.
  • Whenever Squidward yells at SpongeBob and/or Patrick, drink. Have an ambulance on standby, and DO NOT watch "Good Neighbors" while doing so.
  • Whenever SpongeBob laughs, drink.
    • I prefer to stay alive while I'm playing my drinking games, thank you very much.
  • Whenever Patrick says "Uhhhh", drink
  • Whenever a character is skinned alive, take a sip.
  • When Plankton's scheme fails, take a drink.
  • When SpongeBob crashes a boat at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, take a drink.
  • Take a drink every time Gary meows.
  • Take a drink when Squidward badly plays his clarinet.
  • Take a drink every time you hear, "MY LEG!"
    • Take a drink if you hear someone say "MY EYES!" or "MY (insert body part)!"
  • If Mr. Krabs gives up his money, finish your drink.
  • Whenever you see a handlebar mustache, drink.
  • Whenever something bad happens to Sandy, take a big drink. You'll need it.
  • If Patchy the Pirate shows up, take a drink.
  • Whenever SpongeBob cries, take a drink.
    • If a character other than SpongeBob cries, take two drinks.
  • Whenever someone is arrested, take a drink.
  • If you see the name "Aaron Springer" after a title card of an episode, take a drink. Trust us, you'll need it. Especially if a writer that came in from season 4 or later is listed right below him.
  • If you see "Casey Alexander", "Zeus Cervas", or both after a title card, take a drink. You'll need it.
  • If something good happens to Squidward, finish your drink, because you'll rarely see it.
  • If the episode has Squilliam Fancyson in it, drink whenever someone mentions his unibrow. Finish your drink if he brags about it.
  • Joked about by Pie Guy Rulz, whenever you see a pulsating vein in Season 6, drink.
  • Drink whenever getting through an episode being disturbed or offended/without laughing once.
  • Whenever SpongeBob and Sandy do karate, take a drink.
  • If SpongeBob's brain is shown, take a drink.
  • If a character other than SpongeBob is voiced by Tom Kenny, take a drink.
    • Finish your drink if you're watching the episode "Karate Choppers", since the hot sauce drop has his face.
  • If you're watching a Season 1 episode, where they used cel animation, take a big drink.
  • If an episode features a Medium-Shift Gag, drink.
  • Take a drink if Patrick comes up with something smart (or says something smart)
    • Have fun watching the episode "Patrick Smartpants"
  • If you're watching "Squid's Day Off", drink everytime Squidward arrives at the Krusty Krab to check on Spongebob
    • Also take a drink whenever Spongebob asks Squidward if he has finished the errands
  • If you're watching "Chocolate With Nuts", drink everytime Tom yells "CHOCOLATE!!!!"
  • And since here at TV Tropes, we really want you to die from alcohol posioning, drink everytime you laugh at an episode. Drink 2 shots if you laugh at a newer episode, and down a whole bottle if your beverage of choice comes out your nose.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/SpongebobSquarepants