Drinking Game / Lucahjin

  • The first time any incarnation of My Balls appears in a video, raise your glass in toast and drink.
    • When My Balls makes its first appearance in the LP proper, finish your glass.
  • If Lucah mentions that you can always expect something bad to happen after a bridge, take a drink. Take a second if she mentions Chrono Trigger.
  • If Lucah had previously established a voice for a character, but then gives them a different voice, drink. (For the sake of your liver, it is recommended you do this only for named NPCs.)
  • If Lucah solves an incredibly difficult puzzle or muscles past a rough boss in her first try, drink.
    • If she then proceeds to get stonewalled on something trivial in the same video, finish your glass.
  • If Lucah makes a pop culture reference that she thinks won't resonate with younger viewers, drink.
  • Every time Lucah gives a character a stereotypical "ethnic" accent, drink. Take a second drink if she mentions losing subscribers for it.
  • If a guest star makes an appearance, take a drink.
  • If Lucah construes something completely innocent as innuendo, sip. (Sip, for the love of god!)
    • Take two if she says "Just like all my first dates!"
    • Finish your glass, however, if a prime moment for innuendo shows itself and Lucah lets it slip without comment. (Ha, you said slip.)
  • The first time Lucah says "sir!" or "madam!" in a video, take a drink. Take sips for the rest of the video whenever one of those phrases appears.
  • If Lucah sings the first line of "Come Sail Away" by Styx (with the word "sailing" replaced by what she is doing), drink.
  • If yodel music plays over a long period of waiting, drink. The truly brave can sip for its duration until it stops.
  • Drink every time Lucah says that something is blue (da ba dee da ba die).
  • Every time Lucah hums The Spanish Flea, take a drink.
    • Take two big drinks if she plays it on kazoo.
  • Every time Lucah does her irate-commenter voice, drink ('GESUS, LUCAH, WHY DO YOU SUCK?!?')


Paper Mario:
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah uses Constipated Star.
  • If Lucah jokingly says that she's going to level up Goombario, drink.
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah refers to Parakarry as "Derpy".
  • Every time Lucah gets 1 Coin from Koopa Koot, drink.
  • Every time Lucah rescues a Star Spirit, drink.
  • Every time Lucah mentions jizz, drink.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door:
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah refers to Goombella as "Miss No-Arms" or otherwise comments on her lack of arms.
  • If Lucah fangirls over Vivian, drink.
  • Every time Lucah refers to a character by a crude nickname (e.g. "Lord Dump" for Lord Crump, or "Scrotum" for Grodus) then drink. Finish your glass if she actually refers to a regularly nicknamed character by their proper name.
  • Every time Lucah attempts the Pit of 100 Trials, drink.
  • Every time Lucah refers to Mario's supposed ladykilling abilities, drink.
  • Near the end of the game, drink every time Lucah finishes a battle with Showstopper.
  • Whenever Jolene's appearance is followed by a "gurrl..." take a drink.
  • Every time Lucah obtains a Crystal Star, drink.

Super Paper Mario:
  • Every time Lucah says that Tippi is bitchy or judgmental, drink.
  • Whenever Lucah switches to Bowser+Carrie, drink.
  • If Lucah needlessly flips to 3D due to paranoia, drink.
  • Drink if you notice a shout-out to an earlier Paper Mario game. Drink again if Lucah comments on it.
  • Every time Lucah mentions Squidward in context of Squirps, take a drink.
  • Drink if Lucah complains about her lack of item space.
  • If Lucah successfully captures an enemy in a catch card, take a drink.
  • If O'Chunks manages to throw Lucah across the screen, start drinking and don't stop until he finishes posing.
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah obtains a Pure Heart.
  • When Lucah replaces the word "Prognosticus" with another word in the game text take a drink. If she actually tries to pronounce it, finish your drink. If she pronounces it CORRECTLY, finish your drink, get a new drink and down it completely. (It's recommended you waive this rule during the last few episodes, as Lucah takes the game seriously during the finale and name-drops "Prognosticus" several times per video.)

Pokemon White:
  • If Lucah gives a Team Plasma member a voice that turns out to be a different gender than they actually are, take a drink.
  • Every time Syphilis gains a level thanks to the EXP Share, drink. Finish your glass if she actually sees combat.
  • If Lucah mentions using fire against a mon not weak to fire on the basis that "fur burns" or "feathers burn," drink.
  • Every time Lucah freaks out over a member of the Timburr line, take a drink.
  • Take a drink every time the Xtransceiver rings.
  • If Lucah calls Cheren rude or compares him to Phoenix Wright, take a drink.
  • When Lucah catches a party pokemon, drink.
  • If Lucah criticizes doctor or nurse trainers for battling her before healing her pokemon, drink.
  • When Lucah obtains a Gym Badge, take a drink.

Freddi Fish Series:
  • Every time Lucah points out something as a euphemism, take a drink. note 
  • Every time someone bursts into song, take a drink.
  • Drink whenever Lucah makes fun of Luther.

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga:
  • Every time Lucah presses the button for the wrong brother, sip.
  • Every time one of the brothers gets hit in battle and Lucah apologises, drink (probably recommended sip for this one too).
  • Every time Lucah cycles through buttons trying to find the overworld action she wants, drink.
  • Every time Lucah gets a one or two from a level-up bonus reel mostly populated with high numbers, drink.
  • Every time Lucah says 'Fuckola', drink (maybe just sip while she's actually in Chuckola Woods).
  • Every time Lucah attempts to use Splash Bros and misses the input twice, drink.
  • Every time the line "Welcome back to Mario & Lugi: Superstar Saga" has its words substituted into something else, drink.
  • Whenever Lucah looks at Prince Peasley and Luigi using Shipping Goggles, drink.
  • For every piece of the Beanstar recovered, drink.

  • Every time Lucah says "You just ate a whole <insert food item here> in front of me," drink.
  • Every time Lucah says she does not like how the broken hearts are lining up, drink.
  • If Lucah claims one of the girls is her "spirit animal," drink. If she had earlier claimed another girl was her spirit animal in the same video, drink twice.
  • Every time Lucah bags a girl, drink. If it's one of the bonus girls, raise your glass in toast and finish it.
  • When Lucah comments on the background music, drink.
  • Every time Lucah uses an item, drink.
  • If Lucah gets a naughty picture sent to her over her in-game phone, take a drink.

Pokémon Heart Gold:
  • Every time the Pokégear rings, drink
    • Drink twice if it's Joey
      • Sip slowly until the call ends if he talks about his Rattata being in the top percentage of Rattata.
  • Take a drink if Lucah's mother buys something with her money
    • Drink twice she complains about it or says that her mother has a problem
  • Every time Mr No Arms faints, drink
  • If Lucah sings a Pokémon Centre song with poop in, drink
    • If she sings one without poop in, drink twice
  • Whenever PeeRam greets an opponent with his E, drink.
    • Whenever PeeRam's Quick Claw activates and Lucah squeals in delight, drink.
  • If Mr No Arms goes chasing waterfalls.
  • If Derpules plays 'Can you brick break it'
    • Drink twice if he can't.
  • If Rick N Morty has a rave party or twerks.
  • If Jasper throws a rock on it.