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• Whenever Bond says "Bond, James Bond" or orders a vodka martini, drink
  • Going martini for martini is just dedication.
• Whenever Bond has sex, drink
  • If it's kinda rapey, drink again
• When Bond kills someone, drink (this can get nasty in the Brosnan era)
  • If Bond makes a joke after killing someone, drink again
    • Again, your liver won't fare well through Brosnan.
• When a spy gadget is used, drink
• Whenever The Dragon is revealed to be a beautiful woman, take a sip.
  • If the aforementioned woman gets redemption via Sex Face Turn, down your drink.
• During the opening song/credits, drink whenever there's a woman/ silhouette on screen.
• Whenever the name of the film is mentioned, drink. This rule gets particularly punishing in Dr No, Goldfinger, Goldeneye and Octopussy.