History DrinkingGame / OnePiece

* Take a sip any time Sanji hits on a female. Two if it's someone he just met. Three if it's perverted. Three and a half if it's Vivi. Four if it's Robin. Five if it's Nami. Six if he calls Nami "Mellorine". Seven if he gets a nosebleed. Eight if Zoro deflates him. Nine if Sanji actually cringes at an ugly woman and/or okama. If he gets WingdingEyes, add one additional sip. [[OverlyLongGag And to round it all off]], a good ten sips if Sanji's has pink heart eyes and/or his cigarette smoke fume puffs turn into hearts. Ah, what the hell- let's go UpToEleven. Take eleven sips any time Sanji has a fantasy about a woman, rapid-fire if it involves Nami and/or Robin.

--> '''Usopp''': "Already off to a great start! You can thank Luffy for that!"

-->'''Luffy''': "I don't think I'll ever get used to this. It still hurts till' this day."
--> '''Zoro''': "I don't think anybody did at that moment. You have no idea how much it impacted us two years ago. And honestly, drinking wouldn't suffice in that case."

--> '''Zoro''': "That oughta be enough, dontcha think? 3000 worlds... 10,000 shots... Three-Sword Style... Iron Liver!"
--> '''Sanji:''' "You idiot! Don't you know what happens in [[{{Tournament Arc}} Dressrosa?]] Dammit, Zoro! Who said you could make the rules!?! Not everyone can stomach as much booze as you, Moss Head!"\\
'''Zoro:''' "Aw, screw you, you pervert chef! You're just trying to play knight in shining armor with Robin again! Go back to the kingdom of lame-asses!"\\
''(they start fighting)''\\
'''Usopp:''' ''(in a full WildTake)'' "ENOUGH! THE PEOPLE READING THIS PAGE DIDN'T COME HERE TO WATCH YOU MORONS FIGHT! AND THAT STILL WASN'T EVEN A GOOD BURN!!!"\\
'''Robin:''' "...Should I be here for this? Because I really don't see why people would mind this chat."

-->'''Usopp:''' "Haha! See? Say what you want about me, but my lies sometimes do become true! Who's the real prophet now?!"
--> '''Zoro''': (''drinking'') " [[DeadpanSnarker As if we ignored.]]"

-->'''Nami''': "Might wanna rethink that third one- I kick my ''sandals'' off."
-->'''Luffy''': "What do you mean?"
-->'''Nami:''' "Well, shoes are rare with me. I have huge feet. If I wear shoes, they often pinch my toes and rub up on my skin. So I thought it would be better if I kept what I put on my feet as light as possible. Nojiko's the same way. So was Bell-Mère- I remember how she complained about her standard-issue Marine boots used to hurt like hell and how she would never use anything but slip-on sandals ever again. In fact, just about the whole village prefers lightweight sandals for the tropical climate.
-->'''Franky:''' "You can do like me and wear none at all...! ''(aside)'' Then again, my feet are part metal underneath a layer of unnaturally tough artificial skin."
-->'''Nami:''' "Ha! Little kid me would have said yes, but grown-up me politely turns that down. A long time ago, it was a really hot day out, but then clouds rolled in and it began to pour. Nojiko and I decided to go barefoot in the rain and splash in the puddles to cool off. I remember Bell-Mère came home and saw us stomping through all the water. She got mad and said she didn't want the town thinking we were too poor for shoes, and that we would catch colds, so she rushed us into the house. It stormed really bad that day, too, and she yelled at us, 'See? You made nature angry because you didn't listen to me!' But then the storm got extra fierce and we both started crying because we were scared. So Bell-Mère pulled us in close and said we had nothing to fear and dried our tears. We fell asleep in her arms that night. After that day, I wore sandals as a reminder to myself to make Bell-Mère proud. And that's how it's been ever since.
-->'''Franky:''' ''(sobbing)'' She sounded like she was an ''ANGEL!!'' I'm not crying, dammit!!
-->'''Luffy:''' "Man. You have a whole story for your sandals."
-->'''Nami:''' "What about you? You got one?"
-->'''Luffy:''' "My grandpa thought sandals were cool. He always wore them when he came to visit, and he brought me some for a present."
-->'''Nami:''' "Aw, how sweet of him!"
-->'''Luffy:''' "Then he picked his nose and said there's nothing wrong with fishing for boogers. He told me it's manly. That's why I pick mine! It reminds me of him!"
-->'''Nami:''' "Ugh... you just ''had'' to ruin the mood by mentioning that..."
-->'''Franky:''' ''(thinking)'' "That's why I gave myself a metal-plated nose... boogers are super gross."

-->'''Franky:''' "Don't worry. The day I put on pants is the day I meet up with my deadbeat parents again."
-->'''Chopper:''' "That's really sad, Franky!! I'm in the same boat as you!"
-->'''Franky:''' "Yeah, and I helped build it."
-->'''Chopper:''' "You helped my herd kick me out?!?"
-->'''Franky:''' "I MEANT THE SUNNY, YOU DIMWIT! AND I WAS BARELY EIGHT WHEN I GOT DITCHED AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN!"
-->'''Brook:''' "Ahh... parents... aging... I almost forgot those things existed. Yohoho... now I'm sad, too... ohhhhh."

-->'''Usopp:''' "''[[{{Squick}} Eugh!]]'' No thanks, I'll pass."\\
'''Zoro:''' "Who's idea was this rule, anyways?"\\
'''Robin:''' "I do not know. I suppose we should avoid this rule at all costs."\\
'''Zoro and Usopp:''' "Agreed."\\
'''Sanji:''' "WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!?"\\
'''Luffy:''' "Probably tastes better than a booger-flavored drink."\\
'''Zoro:''' "So you ''did'' learn your lesson..."

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-->'''Nami:''' ''"Everyone, you now owe me a 5000 berry fee for reading this page.... and so does anyone else who reads it!"''
-->'''The rest of the crew:''' '''"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?"'''
-->'''Nami:''' ''(sticks her tongue out and winks)'' "Heehee!"

--> '''Zoro''': ('drinking') " [[DeadpanSnarker As if we ignored.]]"

--> '''Zoro''': "(drinking) [[DeadpanSnarker As if we ignored.]]"

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* If Sanji gets fired up because someone is threatening Nami, take a shot. Take another if he actually catches on fire. A third if fire is coming out of his eye. Four if he goes outright [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]].

* During the Wano Arc, take a shot every time one of the Straw Hats attempts to speak YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe like the locals. Take two if they correct themselves or otherwise mangle their sentence in attempting to do so.

* If your watching the anime, take a shot every time [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Overtaken]] starts playing.

** Keep a doctor on standby if you do this during the Marinford/Paramount Arc.