Drinking Game / James Bond


For the films only, naturally

  • Whenever Bond says "Bond, James Bond" or orders a vodka martini, drink.
    • Going martini for martini is just dedication.
      • Take a sip if Bond orders his drink as "Shaken, not stirred."
  • Whenever Bond has sex, drink
    • If it's kinda rapey, drink again
    • Drink once more if the girl he has sex with dies afterward.
  • When Bond kills someone, drink (this can get nasty in the Moore and Brosnan eras)
  • When a spy gadget is used, drink.
    • If said spy gadget is used in a way that was clearly unintended, drink twice.
    • If the gadget does not work as intended, take an extra drink.
  • Whenever The Dragon is revealed to be a beautiful woman, take a sip.
    • If the aforementioned woman gets redemption via Sex–Face Turn, down your drink.
  • During the opening song/credits, drink whenever there's a woman/ silhouette on screen.
  • Whenever the name of the film is mentioned, drink. This rule gets particularly punishing in Dr No, Goldfinger, Moonraker, Goldeneye, and Octopussy.
  • Take a shot everytime james bond escapes a near death experience
  • Take a shot when the villain reveals their plan to James Bond
  • When the Cool Car of the film gets destroyed, drink
    • If Bond himself is the one who destroys it, drink again