- Drink everytime JD has a fantasy.
- Drink whenever JD talks in his head
- Drink everytime Dr Cox calls JD by a girl's name.
- Drink whenever there's a Ho Yay moment between JD and Turk.
- Drink everytime Ted talks about his mother.
- Drink everytime Dr. Cox gives a rant.
- Drink everytime The Todd makes a lewd joke or calls for an "X-five".
- Drink everytime Dr. Cox whistles.
- Drink everytime The Janitor tries to mess with JD.
- Make it two if he succeeds.
- Make it three if somehow someone turns the tables on the Janitor.
- Drink every time The Todd and Turk 'Get Their X On'.
Drinking Game / Scrubs
Heck, pick a bad episode and you might even end up in a real hospital. Anyway, the rules for the Scrubs drinking game: