Drinking Game: James Bond
For the films only, naturally
- Whenever Bond says "Bond, James Bond" or orders a vodka martini, drink
- Going martini for martini is just dedication.
- Whenever Bond has sex, drink
- If it's kinda rapey, drink again
- Drink once more if the girl he has sex with dies shortly afterward.
- When Bond kills someone, drink (this can get nasty in the Brosnan era)
- When a spy gadget is used, drink.
- If said spy gadget is used in a way that was clearly unintended, drink twice.
- If the gadget does not work as intended, take an extra drink.
- Whenever The Dragon is revealed to be a beautiful woman, take a sip.
- If the aforementioned woman gets redemption via Sex Face Turn, down your drink.
- During the opening song/credits, drink whenever there's a woman/ silhouette on screen.
- Whenever the name of the film is mentioned, drink. This rule gets particularly punishing in Dr No, Goldfinger, Goldeneye and Octopussy.