Drinking Game: Lucahjin

  • The first time any incarnation of My Balls appears in a video, raise your glass in toast and drink.
    • When My Balls makes its first appearance in the LP proper, finish your glass.
  • If Lucah mentions that you can always expect something bad to happen after a bridge, take a drink. Take a second if she mentions Chrono Trigger.
  • If Lucah had previously established a voice for a character, but then gives them a different voice, drink. (For the sake of your liver, it is recommended you do this only for named NPCs.)
  • If Lucah solves an incredibly difficult puzzle or muscles past a rough boss in her first try, drink.
    • If she then proceeds to get stonewalled on something trivial in the same video, finish your glass.
  • If Lucah makes a pop culture reference that she thinks won't resonate with younger viewers, drink.
  • Every time Lucah gives a character a stereotypical "ethnic" accent, drink. Take a second drink if she mentions losing subscribers for it.
  • If a guest star makes an appearance, take a drink.
  • If Lucah construes something completely innocent as innuendo, sip. (Sip, for the love of god!) Finish your glass, however, if a prime moment for innuendo shows itself and Lucah lets it slip without comment.
  • The first time Lucah says "sir!" or "madam!" in a video, take a drink. Take sips for the rest of the video whenever one of those phrases appears.
  • If Lucah sings the first line of "Come Sail Away" by Styx (with the word "sailing" replaced by what she is doing), drink.


Paper Mario:
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah uses Constipated Star.
  • If Lucah jokingly says that she's going to level up Goombario, drink.
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah refers to Parakarry as "Derpy".
  • Every time Lucah gets 1 Coin from Koopa Koot, drink.
  • Every time Lucah rescues a Star Spirit, drink.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door:
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah refers to Goombella as "Miss No-Arms" or otherwise comments on her lack of arms.
  • If Lucah fangirls over Vivian, drink.
  • Every time Lucah refers to a character by a crude nickname (e.g. "Lord Dump" for Lord Crump, or "Scrotum" for Grodus) then drink. Finish your glass if she actually refers to a regularly nicknamed character by their proper name.
  • Every time Lucah attempts the Pit of 100 Trials, drink.
  • Every time Lucah refers to Mario's supposed ladykilling abilities, drink.
  • Near the end of the game, drink every time Lucah finishes a battle with Showstopper.
  • Whenever Jolene's appearance is followed by a "gurrl..." take a drink.
  • Every time Lucah obtains a Crystal Star, drink.

Super Paper Mario:
  • Every time Lucah says that Tippi is bitchy or judgmental, drink.
  • Whenever Lucah switches to Bowser+Carrie, drink.
  • If Lucah needlessly flips to 3D due to paranoia, drink.
  • Drink if you notice a shout-out to an earlier Paper Mario game. Drink again if Lucah comments on it.
  • Every time Lucah mentions Squidward in context of Squirps, take a drink.
  • Drink if Lucah complains about her lack of item space.
  • If Lucah successfully captures an enemy in a catch card, take a drink.
  • If O'Chunks manages to throw Lucah across the screen, start drinking and don't stop until he finishes posing.
  • Take a drink whenever Lucah obtains a Pure Heart.
  • When Lucah replaces the word "Prognosticus" with another word in the game text take a drink. If she actually tries to pronounce it, finish your drink. If she pronounces it CORRECTLY, finish your drink, get a new drink and down it completely.

Pokemon White:
  • If Lucah gives a Team Plasma member a voice that turns out to be a different gender than they actually are, take a drink.
  • Every time Syphilis gains a level thanks to the EXP Share, drink. Finish your glass if he actually sees combat.
  • If Lucah mentions using fire against a mon not weak to fire on the basis that "fur burns" or "feathers burn," drink.
  • Every time Lucah freaks out over a member of the Timburr line, take a drink.
  • Take a drink every time the Xtransceiver rings.
  • If Lucah calls Cheren rude or compares him to Phoenix Wright, take a drink.
  • When Lucah catches a party pokemon, drink.
  • If Lucah criticizes doctor or nurse trainers for battling her before healing her pokemon, drink.
  • When Lucah obtains a Gym Badge, take a drink.

Freddi Fish Series:
  • Every time Lucah points out something as a euphemism, take a drink. note 
  • Every time someone bursts into song, take a drink.
  • Drink whenever Lucah makes fun of Luther.