Drinking game for House
This game is meant to be played with a low-alcohol content drink such as beer. If you play with anything stronger, than we suggest you call the hospital beforehand.
- Drink every time you see an overhead pan shot of Princeton Plainsboro's exterior.
- Drink whenever House or someone on his team breaks into a patient's home.
- For the bold: Start drinking when they get inside, keep drinking until they leave. (Sidenote: This WILL kill you.)
- Drink every time vasculitis, lupus, or sarcoidosis are floated as potential diagnoses.
- Drink whenever House calls someone an idiot
- Drink whenever House leaves without speaking
- Drink whenever House says something that would get him fired if he wasn't, y'know, House
- Two drinks if House does something he by all rights should get arrested for, but doesn't.
- Take a drink whenever House takes a Vicodin.
- Drink whenever House says something with blatant sexual innuendo
- Take a shot whenever House fires someone
- Take a drink whenever House calls a member of his team by a nickname
- Take two if the nickname is offensive.
- Take a drink whenever he calls House an Ass
- Take a drink whenever Wilson and House have a “Bromantic” moment.
- Take a drink whenever Wilson uses House’s team.
- Take a shot whenever Wilson outsmarts House
- Take a shot whenever Cuddy is left speechless by something House does
- Take a drink whenever Cuddy tells House he can’t do something
- Fun Variation: If you know Cuddy will eventually say yes, take a drink for every line of dialogue she has between her initial no and her eventual yes.
- Take a drink whenever an organ fails
- Take a drink whenever the patient develops a gross symptom.
- Take a drink whenever a patient or patient's loved one physically attacks one of the doctors.